Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Is Brandon Davis Still a Huge Tool?

Yes, yes he is. Paris: What are you going to dress up as for Halloween, Brandon? Brandon: Lohan’s vagina. Paris: Oh my god that is soooo funny. Brandon: Totally. I know...

It’s Topher’s Turn, Dammit!!!

First, Wilmer Valderamma got Lindsay Lohan (and, you know, everyone else with a vagina and something resembling a movie career). Then, Ashton Kutcher got Demi Moore. Finally, it’s...

Ryan Did a Bad Bad Thing

Accoring to the “National Enquirer,” Ryan Phillippe was caught sending suggestive emails to his sexy co-star in “Stop Loss,” which he is filming in Morocco. Her...

What Happened to Aaron Carter?

Seriously people, what happened to Aaron Carter? He used to be a cute little tween star who dated Hilary Duff and now, after watching an episode of “House of Carters” I am...

Wanna Carve a Virtual Pumpkin?

So it is Halloween and you don’t have a pumpkin but you still want the thrill of carving. Also, Halloween is on a Tuesday and you need a way to celebrate the holiday at work while...

Let the Rumors Begin!

The rumors about the cause behind the Reese/Ryan split have already begun a-churnin’. Currently, we’re being told that Ryan was carrying on an affair with a Vancouver waitress...

Another One Bites the Dust

Young marriage doesn’t seem to work for Hollywood. Ask Jamie Lynn Sigler, Jessica Simpson, Kate Hudson, and now, sadly Reese Witherspoon. After months of speculation by the tabloids...