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Bobby Flay’s Cheating Ways Caught Up With Him On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame

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They say revenge is a dish best served at a public unveiling of your star on the Hollywood walk of fame, and that’s exactly what Bobby Flay got yesterday. The sun was shining and many were gathered to see the ceremony… and then a banner appeared overhead, flying from the back of a plane. That message said “CHEATER” plain as day, and it continued to fly back and forth until Flay’s ceremony concluded.

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We can all safely assume this was Stephanie March‘s doing – or at least someone who knows and cares about her. Flay is pretty well known to have cheated on her repeatedly not only with his assistant, but with Mad Men actress January Jones. It seems he has a type.

Anyway, I love this story so much. Please let’s continue to humiliate Bobby Flay.

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Tom Hanks’ Extremely White Son Chet Defends His Right To Say “Nigga”

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One would likely assume that the son of Tom Hanks, an esteemed actor with a seemingly decent amount of class, would be somewhat similar. Such is not the case with Chet Hanks, a grown Caucasian man who finds it perfectly acceptable to refer to his “niggaz” in a loving way… because he’s down with the rap culture, of course.

It all kicked off when Chet posted an Instagram photo with the following caption:

2 types of people in this world: those who know exactly what it is they want and are doing everything they can to get it; and those who just wander aimlessly through life because they are scared to death of failure. I’ve lost a lot of so called friends cuz they turned out to be the second kind. Fuck yall hating ass niggaz I’ll never stop chasing my dream ? #OneLifeOneGodOneLove

When people rightfully pointed out that a white guy – regardless of how much he loves rap music – has no place saying that word, Chet didn’t apologize. Instead, he posted a lengthy defense of why it’s his GOD-GIVEN RIGHT to say the word “nigga”, you’re just too dumb to realize it.

If I say the word nigga I say it amongst people I love and who love me. If I say "fuck yall hatin ass niggaz" it's because that's really how I felt at the time. And I don't accept society getting to decide what ANYBODY can or can't say. That's something we call FREE SPEECH. Now I understand the older generation who grew up in the Jim Crowe era might have strong feelings against this. And that's understandable… But what I'm saying is this is 2015… And even tho we are still far from where we need to be and black people are still being literally KILLED by a RACIST and fucked up system… We have also reached a point where the word can no longer have a negative connotation if we so choose. And who is to say only black people can use it? The way I see it, it's a word that unifies the culture of HIP-HOP across ALL RACES, which is actually kind of a beautiful thing. It's a word that can be used out of camaraderie and love, not just exclusively for black people. What's the point in putting all these built up "rules" about it. It's time to let go. You can hate me or love me for it, but can't nobody tell me what I can or can't say. It's got nothing to do with trying to be a thug. It's about the culture of the music. And that's all I have to say about that (no pun intended) lol. It's all love. Some people will get it, some people won't. Either way, Ima keep living my life however the fuck I want. ALL LOVE.

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Sometimes people are so ignorant and ridiculous that it literally renders me speechless. That’s what’s happened here. What the hell?

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Iggy Azalea Is Engaged, Which I Guess Makes Up For Her Tour Being Canceled

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Iggy Azalea has been dating LA Lakers guard/forward Nick Young since late 2013, and people were wondering when they were going to get married. It seems like there’s no time like the present, especially considering Iggy just had to cancel her entire tour since no one wanted to buy any tickets. I guess she was in need of a pick-me-up, and she got one in the form of a massive engagement ring.

Nick announced the news on his Instagram page with the following photo. And can I just say that ring is AWFUL?

She said yes. It's over man. I'm getting married!

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Eh, whatever. I guess “congrats” are in order. However, to make this story a bit weirder… did you guys know that Iggy’s friends with Demi Lovato?! How bizarre is that?

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Kim Kardashian’s Pregnancy Hormones Send Her On Insane Twitter Rant

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I know, I know – two stories from this family in a row. Stick with me – it’s nearly over. We all know by now that Kim Kardashian is pregnant with her second child, and that’s all fine and well. But there’s been a lot of chatter online about just how she got pregnant since she was clearly having such a hard time. Many were speculating that she’s actually not pregnant at all but using a surrogate to avoid the terrible pregnancy and weight gain from her first pregnancy. Well, y’all done messed with the WRONG PERSON, because Kim decided to go in on everyone on Twitter, proving that her pregnancy hormones are like, so outta control, guyzzzzz.

Well, I guess that’s that. I guess if you marry Kanye West, you just start talking like you’re a rapper yourself. Sorry, Kim, I’m not buying the hardened thug routine you’re trying to pull off. It’s actually kinda cringeworthy… but uh, nice try?

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Kris Jenner Is Upset Because Caitlyn Jenner Is Getting More Attention Than Her

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Kris Jenner and Caitlyn Jenner – who was Bruce Jenner at the time – ended their relationship back in 2013, way before Caitlyn publicly announced herself. Kris has tried to manipulate Caitlyn’s transgender status ever since the press started reporting on it, claiming that she knew nothing about it and felt totally flabbergasted by the news, yada yada. We all knew it was bullshit, so now she’s changed tactics and, since Caitlyn has been receiving such a wonderfully positive response to her debut, Kris has gone on the attack.

