Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Amanda Bynes’ Dad Says That Amanda Bynes Was Not Drunk

A photo of Amanda Bynes Hey, remember last week when Amanda Bynes got totally wasted, hopped in her car, and then hit a police car? She was arrested and charged with a DUI, but thankfully, Amanda's dad has decided to speak up on the situation and let everyone know that his daughter WAS NOT DRUNK. She doesn't even drink, you guys. Total misunderstand on everyone's part. I'll let Mr. Bynes tell you all about in his own words: Amanda Bynes's dad is standing by his daughter, following her DUI arrest on Friday. "She ...

Miley is Not Anorexic, OK?

photo of miley cyrus pictures photos pics anorexic Did you know? First she thought we thought that her junk "engagement ring" was the real thing, so she had to make a statement to dispel those rumors, and now, because she's looking all hot and toned because of all them PILATES, she apparently wants us to think that she's anorexic, even though she's, like, totally not. From The Sun: She fuelled speculation when she posted a photo of herself smelling, but refusing to eat, fast food on Twitter. Miley wrote: "I can't eat it. So I'm just ...

Megan Fox is Definitely Pregnant

photo of megan fox pictures photos pics Remember we reported a few weeks ago that Megan Fox was probably pregnant? Well I came across these photos of Megan and her "entourage" on their way to Easter festivities this past weekend, and she was being shielded by an umbrella. If that doesn't say, "I'm pregnant!" then I don't know what does. No, wait, sorry, I do: a baby bump would say "I'm pregnant!", unless you're Beyonce, of course. That's not necessarily a valid indicator of pregnancy. But this, this definitely is. In related news, M...

Zooey Deschanel is Still Dazzling

photo of zooey deschanel pictures photos Oh Zooey, how I love thee! Girlfriend sat down and did an interview with Marie Claire, where she talked about dating (she's not), interviews (she's bad at them), and on being bullied (she was picked on for being a "chubby" girl). From Marie Claire: “I don’t do well with direct questions,” she admits. Deschanel tends to think out loud, talking in rough drafts, starting a sentence, then stopping, then starting another one, crumpling that one up, too. “I’m a person who gets bette...

Quotables: Jesse James is Still Talking About Cheating on Sandra Bullock

photo of jesse james and sandra bullock pictures “I think I’ve paid the price and then some, you know? I don’t know anybody anywhere that’s had to endure what I had to endure for basically infidelity. It’s just the nature of my life. People always will want me sainted one minute, and strung up the next. I stood up like a man and admitted my wrongs and what I did and all that did is make every shit tabloid everywhere across the world come after me even harder. I’m strong. I can take it. Everybody can take cheap shots and say I’m a h...

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WATCH THIS: Cult Films Like Back to the Future Get the ‘Silent Era’ Treatment

This is neat. I know it's not terribly relevant, but we do like to run viral videos over here once in awhile even if they aren't too pertinent to what we're talking about, and it's for a reason: we like you and know that you like to be in-the-know about pretty much everything that happens but are too busy having real jobs to keep up on yourselves. Don't say we never do anything for you, you know? The above video is Back to the Future, redone in a 'Silent Era'-type format, cut, spliced, and captioned for authenticity, and I have to say, it's pretty awesome. Check out one of the other similar videos I ran across, and even though it was done a few years ago, it's attained some pretty cult-like popularity itself: Because Star Wars. Come on. /> This is neat. I know it's not terribly relevant, but we do like to run viral videos over here once in awhile even if they aren't too pertinent to what we're talking about, and it's for a reason: we like you and know that you like to be in-the-know about pretty much everything that happens but are too busy having real jobs to keep up on yourselves. Don't say we never do anything for you, you know? The above video is Back to the Future, redone in a 'Silent Era'-type format, cut, spliced, and ca...