Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Newsflash: Lindsay Lohan Is A Liar

lindsay lohan nyc I know this is going to be a massive shock to you all, but it seems Lindsay Lohan has a serious problem with telling the truth. As in, she doesn't do it. You know how Lindsay claimed on Monday that she was back in New York and getting started on her community service at that Brooklyn daycare because she was so "excited to help"? Turns out, she wasn't actually in New York at all when she made her post to social media. She didn't ACTUALLY turn up until Tuesday afternoon, meaning that's two less ...

Guard Your Children: Lindsay Lohan Is Working At A Daycare Center

lindsay lohan A judge recently told Lindsay Lohan that she needed to re-do (or, you know, do in the first place) over 100 hours of community service by May 28th. And while it's unlikely she'll actually get there, the thought of going to prison hasn't been sitting too well with her, because Lindsay headed back to New York this week... to start working at a Brooklyn daycare center. GUARD YOUR CHILDREN! From TMZ: We've learned the Duffield Children's Center will be Lindsay's community service center of choice as she comes down to the wire in her probation case. As we reported, she's only completed 9 1/...

Is Lindsay Lohan Going To Jail? Like, For Real This Time?

lindsay lohan Remember when Lindsay Lohan tried to bullshit a judge by claiming that she did all of her court-ordered community service at the very last second by doing things like greeting fans after her shitty play in London's West End? Most people with half a brain were all like, "Huh?" Thankfully, the judge ordered her to redo 125 of those hours, and as of today, she's only done 10 of those hours. That means she's got 115 hours of community service left to do... by the deadline of May 28. LOL! From ...

Lindsay Lohan needs to lay off the Photoshop

lindsay lohan Sure, Lindsay Lohan might not have the spare cash to hire a $100k-a-year Photoshop expert, but COME ON. When will celebrities get it through their thick skulls that they need to lay off the retouching altogether on photos they don't like the looks of if they don't want to be laughed right out of Hollywood and off the internet? First of all, what is this picture? I honestly need to know what the pose is all about to start with, let alone the WAVY DOORFRAME that's not even TRYING to pass fo...

Lindsay Lohan ordered to redo 125 hours of community service

lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan thought she was being slick when she completed her mandatory community service literally at the eleventh hour - the very day the deadline hit. Of course, her list of "work" she completed was always questionable, and after authorities gave it a closer look, they realised just how much of it was complete and utter bullshit. From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan and her community service organization just got slammed by a judge Wednesday morning ... a judge who threw out more than half of...

Lindsay Lohan might not have finished her community service, after all

lindsay lohan When you read earlier this week that Lindsay Lohan was in danger of going back to jail since she never completed the community service that was part of her probation terms, you probably weren't surprised. After all, that's just Lindsay! Of COURSE she hadn't done what she was supposed to. But then, at the eleventh hour, she seemingly turned things around and finished her hours right in the knick of time. It was a miracle! Except it probably actually wasn't, because the prosecutor in this case is calling...

Lindsay Lohan and her DUIs are selling you car insurance

lindsay lohan Unsurprisingly, Lindsay Lohan's commercial for car insurance company Esurance is in fucking TERRIBLE taste. Lest we forget, LiLo has a history of DUI arrests and hardcore drug and alcohol issues, and most people would think that those are very serious things that you don't joke about. Not her! In fact, wouldn't knowing that Lindsay Lohan is out there on the roads driving drunk make you want to get the best car insurance there is? That seems to be the premise of her upcoming Super Bowl commercial,...

Lindsay Lohan likes Photoshop, too

lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan might be in a bit of a mess lately, what with the whole "messing up her probation yet again" thing and the Chikungunya virus hospitalization thing, but that's not going to stop her fun. No, she's still gotta post selfies to get feedback from her legions of remaining Instagram fans, so she did just that on Saturday with the above photo. Her caption was the cherry on top! Yes, Lindsay, "hehe" indeed. Except there's a bit of a problem with your Calvins, girl. Those bottles in the ...

Lindsay Lohan might be going back to jail

Lindsay Lohan Man, Lindsay Lohan just can't catch a break. Not only has she been hospitalized with the Chikungunya virus, but now she's failed her most recent community service assessment and may end up going to jail. Lindsay is due in court Wednesday to prove she completed her community service in connection with her 2012 reckless driving case ... where she slammed into an 18-wheeler on PCH. She was required to perform 240 hours of community service, but on November 6, 2014 -- when she was required to show proof of co...

Lindsay Lohan’s been hospitalized with the Chikungunya virus

lindsay lohan It was only a few weeks ago when Lindsay Lohan's vacation was nearly ruined after she contracted a case of the mosquito-borne Chikungunya virus. She seemed to be soldiering on, not wanting to miss out on precious yachting time, but apparently it's got the better of her again and she's been so ill that she was forced to seek treatment at a London hospital. Lindsay Lohan is in a London hospital with a rare, incurable virus she apparently picked up in Bora Bora ... TMZ has learned. We're told Lindsay contracted Chikungunya, a ...

Lindsay Lohan might be heading to Broadway

lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan recently completed a... well, not an entirely disastrous run in Speed-the-Plow in London's West End, which must make her a professional theatre actress now, right? According to In Touch Weekly, that's good enough for Oprah, who wants to put LiLo's name in lights on Broadwayyyyyy! An insider tells ‘In Touch,’ “Oprah bought the rights to several books that she wants to produce for the stage, and Lindsay is begging to be cast in one.” “If that doesn’t work out, she’s hopin...

Lindsay Lohan has contracted the mosquito-borne Chikungunya virus

lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan has taken a break from her new straight-laced London life for a nice little holiday in French Polynesia. Things have been going great... except for the fact that she's been really ill after contracting the mosquito-borne Chikungunya virus. The virus isn't deadly, but it can cause fever, joint pain, swelling, etc. There's no known cure and it can be pretty debilitating until you start to recover, so it's not a pleasant experience, in any case. But don't worry too much abo...