Here are some terrible things Kris had to say as part of Caitlyn’s Vanity Fair feature (via The Hollywood Reporter):

“He was married to me, and he wasn’t who he wanted to be, so he was miserable,” said Kris of their last years of marriage, using the male pronoun that Caitlyn was assigned at birth. “It was the most passive-aggressive thing I think I’ve ever experienced.”

“Why would you want to be married and have kids, if this is what you wanted since you were a little boy?” Kris asked the magazine. “Why would you not explain this all to me?”

“All I was doing was working very hard for my family so that we could all have a wonderful future, and he was pissed off,” elaborated Kris, claiming Caitlyn ended their relationship with zero warning.

But Caitlyn said different, telling Vanity Fair Kris knew about her ex’s propensity to cross-dress and had seen Caitlyn (then living as Bruce) in women’s clothing when they lived together, adding that the couple even had an agreement that Caitlyn only would cross-dress when she was traveling alone and not in the Jenner household.

Kris acknowledged that she knew her former spouse had taken hormones in the past but had assumed the B-cups Caitlyn had when they first met was a “man-boob situation.”

Okay, can I just say that OF COURSE Kris Jenner is enough of an egotistical asshole to make Caitlyn’s transition ENTIRELY ABOUT HERSELF. Because, you know, it’s not like Bruce wasn’t struggling with gender dysphoria and trying to gather the courage to be her true, authentic self in the public eye. She totally did it as a personal attack on Kris!

Also, I love that absolute ignorance of Kris implying that someone who’s transgender can’t want to get married or have children. Uh, newsflash, you idiot: trans people are people, too. They love people, they start families, they live their lives.

Caitlyn said of the reason they split: “Twenty percent was gender, and 80 percent was the way I was treated.”

“A lot of times, [Kris] wasn’t very nice,” she explained, but conceded that “probably a mistake I made was maybe not having her understand — not the severity of it, but that this is a condition you cannot get away from.”

Ugh. Let’s all just ignore Kris Jenner’s dumb ass and enjoy Caitlyn’s other lovely Vanity Fair photos to cleanse our palettes.

Shia LaBeouf Gives Motivational Speech… For 30 Minutes

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I don’t really understand what Shia LaBeouf is doing at any given time, so I didn’t really expect to “get” what he’s going for with his new 30 minute long motivational video, shot in front of a green screen, that was filmed as part of something called the #Introductions video project with a bunch of London students.

In the video, Shia gives words of wisdom and shouts “JUST DO IT!” over and over again like some belligerent Nikes spokesman and it’s all very strange. But before I spoil too much, I think I just need to let you enjoy it for what it is:

Well, that was certainly something.

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Vince Vaughn Supports Having Guns In Schools

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Don’t get me wrong – Vince Vaughn has done some funny movies in his day, but he’s always struck me as a bit of a dipshit. He says some dumb stuff on occasion, but I feel like he’s been in Hollywood long enough that we all just sort of ignore it when it happens and let him live. However, he’s just spouted some seriously ridiculous nonsense about how he thinks guns should be allowed in schools, and it set so many synapses in my brain on fire that I don’t even know what to make of it.

From GQ:

On the American right to own a gun:
“I support people having a gun in public full stop, not just in your home. We don’t have the right to bear arms because of burglars; we have the right to bear arms to resist the supreme power of a corrupt and abusive government. It’s not about duck hunting; it’s about the ability of the individual. It’s the same reason we have freedom of speech. It’s well known that the greatest defence against an intruder is the sound of a gun hammer being pulled back.

“All these gun shootings that have gone down in America since 1950, only one or maybe two have happened in non-gun-free zones. Take mass shootings. They’ve only happened in places that don’t allow guns. These people are sick in the head and are going to kill innocent people. … In all of our schools it is illegal to have guns on campus, so again and again these guys go and shoot up these f***ing schools because they know there are no guns there. They are monsters killing six-year-olds.”

On whether guns should be allowed in schools:
“Of course. You think the politicians that run my country and your country don’t have guns in the schools their kids go to? They do. And we should be allowed the same rights. Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat. Taking away guns, taking away drugs, the booze, it won’t rid the world of criminality.”

Totes, Vince Vaughn. Guns totally fend off other guns! I mean, I think I get what he’s TRYING to say, but the logic just doesn’t hold water. “Let us have our guns, and that’ll make it so that people don’t get shot as much!” Sorry, but uh, that doesn’t make sense. It’ll just make it easier for the nutjobs that get guns on the black market to get them legitimately. And sure, I guess if someone starts shooting at you, you can… shoot at them back? But I don’t really think that’s going to solve the serious issue with gun violence we have in this country.

Maybe he should stick to acting?

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