Today's Evil Beet Gossip

We Don’t Hate Each Other!

Ryan Gosling made his DJ debut at Hollywood's Green Door on Tuesday night -- playing mostly songs from the '40s and '50s in homage to the club's weekly live jazz night -- and guess who showed up? His ex-girlfriend, Rachel McAdams! Could this couple be reuniting? Nothing would make me happier. I bawled my eyes out at The Notebook. Not, like, poignant little tear droplets. Like, blubbering and sobbing like the huge baby that I am. Seriously. Like, Beaches kind of tears. Ryan and Rachel...

Can’t Be Stopped! Won’t Be Stopped!

Word on the street is that Kate Hudson has already moved on after breaking up with Lance Armstrong. She's reportedly holed up in a cabin in Canada, screwing the brains out of her ex-boyfriend Eric Lindros. She headed up there with him right after she and Lance split. Can Kate be single for five seconds? Apparently not. This is a young woman who got married at 21, divorced at 27, and hasn't been single for more than thirty seconds in the two years since her divorce. Insecurity much? Ta...

If You Care About Watchmen …

Some authority-flaunting young journalist snuck a video camera into the Watchmen panel at ComicCon. I guess some conference attendees waited in line for over four hours to get into this panel. And now you can watch it all on YouTube, wait-free. Enjoy! /> Some authority-flaunting young journalist snuck a video camera into the Watchmen panel at ComicCon. I guess some conference attendees waited in line for over four hours to get into this panel. And now you can watch it all on YouTube, wait-free. Enjoy!...

Quotables

"I don't want to talk about it, but I have definitely experienced abuse in a way that I would tell people to take their heart and run." Jessica Simpson, in a new interview with Elle magazine. The reporter asked her if she'd ever been abused, referring to lyrics in one of her new country songs. The lyrics say "It doesn't matter how he hurts you, With his hands or with his words, You don't deserve it, It ain't worth it, Take your heart and run." Why I am certainly 100% in favor of prompt...

Putting on a Brave Face!

After Star magazine printed last week that Matthew Broderick had an on-going affair with a 25-year-old youth counselor, Matthew took his wife, Sarah Jessica Parker, out for dinner in Midtown Manhattan, and they made a very public show of unity. It's the first time they've been seen together since the allegations hit the press. Sources are reporting that Sarah and Matthew "had been out of love for a long time but remain married for their son ... Now they have decided to make things work - espe...

Who Says Samantha Ronson Doesn’t Like Penis?

La Lohan and SamRo are back in LA, and were roaming the streets the other day. And it's actually come to this -- I am censoring a T-shirt. Because there are penises on Samantha's T-shirt. Because she is cool with that. I want a T-shirt with a penis on it. In fact, I want anything with a penis on it. I get no play. Uncensored pic is after the jump. I may or may not get an email from my boss asking me to take it down. If the penis is on a T-shirt, does that count as a real penis? I'm not su...

Alicia Keys Puts the Kibosh on Smoking Ads at Her Concerts

A cigarette brand has withdrawn their promotional activities at an Alicia Keys concert in Indonesia, after the singer protested their involvement. A Mild cigarettes, which are made by Philip Morris International, were sponsors of her show in Jakarta. When Alicia learned of this, she requested that the company withdraw their sponsorship. "I am an unyielding advocate for the well-being of children around the world and do not condone or endorse smoking," she said. The company obliged, s...

The Post-Baby Body

Here's Jessica Alba, out and about with Cash Warren, just weeks after giving birth to little Honor Marie (who was not along for the trip). Jessica looks much less pissed to see the cameras now that she's lost that baby weight. She shared after Honor's birth about how desperate she was to ditch the extra weight that made her feel unsexy. How vain is that! Like, I understand wanting to get your body back, but you were pregnant, Jess. The weight gain is nothing to be ashamed of. I mean, I've never been pregnant, so I can't re...

A Fourth Austin Powers Film??

Word on the street is that Mike Myers is in the early stages of reliving his glory days by penning a fourth Austin Powers movie. This is probably a wise move, seeing as everything else Mike Myers touches these days seems to turn to box-office crap. However, Myers is moving away from his tried-and-true Austin Powers formula: this upcoming film will reportedly focus on the relationship between Dr. Evil and his son, Scott Evil, played by Seth Green. "It's very personal with a father and son them...

The Second NKOTB Single: Every Bit as Awful as the First!

If you'd held out some glimmering ray of hope that the entire new NKOTB album might not be unbearable treacle like the first single, it's time to let that hope quietly collapse. You can listen to their second single -- which is actually titled "Single" -- here. They teamed up with Ne-Yo on this one, which was just plain poor decision-making ... on Ne-Yo's part. The entire album will be out September 2. ...

Heh.

Sometimes life cranks out little treats that are just too good to be true. For instance, today I was at Pike Place Market and purchased a cinnamon role with chocolate sauce and a cream cheese whipped topping. At the time, I was fairly certain that was going to be the best treat I got all day. But I was wrong! As John McCain released a slew of campaign videos comparing Barack Obama to that irresponsible, crotch-flashing little trollop Paris Hilton, it turns out that Rick and Kathy Hilton donated a whopping $4600 to the McCain campaign earlier this year. Ahhh ha ha ha ha ha! Somehow I doubt they'll be doing that again. Britney Spears' parents are less upset, as they'd just donated one of their grandchildren to help out around McCain's office. They figure there'll be plenty more where that one came from. /> Sometimes life cranks out little treats that are just too good to be true. For instance, today I was at Pike Place Market and purchased a cinnamon role with chocolate sauce and a cream cheese whipped topping. At the time, I was fairly certain that was going to be the best treat I got all day. But I was wrong! As John McCain released a slew of campaign videos comparing Barack Obama to that irresponsible, crotch-flashing little trollop Paris Hilton, it turns out that Rick and Kathy Hilton dona...