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1Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are getting un-divorced

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Courtney Stodden had a short window of lucidity back in 2013 during which she realized, eh, it’s a little creepy that I’ve been married to a dude nearly old enough to be my granddad since I was 16. Maybe I need to sorta move on from that. And so she did – they divorced and life went on… OR SO IT SEEMED. She got back together with Doug Hutchison a few short months later, and now they’ve apparently decided to get married again, because apparently nothing can stand in the way of true love.

From Fox 411:

The controversial couple is back together again and plan to renew their vows by the end of the year, Courtney — and her mom — confirmed to FOX411.

“Courtney realized just how much love she really had for Doug,” Stodden’s momager Krista Keller told FOX411. “They really love each other and wanted to be together.”

Dear me. I don’t really even know what to say about this but that I guess it’s a different strokes for different folks sorta situation. If they’re happy together, I guess why not? I think that 34 year age gap between them will come back to bite them in the ass again, however. Ah, well – love is in the air!

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August 12, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer

0Jessica Simpson is here to remind you that she’s super hot

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Jessica Simpson worked really hard to get her body in shape, and she’s going to show it off at every possible opportunity. She turned up to sister Ashlee‘s bachelorette party over the weekend in a swimsuit which nearly could not contain her bountiful bosom and basically killed the leg game 100%. Talk about muscle! Homegirl is FIT.

I think Jessica looks fantastic, and you know what they say – smoke ‘em if you got ‘em. Why shouldn’t she show off her fit physique? She worked hard for her body, so it’s good she’s enjoying it and feeling good about herself. (Then again, I wish all women would feel good about themselves regardless of whether they had a body like this or not, but that’s a whole other post.)

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August 12, 2014 at 8:00 am by Jennifer
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2‘Breaking Bad’ spinoff ‘Better Call Saul’ gets its first teaser trailer

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I wouldn’t even call this a trailer or even a teaser, but it’s 9 seconds of your life you can spend getting a mini sneak peek at the upcoming AMC series Better Call Saul, which we all know as the Breaking Bad spinoff of our dreams. We’ve all been desperate for some more Saul Goodman goodness since Breaking Bad ended, and now we know the official premiere date for the follow-up series: February 2015. I actually thought it was going to be on starting in November, but I must have read that wrong.

Check out the quick video below. I can’t wait until this is on!

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August 12, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer
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1Miley Cyrus adopted a piglet called Bubba Sue

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Can someone please stop Miley Cyrus from adopting/buying/whatever-she’s-doing-to-get-them new animals? Seriously, this is getting a little ridiculous. She’s now moved on from getting dog after dog and is the proud owner of a new piglet named Bubba Sue. Yeah, this is going to end well. Poor animal.

Miley began posting selfies with Bubba Sue over the weekend, and I have to admit, the pig is ADORABLE. Of course, she won’t keep it for too long – it’ll either end up dead like several of her dogs mysteriously have done or she’ll abandon it and give it away when it gets bigger and is no longer cute enough to post on Instagram. It’s messed up and completely ridiculous. As if a 20-year-old on a world tour who is obsessed with partying and shit is going to properly take care of an animal that has no business being kept as a pet on buses and planes? Money really can buy you anything, it seems. I just hope Bubba Sue makes it out alive.

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August 12, 2014 at 6:00 am by Jennifer
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6Robin Williams dies of apparent suicide at 63

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Really sad news to report today and there’s no easy way to say it: Robin Williams has passed away at the age of 63 from an apparent suicide. The actor was found unresponsive in his California home and 911 was called. When paramedics arrived, he was pronounced dead on the scene. At the moment, it seems asphyxia was the cause of death. How awful.

The Marin County Sheriff’s Office plans to investigate further and will perform an autopsy as well as toxicology tests starting today.

From The Hollywood Reporter:

Williams’ publicist Mara Buxbaum told The Hollywood Reporter that Williams “has been battling severe depression of late. This is a tragic and sudden loss. The family respectfully asks for their privacy as they grieve during this very difficult time.”

His wife, Susan Schneider, said: “This morning, I lost my husband and my best friend, while the world lost one of its most beloved artists and beautiful human beings. I am utterly heartbroken. On behalf of Robin’s family, we are asking for privacy during our time of profound grief. As he is remembered, it is our hope the focus will not be on Robin’s death, but on the countless moments of joy and laughter he gave to millions.”

Added David Steinberg, his manager of 35 years: “Nobody made the world laugh like Robin Williams. My brother, my friend, my soulmate, I will miss you.”

In addition to a wife, Robin also left behind a daughter, Zelda, who posted this message to Twitter:

 

I can’t say I was a massive fan of Robin Williams, but I can say that I have seen and appreciated much of his work, and that this serves as a reminder that we never know what’s truly going on in someone’s head and heart. RIP, Robin – I hope his family can find some amount of peace and remember all the wonderful things he gave the world.

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August 12, 2014 at 12:08 am by Jennifer
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4Jessica Alba was “pissed off” about turning 30

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Jessica Alba seems… sometimes not all that smart. I don’t know why I get that impression, I just do – probably largely because she says shit like what she came up with in a new interview with Marie Claire UK. You see, Jessica was “pretty pissed off” about turning 30 and really struggled with it because she thought she couldn’t “party like a rockstar” anymore or something? I don’t know, it doesn’t make sense to me either.

“I was pretty pissed off. I don’t know why it was so hard, it just was,” she tells Marie Claire UK. “I was pregnant first of all, and I really wanted to party like a rock star! I didn’t even know I cared about my 20s until I turned 30.”

Despite the 30 life crisis, Alba admits that she is more comfortable in her own skin and has a newfound confidence that she didn’t have in her 20s. “I feel like I look better now. I think I came into my own physically in my 30s, even when I’d had kids,” she says.“ I feel more like a woman, with not such a girl face-I had such chubby cheeks”.

Yes, Jessica Alba – I know you had SUCH chubby cheeks. What a fat cow you were! I’m rolling my eyes here – it’s such bullshit. I love how she can spend one interview talking about how she knows she’s really good looking and the next talking about how difficult it was to feel comfortable with herself.

Also, life doesn’t stop when you’re 30. It’s just another year, can you get a grip? BYE, GIRL.

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August 11, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Jennifer
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