Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kendra Wilkinson took Hank Baskett back because he’s naive and gullible

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Kendra Wilkinson is currently in Australia, where she’s appearing on the UK’s I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here (and is doing a hilarious job of it – watching her eat kangaroo dick is a highlight of 2014), but before she went, she sat down for an interview with US Weekly to explain why she’s staying with husband Hank Baskett despite the fact that he carried on a lengthy affair with a transgender model while she was at home raising their two kids (one of which had just been born).

So why are they still together? Well, hey, that poor sweet little Hank was just so “gullible and naive” that she can’t help but think he didn’t mean anything by it and they ought to give it another go. Really?

“It’s going to take a lifetime to trust him again,” Wilkinson admitted, to which her husband, 32, later replied, “I will spend my life trying to get Kendra to trust me again.”

“All I can say is I believe Hank. I love Hank. And he’s proven to me that he’s worth forgiving and fighting for,” she tells Us. “He was at the wrong place at the wrong time, and unfortunate things took place. He’s very gullible and naive.”

Far be it for me to tell someone what’s worth fighting for in their relationship and all, but I kinda think this is a joke. It has to be, right? Like, Kendra can’t honestly believe that this idiot is innocent and his junk just FELL into another woman… repeatedly… for months… I mean, WHAT?

Whatever. I think I’ll preserve what brain cells I can and not think about this any more.

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Jennifer Aniston has a great idea for a ‘Friends’ reboot

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I think most people can agree: Friends was one of the best shows ever put on TV and is still just as funny today as when it was live on the air back in the ’90s and early ’00s. Even now, new generations of fans are being introduced to the show and it’s awesome – but would they ever consider a reunion?

Jennifer Aniston has an even better idea. While appearing on The Graham Norton Show in the UK this week, Jen revealed her secret wish: maybe the ‘Friends’ cast could come back together when they’re all geriatric and it can be more like The Golden Girls. Great idea, right?

Here’s part of Jen’s interview. If you’ll excuse me, I’m off to watch The One with the Holiday Armadillo.

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The 5 Most Ridiculous Things Beyonce does in the ’7/11′ video

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It’s time Beyoncé came out with some new music, I guess, so she’s dropped the first single from her upcoming album. The song is called ’7/11′ and it already has a video. The “unique” concept behind it, I guess, comes from the fact that it’s all shot in home movie format – we’re meant to feel like we’ve got a sneak peak into how Beyonce lives because all of this was shot on the balconies or in the hallways of the penthouse suites she spends her life in. How do I feel about it? Eh…

It’s all downright ridiculous, really. While the entire clip is full of “WTF?” moments, the following 5 take the cake:

1. Beyonce, in a fit of laughter, sits on the bathroom floor and lifts her foot to her ear, pretending to use it as a telephone. Your foot cannot transmit or receive data.

2. Beyonce attempts to do that weird “dance” move where you hold your leg in front of you and then jump over it with the other leg. She fails.

3. Beyonce and friends crowd around a small pile of bills – the bills look to be small denominations and add up to probably no more than $100. Hardly ballin’ out.

4. Beyonce wears a blue sweatshirt that says “KALE” in large letters. Kale is gross.

5. Beyonce has a split second light saber fight with a fully masked/hooded villain who disappears as soon as he appears.

And that’s just to name a few.

The beat of the song is fantastic – whoever Beyonce has producing for her now is great – but I just don’t know what any of it means. I don’t think pop music (or any kind of art) has to mean something – it can certainly exist for itself without reference to anything else, but something is just… missing. Then again, I thought that about the self-titled album for about half a day and now I will lose my mind to it, so… there’s that. ‘

What do you think?

Kylie Jenner’s got her lips back

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After being caught without Instagram filters and overdrawn lips during a routine traffic stop in Los Angeles this week, Kylie Jenner knew she needed to come back fiercer than ever. She took to the social networking site to post the above photo, which… is just all wrong, in every way.

I’m trying to figure out what the inspiration is for this, what it all means, but I just can’t. Also, how is her hair green one day and then brown and whatever the next? I mean, I guess there’s extensions and the like, but I’m confused. Also also, I legit want to know if the Kardashian/Jenner family have a personal Photoshopper that works exclusively for the family to fix up their social media pics before they go live. We know they use that shit.

