Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Christ Almighty — Justin Bieber Got Dreads

justin bieber Justin Bieber has been the worst pretty much forever, so it's no surprise that he continues his reign of terror even to this day. We seem to have entered a new era of fuckery, however, since from the looks of things, JB is sporing white guy dreads. Not only is it disgusting to look at, but it's also yet another example of his ridiculous cultural appropriation that makes him look like more of an ass than he normally does — and that's saying something. He captioned the pic simply "why", and ...

Justin Bieber Cancels Meet-And-Greets Because They’re Too Depressing

justin bieber meet and greet Justin Bieber is rich as hell, and he makes so much money from touring (which is where most artists make the bulk of their income, to be fair) as well as from offering meet-and-greet "VIP" passes for literally hundreds (sometimes thousands) of dollars that allow you the unique opportunity to be hoarded like cattle through a long line, shoved into an awkward photo with Justin, and then pushed along as fast as you came in with no chance for any actual interaction. You get a copy of the photo to take hom...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week

Courtney+Stodden Welcome back, Courtney Stodden. I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving, if you celebrated it. If not, hope you had a great Thursday! Let's put on our sweatpants and judge celebrities' clothing, shall we? That's right, time again for Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week!. All in good fun, all in good fun. We've got lots of looks from the American Music Awards (lamest awards show ever?) so that'll be fun — they're pretty wacky. Like, seriously, extremely wacky. Check out these...

Justin Bieber Is Feeling Too Emo To Perform This Week

justin bieber I've been saying for months how unstable Justin Bieber seems during every single appearance. He's all over the place whenever he appears in public, whether in interviews or to perform on some stage or another. He never seems to know what he's talking about and either seems completely disengaged from reality, totally uninterested in what everyone is talking about, or lucid to the point of being in a near coma as he spouts off lines he could be reading from a teleprompter. I don't think the kid's very ...

Justin Bieber Didn’t Want To Be Anywhere Near Charlie Sheen On ‘Today’ Show

charlie sheen justin bieber today show Yesterday, Charlie Sheen appeared on the Today Show to confirm speculation that he is indeed HIV positive and to clear up some misconceptions around his diagnosis and health status. Also appearing on Today yesterday was Justin Bieber, who insisted that his dressing room be nowhere near Charlie's for reasons unknown. “Justin’s team has requested the dressing room away from Charlie,” a show insider tells Radar. “They want to make sure he’s as far away from Charlie as possible.” As Radar reported, ...

Justin Bieber & Jennifer Aniston Take A Selfie Together

jennifer aniston justin bieber If there are two people you wouldn't generally put together under any circumstances, it would have to be Jennifer Aniston and Justin Bieber. They're pretty much in entirely different universes, and I think they prefer it that way. However, they came together for a rare selfie this week, which Justin posted on his Instagram account. Hilariously, Jennifer's smile looks just about plastered on her face and her eyes are screaming "WHY AM I DOING THIS?" I don't know what Justin's face is saying, but he's a little too...

Justin Bieber Doesn’t Talk To His Mom Or Know Who Bette Midler Is

justin bieber Justin Bieber is a Class A twat and doesn't look like he's going to outgrow that anytime soon, which is a tad disappointing since he's started to make really good music. Alas, his empty apologies have done nothing to actually whip his ass into gear/being a decent human being, so instead he just continues to act like an idiot. No surprises there, since he has no guidance in his life, other than what he gets from a grown ass man named Scooter. In fact, he barely even talks to his own mother anymore! He also thinks his dad Jeremy, who walked out o...

Justin Bieber Storms Off Stage In Oslo Because He Had A “Rough Week”

justin bieber Even though Justin Bieber is making some amazing music these days doesn't mean he's any less of an asshole than he ever was. Despite his apology tour earlier this year, during which he insisted repeatedly that he's a changed man and has learned from his mistakes, he remains... well, kind of an asshole. Sure, his job is hard and girls are always screaming in his face or whatever, but he also makes millions and millions of dollars. Oh, and he chooses fame — if it was too much, he could just ...

Justin Bieber’s “Sorry” Is So Good & I Hate Myself For Saying It

jb Justin Bieber is a total dickhead and everyone knows it, but there's another hard truth we've all had to confront lately: he makes really, really good music. From "Where Are U Now" to "What Do You Mean", the Biebs has been killing it with catchy pop music, and now he's gone and done it again with his new song, "Sorry", and I don't even know who I am anymore. I'm obsessed (with this song, NOT him). The video is a bit of a hot mess and I'm assuming it's not the real thing — the whole "white girls dancing in ways popularized by ...

Justin Bieber Says His Dick Is Bigger Than Those Pics Would Have You Believe

justin bieber When paparazzi pics of Justin Bieber's dick were published a couple of weeks ago, there was plenty of chatter around the Internet about them. Most people were shocked (and some pleasantly surprised) about how well-hung young Bieber appeared to be (I just gagged while typing it), and Bieber himself was pleased he could finally prove his manhood, though he did threaten to sue sites that were publishing the pics because of the whole "invasion of privacy" thing. Well, he's still not ready to let t...

Justin Bieber Threatens To Sue Over Dick Pics, But He’s Not Really That Mad

justin bieber Just a few days ago, paparazzi photos of Justin Bieber's dick hit the internet and basically the entire world was talking about it, retweeting it, gushing over it, masturbating to it, I don't know. It was Big News. There'd been so much talk about JB's downstairs goods that to finally have proof of what he's working with seemed to matter to a lot of people. It particularly mattered to Justin himself, who was pissed off and threatening to sue any sites that didn't immediately follow the cease and desist and take the snaps down immediately... except that's not really going to happen, ...

I Guess We Have To Talk About Justin Bieber’s Dick

justin bieber Yesterday, the Internet broke when paparazzi pictures of Justin Bieber au naturale on vacation leaked online. In the photos, Justin is in Bora Bora and presumably getting ready to go for a swim. He's in the nude, his dick swinging here and fro, and that's that. The uproar was presumably over two things: first, the fact that we're finally seeing Justin Bieber's dick after those suggestive Calvin Klein underwear ads, and second, aforementioned dick is of pretty good size. You'll remember that ...