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Yet another Anne Heche relationship culminates in a general agreement that she is totally insane. How does this woman keep finding people who will date her? Is it any surprise that her most recent ex-husband’s last name rhymes with “buffoon?” [Cele|bitchy]

Meanwhile, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are turning former enemies into friends. [Celebslam]

Amy Winehouse remembers that the easiest cure for alcoholism is marriage. She tied the knot this week. [popbytes]

Lindsay’s mom wishes she “was ten years younger” so she could date her daughter’s most recent sex toy, Callum Best. Oh, Dina. If you were ten years younger, you’d still need to be ten years younger to have a shot at him. But that’s okay. I’ll pretend you’re thirty if you’ll pretend your daughter has a drug problem. [The Bosh]

Keira Knightley does Vogue. But not, apparently, the Pirates 3 premiere in L.A. [GTS]

Jessica Simpson is totally happy without John Mayer. [Warship]

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills manage not to kill each other in the presence of their daughter. [Gabby Babble]

Farrah Fawcett is suing the National Enquirer for running a story about her cancer before she’d had the chance to inform her family. [Celebrity Smack]

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