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Lindsay Gets Inked

57159692lindsaylohan414200981958am My brother and I made a bet before he left for his tour of duty in Afghanistan.  I think it was a drunken conversation that went something like, "You come back from war in one piece and I'll get a tattoo," knowing that he'd never remember our gin-soaked wager.  I was very relieved to have him return alive a year later.  One day he asked me to lunch and instead of driving us to a restaurant, he drove me to a tattoo parlor and left me there.  For three hours.  So, yeah, I have a tattoo.  A b...

Samantha Ronson’s Family Seeks Restraining Order, Of Course

57011069lindsaylohansamantharonson472009101416am-1 A break up just isn't a break up in Hollywood anymore until a restraining order is in place.  And after this weekend's drama at Bar Marmont, where Lindsay was denied entry at Charlotte Ronson's JC Penney I <3 Ronson event, the Ronson family felt it necessary to take it to that level. Samantha Ronson's mother and sister asked Beverly Hills police how they could obtain a retraining order three days after Lindsay Lohan banned from a Ronson family event, Usmagazine.com exclusively reports. "They were directed to the court to get a restraining or...

Crazy Cubed

"Cubed" means to the third power, right?  Because I need to make sure that I'm using the right mathematical term to define the insanity that occurred last night at the Wiltern in Hollywood.  Lily Allen did a cover of Britney Spears' "Womanizer" and danced with Lindsay Lohan.  I'm sorry, But Lily Allen and Lindsay Lohan singing and dancing to Britney Spears?  That is, just...tri-fuckery....

Bouncer Knows Who Dina Lohan Is-Doesn’t Care

56063144dinaalilohan422009121646pm-1 Oh, Dina Lohan.  She is every bit the mother I'm so thankful I don't have. Last night Dina, Lindsay and Ali were doing coke out on the town.  They arrived at Hollywood nightclub Villa and were turned away at the door.  Why?  Because Ali Lohan is fifteen years old, that's why!  The door dude said, "No," and Dina replied with the so overused and tired inquiry, "Do you know who I am?"  Big sister Linds, who should not be pointing out anyone's mistakes to anyone, chimed in, "You're making a ...

Michael Lohan Plans to Get All Jamie Spears On Lindsay’s Ass

57011015lindsaylohan3272009115212am-1 Michael Lohan is at it again-more talk about his daughter Lindsay and how he is going to be the one to save her.  Remember that promise he made to keep their private family business out of the media?  Yeah, he doesn't either. Lindsay Lohan could end up even worse off than Britney Spears, the troubled actress’ father has said. Former Wall Street trader Michael Lohan says the Mean Girls star is spiraling into a personal disaster even worse than that of the Toxic hitmaker - and is now pleading with his famous daughter to see sense before it is too late and split from her lesbian partner Sam...

Lindsay Lohan’s Newest Movie Not Coming To A Theater Near You

56747545lindsaylohan326200910444pm-1 Since 2007's flop I Know Who Killed Me, Lindsay Lohan has been in only one movie-Labor Pains.  The plot of this movie is that the main character, Lohan, pretends to be pregnant in order to keep her job.  Oh, the hilarity that won't will ensue! MTV Movies Blog is now reporting that Labor Pains isn't going to get a theatrical release.  It is now slated for a cable television debut in July, 2009 and a DVD release in August, 2009.  How very Jessica Simpson of Linds! I haven't given up on...

More Lohan aka I Am So Sorry To Do This To You Twice In One Day

It's clear that there are rabid Lindsay Lohan fans here at Evil Beet.  They are all about the Daily Lohan, and in today's case they're getting a twofer.  So, to all of you, enjoy this Fornarnia Jeans commercial featuring your favorite, uh, actress? For the rest of us on Team Why Is Lindsay Still Famous?-let's form a circle, join hands and pray that Linds' unearned fame fades soon.  Someday.  It must....

Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Think Britney Spears Is An Artist And I Personally Think Seth Rogen Is The Smartest Man In Hollywood

lohannylon1-1 I'm wondering how Beet will feel about this-her lady love Lohan talking smack about Brit.  Lindsay Lohan is the cover girl on the April issue of Nylon magazine and also talks about Sam, Sean Penn and her desire to model. On Samantha Ronson: Samantha and I have been living together… and I finally found this great new house in LA – so now we’re closer to each other. It’s literally around the block… I got my license back a week and a half ago. That was a big deal. It’s [restricted],...

I Think We’ll All Rest A Little Easier Tonight Knowing That This Is Resolved

lindsay_mink Remember last year when Lindsay Lohan borrowed a fur coat from 1OAK nighclub?  The owner of the mink, Marsha Markova, called it "stealing" because Lindsay uh, borrowed it without asking and returned it three weeks later torn and reeking of smoke and booze.  Whatever...semantics can be so tiresome. Borrowed or stolen, the case has been settled.  The amount Linds had to pay to Markova was undisclosed.  According to New York Post, the mink was worth $11,000 and Marsha was asking for $10,000 ...

The Newest Content For My “Samantha And Lindsay Got Into A Fight” Template

56927062lindsaylohan311200991717am-1 Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson exhaust me.  I read these stories of them fighting and crying and screaming and it makes me have to take a nap.  It's just such a high level of drama all the time. The newest altercation was at Prive nightclub when Sam left without Lindsay.  You do not leave your celebulez at the club.  Please click here to watch the video, complete with Linds telling security, "She left?  She left?  Get my fucking keys now!" I wonder if Linds drank Coke at Prive?  O...

Lindsay Lohan Loves To Eat. No, Really.

56895795lindsaylohan342009103255am I don't know what all this concern has been about Lindsay's weight lately.  Every non-boot related and non-crying jag at 2AM on the street related article I read about her, refers to the scarfing down of Big Macs and Red Bull.  I don't see the issue.  She's really the picture of health at this point; her thermal shirt has seen better days though. Anyway, Sam and Linds went out for a snack last night and it's clear to me that Linds is totally enjoying her hearty teaspoonful of frozen yogu...

I Feel So Vindicated

mikelohan Is this a typo or is Michael Lohan trying to tell us something?  Is Ali in trouble too? I had predicted that Lohan would be back to his Save Lindsay campaign within weeks.  But then he took his blog down, so I thought maybe I was mistaken.  I assumed that maybe Michael finally "got" it.  You can't discuss personal, intimate family details on your blog when you are famous.  Which makes me very happy that I'm not famous; I dime out everyone. Anyway...he has a Twitter account!  I did...
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