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Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Think Britney Spears Is An Artist And I Personally Think Seth Rogen Is The Smartest Man In Hollywood

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I’m wondering how Beet will feel about this-her lady love Lohan talking smack about Brit.  Lindsay Lohan is the cover girl on the April issue of Nylon magazine and also talks about Sam, Sean Penn and her desire to model.

On Samantha Ronson:
Samantha and I have been living together… and I finally found this great new house in LA – so now we’re closer to each other. It’s literally around the block… I got my license back a week and a half ago. That was a big deal. It’s [restricted], but it just feels so good.

On Having Her Picture Taken:
I love doing photo shoots… I mean, if I could just sign with IMG and do ad campaigns and model more, I’d do that… because that’s fun for me.  That’s not work.

Her one Mean Girls reference:
There’s not much I can do about the fact that I’ve become a kind of tabloid obsession.  I can’t change that.  And yes, the websites, the gossip pages, and all of that stuff have hurt my career – they’re like the Burn Books of Hollywood… but I really don’t feel like I should have to prove myself to anyone because of living out my college years in the public eye.  I’m glad everything happened the way it did.

On Britney Spears:
She’s marketed as an entertainer, which is what she is. Not necessarily as, like, an artist. And I respect that about her, cause she doesn’t want to pretend.

On her future:
I’m talking to [lots of people]. One is Sean Penn – I spoke to him again the other day. We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!

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  • man. doesn’t she have a publicist or something that can approve her comments? she sounds like an idiot. sorry, linds, not going to make it as a model.

    ugh and she is always such a name dropper. remember her crazy drunk email, like about the clintons and al gore and stuff…. ughhh linds. and seth, please do not call her. maybe prank her… that’d be okay

  • The last picture, where she has the cigarette… is one of her flaps hanging out of her knickers?

  • Living out her “college years” in the public eye? Wow. Can you call them college years if there’s absolutely nothing related to college in them (drinking & alcohol education classes don’t count!)

    Did she even finish high school? College years! That really floored me. I’ve never heard anyone who didn’t/doesn’t go to college refer to themselves like that before.

    Here’s a another “college” quote from her imdb page: “People go to college to find who they are as a person and find what they want to do in life, and I kind of already know that so it would be like I’d be taking a step back or something.”

    Yeah, don’t do that sweetie. No steps back. Just enjoy your college years without backsliding into actually getting an education or anything.

    • When I read the part about her “college years” I began to laugh out loud – I completely agree, don’t you have to attend actual college to consider it “college years”!?!? She is a moron.

    • Oh common. Relax. You know she meant by “college years” was that 18-22 set of years where you are away from parents and do stupid shit that you will regret later while still looking back on them as the best years of your life.

      Most of you wankers will probably never experience the highs and lows that Lohan has and at the end of your hate-filled lives you will have regrets that I bet she doesn’t.

      But what do I know?

      • Um yes, we understand what she meant. The point is that they aren’t your “college years” unless you’re actually in “college”.

  • She must have been really drugged up when she gave this interview? I mean, one talentless whore putting down another talentless whore? I thought their kind was supposed to stick together?
    Seriously, if she’s doing a movie with Sean Penn she must be up for the role of a coked up hooker because I don’t think she could pull off much else anymore.

    • I think she’s already doing ‘coked up hooker’ in Dare To Love Me which is in production later this year.

  • I am so relieved that I am not the only person who thinks this girl is delusional. Just flat out delusional.

    She is so jealous of Britney. Brit got to go completely crazy and resume her career.

    But Lindsay couldn’t get her career back and it is killing her.

    The thing is Lindsay needs to realize… Lindsay is the only reason she can’t get her career back. It is not as if she is without talent. But no directors are going to hire the hot mess.

    Her and Paris Hilton are two of a kind. Both given chances to recoup their reputations…. but too self centered and dense to take advice from anyone who could help them do it.

    So they b*tch and moan how they are being treated unfairly by the press.

  • i guess she would consider her mother or sister, her self or her dj gf artists? really. i am a watercolorist and i have a BFA and i would not take any kind of presidence on what LILO considers an artist is, i would also not listen to her advice on work ethic, life choices or dieting. also Seth Rogan better not call her, I love him. and I get the impression that he knows better.

  • give the girl a break,-she’s a bit of a wreck ’cause of the masses of lamesasses, such as yourselves, who have nothing to do but sit around with their chips and donuts, knitpicking about the life of a 20, 21? year old young woman

    this site came up by accident for me, and it’s appaling how judgemental and uncaring people are

    why can’t she have goals and dreams…she’s had a bumpy start, but she can’t eventually center herself and achieve what she wants?

    and even if she doesn’t-
    she doesn’t really give a fuck about your opinions, she’s gonna do what she wants to do

    mean people suck

    have a namaste?

  • Ummm. Two questions: 1) What college years? 2)Did she just “sneak slam” Britney? Sneak slam. Ha!

  • Does anyone else think her belly button is way too high on her torso? Every time I see a picture of it, I cringe. She like some sort of alien and when she was manufactured to look “human” they got that part wrong. “Where does this thing go?”, “I don’t know, just stick it under those huge lumps somewhere.”

  • I don’t understand how being called an “entertainer” as oppose to be called an “artist” is equivalent to a slam. There are TONS of STARVING “artists” out there and quite frankly, I think Britbrit IS an entertainer – and an awesome one at that.

  • I don’t see how she slammed Britney. I am a huge Britney fan and I know that she IS, in fact, an entertainer. No harm done.

  • jesus christ she needs to fucking stop with the drugs. I believe she isn’t anorexic, but there is no doubt that she is abusing drugs, which has left her looking utterly disgusting…and I am not one to just trash someone’s looks for fun. You can shellack and airbrush all the makeup you want on that face honey (those magenta “cheekbones” aren’t fooling anyone..) but there is no hiding the malnourished freakshow body. She is not that skinny naturally- nobody is bone-protrudingly thin like THAT naturally. That picture of her with the cig and the leather jacket seriously bothers me and should bother anyone with the right mind. Look how fucking scary skinny her hips and legs are! It’s like a starving young child! Jesus christ thank GOD I got over letting hollywood beauty standards take over my brain..Can’t believe nobody commented on this already. Maybe it’s just understood that homegirl needs an IV

  • damn. They should have released these pics in a higher resolution. I can’t make out even one freckle on her titty!!

    • U R DISTUSING!!!!! How go u know wat’s on her breast, anyway?
      And if u Got something to say to me, Leave me a freakin’ comment. Pervert!!!!