Either way, can’t say I’m impressed with this.

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

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Kim Kardashian and her boobs welcome you.

Time again for Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Here’s last week’s, in case you missed it. This week we got two Reese Witherspoon looks, as well as Keira KnightleyKristen Stewart, and Miley Cyrus. So there’s lots to look at.

As always, make your choices for who has the BESTWORST, and most WTF look of the week!

 

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Angelina Jolie, perfect as always. Love this gown. The print is divine.

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Bill Cosby returns to stand-up, doesn’t seem to care that people know he’s a rapist

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More and more of Bill Cosby‘s victims continue to come forward, detailing their assaults in hopes of encouraging others to speak out and oh, I dunno, maybe to bring this disgusting asshole to some kind of justice? That doesn’t seem to be happening, however. In fact, Bill took the stage for some stand-up on Thursday and was given a rather warm welcome. He didn’t seem to give a shit at all about the fact that he’s raped and sexually assaulted countless women – and neither did the people there to see it.

The show, which was held in aid of The Links, Incorporated (an international women’s organization), started promptly at 8pm.

“He was very theatrical on stage,” one audience member told Us Weekly. “It appeared as though what was going on didn’t move him at all. What really stood out was his lack of proper attire. He was dressed in grey sweats, slippers and a shirt saying ‘Hello Friend.’”

“He interacted a lot with the audience,” the source continued. “At one point someone’s cell phone rang and he said to tell them ‘I’m not here,’ which caused the audience to laugh. He appeared not to be bothered by what’s going on with him in the media although he did not attend the meet and greet post-show reception.”

As his set drew to a close, Cosby’s focus moved to his wife, Camille.

“He said, ‘Camille and I have been married for 50 years.’ He flashed his wedding band for the audience to see and this gesture was welcomed by the audience,” the source told Us. “His last piece was dedicated to his wife and their marriage.”

Oh, great – it was for a charitable cause – a women’s organization, at that. This is INSANE. Also, tasteless on the part of the show’s organizers for not taking his ass off the bill STAT when this shit came back into the limelight. I honestly have no faith in this world sometimes.

By the way, Bill’s lawyer continues to laugh off all the stories about the women Bill raped, saying:

“We’ve reached the point of absurdity,” he said in a statement. “The stories are getting more ridiculous. People coming out of nowhere with this sort of inane yarn is what happens in a media-driven feeding frenzy.”

Yeah, I bet. I know this lawyer is getting paid tons of money to pretend he believes this scumbag is innocent and people are just randomly making up stories about him, but how can he sleep at night?

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Gwyneth Paltrow still doesn’t know her place

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Gwyneth Paltrow has always thought the sun shines out of her own asshole and clearly still does. She has a lifestyle and a personality that makes every synapse in my brain misfire and I can’t stand her. But even if I did like her, I’d be hard pressed to find a reason to take her side in her ongoing… whatever it is with Martha Stewart. There is no beating Martha Stewart, not when it comes to homemaking/cooking and the like. And most people are smart enough not to try – Blake Lively went there but quickly came to her senses – but Gwyneth, oh… no, Gwyneth thinks she’s a special snowflake and is trying to get one up on Martha’s “Conscious Coupling” spread with her own “Jailbird Cake”, published on the Goop site this week.

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First of all, what is this terrible excuse for a cake and why is it caving in on the sides? I’m surprised Gwyneth let such imperfection go live on her site. Is it supposed to be “quaint” because if you were making this in prison, you wouldn’t be able to get things precise? However, I will say I’m impressed that Gwyn allows you to use a WHOLE TABLESPOON of powdered sugar for this recipe. God, that’ll be her maxed out on carbs for the year!

Oh, and there’s this:

“The folks at goop know how to have some fun, too,” a source close to the goop creator tells PEOPLE. “If Martha served up the appetizer, the Jailbird Cake is just desserts.”

Oh, sit down, Gwyneth. Please. You’re embarrassing yourself.

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