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“If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.”

LA Police Chief William Bratton, reacting to certain legislators hoping to pass laws to contain the paparazzi. Bratton went on to call the legislations “a farce,” and said that “if the ones that attract the paparazzi behave in the first place, like we expect of anybody, that solves about 90 percent of the problem. The rest we can deal with.”

Um … look, dude, I’m glad you feel you’ve conquered the celebrity Godzillas, but I really don’t think you’re supposed to drag Lindsay Lohan’s sexual preferences into any on-record discussion of pending legislation. Like, ever, dude.

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  • Well, he did say “evidently”. And based on some of the photos on this site, I’d say the “evidence” is pretty strong. Bratton’s done a pretty good job in straightening out a lot the LAPD’s problems, but no doubt he is indeed a politician and an attention grabber. And this was a great opportunity for him to get himself in the news once again.

  • I’m voting for him for your presidential election – a truthful man with a sense of humour!!! Yay I love him.

  • Beet–I’m addicted to your site. I absolutely love it, and your opinion on things lol. But I did want to let you know, I was reading on CNN this morning an article about this “Britney Law” and it had this same quote from the police chief, although on CNN it said that he said that Lindsay “evidently found a new love life, so she’s probably in New York hanging out.” so that changes quite a bit of the issue of him commenting on her sexual preferences. I just thought you might like to know what CNN had, whether they are correct (and/or censored it) or not, I don’t know.

    Keep on writing! I love it!