Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Stand and Deliver — a Punch!

Ah ha ha ha ha! I am so funny. Great title, Beet. (I did not get much sleep last night.) Oh sorry you guys don’t even know why it’s so funny yet. Or unfunny. Okay then. So Lou...

Facebook to Sell to Yahoo for $1B?

[Via TechCrunch] WSJ reports that “people familiar with the matter” are saying that Facebook has been in acquisition discussions with Yahoo, Microsoft and Viacom over the last...

Clip of the Day

This has nothing to do with celebrities or gossip, but it has a whole lot to do with funny, and FUNNY IS WHAT WE ARE ABOUT. [youtube=] [via SorryIGotDrunk]

Fergie Doesn’t Think I’m Funny

Fergie recently made the following statement about gossip bloggers to a gay NYC paper called Homo Xtra: I just think, ‘Wow, I’ve worked so hard for this, but what are you doing...

Eat at Joe’s

Apparently Joe Simpson didn’t get the memo that Dukes of Hazzard sucked. He’s planning to open a chain of restaurants called Daisy Dukes, to capitalize on that one movie that...

An Evil Beet Cock-Block

On August 3, my ever-vigilant mother sent me a link to a website she thought I’d find amusing, DontDateHimGirl.com. I did find it amusing, so much so that I blogged about it...

Liquid Cocaine (and it’s legal!)

Redux Beverages in Las Vegas debuted its new beverage at NYC Fashion Week this week: “Cocaine.” The beverage, targeted at party-goers (really? why?), is supposedly 3.5x stronger...