Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lindsay Lohan Actually Finished Her Community Service

lindsay lohan Well, I have to say, I really didn't think Lindsay Lohan was going to make it (and frankly, I still think she probably hasn't). She had over 100 hours of community service to complete in just over a week and somehow, she did it! I mean, she officially did it, and her lawyer's ready to prove it at court tomorrow. After that happens, Lindsay's officially a free woman. From TMZ: We just got word from the prosecutor, Chief Deputy Terry White, who confirmed Lindsay put in nearly 8 hours a day for several weeks without a break ...

Is Lindsay Lohan Planning To Flee The US?

Lindsay+Lohan Lindsay Lohan is in a bit of a pickle, to put it nicely. To put it not so nicely, bitch is screwed. In case you weren't aware, Lohan has been lying about her community service hours. She was supposed to do community service at a Brooklyn daycare center. She hasn't been. Now she's on a massive time crunch to complete 115 hours of community service by May 28. If she doesn't, she may go to jail. For realsies. But of course, dear Lohan isn't going to accept any responsibility. She's going to pull a Po...

Is Lindsay Lohan converting to Islam?

lindsay lohan quran Well, this is certainly... something. Lindsay Lohan is back in New York to complete over 100 hours of community service, and though she lied about when she arrived, she's there now and ready to get down to business. Incidentally, she's also ready to explore Islam, as she's been walking around carrying a copy of the Quran. And, of course, she's been posting Arabic phrases and whatnot on her social media for a while now: A for #effort pic.twitter.com/ejnDQLyvmE— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) Ap...

Newsflash: Lindsay Lohan Is A Liar

lindsay lohan nyc I know this is going to be a massive shock to you all, but it seems Lindsay Lohan has a serious problem with telling the truth. As in, she doesn't do it. You know how Lindsay claimed on Monday that she was back in New York and getting started on her community service at that Brooklyn daycare because she was so "excited to help"? Turns out, she wasn't actually in New York at all when she made her post to social media. She didn't ACTUALLY turn up until Tuesday afternoon, meaning that's two less ...

Guard Your Children: Lindsay Lohan Is Working At A Daycare Center

lindsay lohan A judge recently told Lindsay Lohan that she needed to re-do (or, you know, do in the first place) over 100 hours of community service by May 28th. And while it's unlikely she'll actually get there, the thought of going to prison hasn't been sitting too well with her, because Lindsay headed back to New York this week... to start working at a Brooklyn daycare center. GUARD YOUR CHILDREN! From TMZ: We've learned the Duffield Children's Center will be Lindsay's community service center of choice as she comes down to the wire in her probation case. As we reported, she's only completed 9 1/...

Is Lindsay Lohan Going To Jail? Like, For Real This Time?

lindsay lohan Remember when Lindsay Lohan tried to bullshit a judge by claiming that she did all of her court-ordered community service at the very last second by doing things like greeting fans after her shitty play in London's West End? Most people with half a brain were all like, "Huh?" Thankfully, the judge ordered her to redo 125 of those hours, and as of today, she's only done 10 of those hours. That means she's got 115 hours of community service left to do... by the deadline of May 28. LOL! From ...

Lindsay Lohan needs to lay off the Photoshop

lindsay lohan Sure, Lindsay Lohan might not have the spare cash to hire a $100k-a-year Photoshop expert, but COME ON. When will celebrities get it through their thick skulls that they need to lay off the retouching altogether on photos they don't like the looks of if they don't want to be laughed right out of Hollywood and off the internet? First of all, what is this picture? I honestly need to know what the pose is all about to start with, let alone the WAVY DOORFRAME that's not even TRYING to pass fo...