You guys know that I love me some Robert Pattinson, but he hasn’t done anything too terribly interesting in quite a while, has he? He seems to be devoting his time to working and being Kristen Stewart‘s f-cking boyfriend, but that’s kind of why I love him. He’d rather just sit at home, drinking tea and singing sad songs than going out and flashing his panties to the paparazzi.

But not his nipples. Because his nipples are totally off limits:

Robert Pattinson is willing to sex things up on camera and get steamy for a photo shoot, but sometimes, things are just a little TOO steamy, even for the adventurous Brit!

The Twilight hunk got down and dirty for a recent photo shoot with French Premiere magazine, but drew the line when it came to naked nipple licking, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

The bizarre photo shoot was in honor of Pattinson’s new movie, Cosmopolis, and lasted a whopping thirteen hours. The shoot got pretty racy, culminating in a doubled up, half naked Pattinson posing in bed with a woman — but what ended up on the cutting floor was even more X-rated!

“Rob was asked to pose bare chested with a sexy blonde model, who happened to be topless as well,” a source tells RadarOnline.com. “He did his best Blue Steel for the camera as the girl snaked all over his body, nibbling his earlobes, kissing his face and neck and pressing her bare boobs against him, but you could see he was uncomfortable with it.

“Rob was really torn — because the girl was stunning and he’s a bit of a cad — he was definitely having a really good time being half naked with a hot blonde with her boobs out, but then he seemed to get all nervous and started worrying that it was just going too far.”

Then came the straw that broke the camel’s back!

“Toward the end of the shot the photographer instructed the model to lick Rob’s nipples! That was the kiss of death — Rob called cut and went in his dressing room and made a phone call. But, he did come back a few minutes later to finish off the photo session, so everyone thought it was all good.”

However, the source says, a few days later the magazine got a call demanding the naked nipple licking photos be pulled from the issue.

Guess some things are just not for public consumption!

Well, this is an uncomfortable story in so many ways. First of all, thirteen hours? Why do you need thirteen hours to do one photo shoot? I hope that’s counting at least a ten hour break for lunch and naps, because a photo shoot that lasted three hours still seems entirely too long to me. And then throw in the nipple licking? No thank you. No thank you at all. Maybe I’m just not artsy enough, but there are a million other things you could do in a photo shoot than have one model lick another model’s nipples.

Besides, we all know that Robert loves prudes anyway. He was probably feeling uncomfortable that the model had to rub her boobs all over him. He probably politely suggested that they put their clothes back on take some nice photos of the two of them perhaps playing a nice game of badminton or taking a lovely stroll through the park. And that’s why I love Robert Pattinson.

“I hope they’ll want to film me in my old-folks home, where my kids will probably put me because I’ll be too evil. They’ll be changing my diapers on television.”

- Khloe Kardashian lets us in on when she thinks they’ll stop filming their reality shows.

To bring the point home, here’s what Kim added:

“We’ve always said we’ll stop when it stops being fun. We’re having such a good time, so there’s really no point stopping now.”

Yesterday I asked if people were beginning to lose interest in the Kardashians, based on the fact that no one wanted to pay money for the pictures of Kourtney Kardashian‘s baby shower. It’s not clear if that’s true or not just yet, but if it is, and even if it isn’t, I guess, won’t it be so sad when the Kardashian empire krumbles? I don’t mean sad as in “oh, we’ll miss you guys so much!” but sad as in “wow, it’s really awkward to see you guys being so desperate.” I could definitely see Kris Jenner bursting into tears and getting on her knees, begging anyone at all to please take interest in her family again, and I shudder to think the kinds of things that Kim would do for more publicity.

What I’m saying is that as much as I love Khloe, there’s no way that anyone will be filming her when she’s old enough to be put into a nursing home. Well, unless it’s Kim, lumbering into her room with her walker, trying to keep her video camera steady. And that’s an image I really don’t want to think too hard about this early in the morning.

But how would you feel if Keeping Up with the Kardashians was on television for the rest of your life?

See, because slots 5, 4, 3, and 2 are pretty predictable (it’s really no surprise that Oprah’s on there), but number one? I was kind of floored. The list was based on the world’s most “powerful” celebrities, and … well, the only “power” vibe I get from number one is the power to make young people fall in love so hard that they forget that they’re actually nothing but stupid little dancing bumblebees.

Ahem.

