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Ellen and Portia: GETTING MARRIED!!!

Congratulations to Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi!

Ellen announced at the taping of her show on Thursday that, now that gay marriage is going to be legal in California, she and her longtime girlfriend will be tying the knot!!!! Portia was in the audience for the taping, and the two received a huge standing ovation when she announced the news.

Oh, this actually brings tears to my eyes. It’s so awesome!!! What an amazing blessing to watch these changes occurring in our lifetimes.

Up next: Lindsay and SamRo? Please? Puh-leeeease? I would soooo watch Lindsay and Samantha: Newlyweds.

Lindsay: Samantha, baby, is this chicken or is it fish?
Samantha: Um, it’s cocaine, dumbass.
Lindsay: Oh.

Oh please, Lord. Please please please.

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  • Okay. I am GENUINELY happy for Ellen and Portia. But I just want Lindsay to fuck up super bad again, which is why I want her to go and marry SamRo.

  • For real, they’re a totally cute couple. This sorta makes up for Jodie foster’s breakup, at least in my Lesbosphere.

    (Sucks to the perpetrator LiLo. SamRo can do SO much better than that slag.)

  • Ellen’s acting like they just announced Portia’s pregnant.

    And No, Darth Paul, this doesn’t make up for Jodie Fosters’ breakup; Jodie and her GF were together 14 years. Ellen gets a new model every 2-3 years. I say, get a prenup, Portia.

  • Here in Canada these sort of things are old news. Welcome to civilized behavior USA!

  • Great, now they can be miserable like the rest of the married couples in the world!

  • oh who cares! married one day, kids the next… divorced two minutes later.
    I don’t care for celebrity marriages. They are on another planet and love and commitment ain’t the glue that holds them together.

    Ratings and the casting couch are the primary vote.

  • i think thats DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what is the world coming to? allowing gay people to marry? IT MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP!!!!!!!!!

  • Congrats ellen and portia from down under! I think they are a happy and cute couple. I also think they are good role models for lesbian lovers it just goes to show that if you love somebody this much it will end up a happy ending! Hope for the best for the lovely couple. Have many great times in years to come

  • Oh yeah ellen is just happy its what she’s always wanted so just get over yourself and be happy for the couple!

  • Congrats Ellen and Portia! I cant wait for the day that me and my girlfriend can get married in Australia!

    Good on the both of you i wish you the best that life could bring you both! You look so in love, it makes me cry with happiness!

    Good luck!

  • i think its cool they are gettin married, i mean y shuldnt they , they love, respect and is devoted to eachother, congrats on ellen and portia getting married i hope they will have a gd future togetha,

    good luck not that you need it!
    dis is from the uk as u can tell by my english slang.

  • The world is going to hell , marriage was created to join a man and a woman together for life, not 2 men or 2 women, simple as that. These two lesbians are destroying the sanctity of marriage and spitting in gods face. I’m not religious, you don’t need to bring religion into it to prove that being gay is wrong, its un-natural, that’s the only argument i need. There is nothing any gay person can say about it, if being gay is right and normal then how do you explain the opposite sex? The fact the opposite sex exists proves that, that’s the way its meant to be, each has what the other needs to complete the circle, end of story. Isn’t it funny for everyone to say on here how its ok to be gay and those comments are fine but those of us who are in the right and speak the truth are shot down because we stand up for what is right and what is good, i guess along with gay people we should be ok with child molesters, rapists, woman beaters and incest aswell, right?

    Gay people don’t have the right to marriage or adopting children, you choose that sick lifestyle, you automatically give up those rights, its as simple as that, just like a child molester has no right to be near children. In this world you cant have it every way, gay people want children but don’t want to be with the opposite sex whom without, the child wouldnt even exist. There are plenty of normal couples who can adopt children. I believe in god, the proof is all around you, god is in the details, from the universe to our planet to our imagination and dna which on its own is amazing because it has its own unique code, proof there is a higher being behind it all. God exists so Satan exists, the proof being all the evil in the world, especially gay people and hell exists so it exists for a reason. The story of Adam and Eve, i believe that its just a story but what do we learn from it? that good and evil exists, right and wrong choices and there are consequences for going against god just like there are consequences in this world. You cant live your life any way you want, be the most evil person in the world, kill, molest children, go against nature by being gay and ah its ok, all is forgiven, come into heaven, i don’t think so otherwise what’s the point in right and wrong or good and evil?

  • No one cares what Eoin says, because if you are in love then their a wonderful match…if you think being in love is spitting in gods face then god would not even be god…God just wants us to be happy…and most of the time guys cant always give a girl what they need…and to say that your not religious well you should of never even brought it up…now your going to hell just because your not religious…if your going to be talking about god, then you need to start to no who god is befor you talk about what is wrong in his eyes…so go fuck yourself….AND ELLEN I LOVE YOU…YOUR SO COOL…AND I LOVE YOUR MOVIES…BYES