Here’s the list, but I’m going to make you work for number one.

#5 – Lady Gaga

#4 – Rihanna

#3 - Justin Bieber

#2 – Oprah

Jump in for number one!

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Let’s take a look, shall we?

Watched it, did you? Alright, then. Let’s get down to brass tacks. Point number one? When Perez Hilton out-acts you, you know that your career is in the crapper. Second? I think Perez Hilton would be fabulous if he were cast in the role of the Cowardly Lion in a Wizard of Oz production somewhere on Broadway. Can we agree on that? Third, if this is the extent of Lindsay‘s current Acting Abilities, the dreaded Liz Taylor movie‘s going to be a wash. Seriously. Crumple it up and throw it in the can now, because why even make the film?

Unlike me, however, Lindsay’s Glee co-stars were thrilled by her performance and claimed it was a pleasure and an honor to work with such a legend. Ha! I’m totally joking. Wasn’t that a good one? Chris Colfer and Lea Michele were interviewed after the airing, and instead of blowing some kind of BS smoke up our asses about … well, what I said up there about Lindsay being a pleasure to work with and what not, they merely acknowledged the fact that people talk shit on Lindsay all the time and they didn’t really interact with her at all during the filming:

Colfer shared that he was “not surprised, unfortunately” to hear that people had been spreading rumors about her, with his pal Michele adding that everything seemed kosher when she was on set.

“I mean, you never really know what’s true and what’s not,” she explained to MTV News at the Fox upfront in New York City this week. “From what we know, she did her stuff and we were busy shooting ours.”

Oh, burn, Lindsay. Burn.

Did you guys watch the show? Did you like it? If you didn’t, and you got your impression mainly from the clip above, did she bomb it or what?

From PEOPLE:

Mary Kennedy, the estranged second wife of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., was found dead at her Bedford, N.Y., home on Wednesday, according to ABC News. She was 52.

Police issued a statement confirming that they were investigating a “possible unattended death” at 326 South Bedford Road on Wednesday afternoon. Police reports also confirm that officers found “a deceased individual … inside an out building on that property.” But the police report withheld the individual’s name until a family notification had been made, and no further details were immediately available.

Multiple online sources identified the deceased person as Mary Kennedy.

What’s with these Kennedy folk? It’s like they can barely live past fifty, and what a shame. A spokesperson for Mary’s family released the following statement:

“We deeply regret the death of our beloved sister Mary, whose radiant and creative spirit will be sorely missed by those who loved her. Our heart goes out to her children who she loved without reservation.”

What a shame.

Sorry, but yes, people do still care about the Kardashians. A few weeks ago, we learned that the family signed on for three more seasons of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and with the stunts that Kris Jenner pulls, I don’t think they’ll have a problem with getting viewers. But here’s the good news: it looks like people are starting to care less about the Kardashians. And that’s something, right?

From the Huffington Post:

Over the years, the Kardashians have made a fortune selling almost every aspect of their lives — from baby pictures to wedding exclusives — to celebrity weekly magazines. The sisters have even posed in bikinis to make a little extra cash. But after their long and profitable run, it looks like interest in the family is starting to run out.

“No one wanted exclusive access to Kourtney’s baby shower,” the editor of a weekly magazine told me. “Kris [Jenner] tried to trick everyone, [saying] the shower was going to other magazines for $80,000 so everyone would bid higher. But it backfired on her and, in the end, she just gave the pictures to US Weekly for almost nothing.”

A spokesperson for US Weekly declined to comment on whether the magazine bought the images and, if so, how much they paid.

“The weekly magazine market is changing week by week,” another insider tells me. “There are so many reality stars willing to give stories away to get attention that selling access no longer is worth paying the big bucks.”

Still, celebrities are continuing to make money from selling their private photos.

Jessica Simpson recently sold her new baby girl’s pictures to People magazine for $800,000, but that figure pales in comparison to the record $14 million Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got for pictures of their twins back in 2008.

And although Kris didn’t get as much as she wanted for access to Kourtney’s baby shower, insiders tell me to expect momma Kardashian to attempt to sell images of Kourtney’s new baby when she arrives.

As further proof that people don’t care as much about these people as they used to, the most exciting thing I got out of that whole story was that we’re probably going to get to see pictures of Jessica Simpson‘s baby soon. How precious will those pictures be? Way more precious than pictures from Kourtney’s baby shower, to be honest.