OK, this shit is nasty. For the last g-ddamned time, we are not animals, we should not eat each other, and we should definitely not chew our cud and feed our kids like f-cking birds. Or cows. Because? All together now: WE ARE NOT F-CKING ANIMALS.
Alicia Silverstone is under fire for posting this video of her, obviously, chewing up her food and spitting it into her son’s mouth. Doctors have immediately responded, saying that she’s gross and f-cked in the head and people should never, ever feed another person from their mouths:
Dr. Jennifer Landa, M.D Chief Medical Officer of BodyLogicMD, told FOX411’s Pop Tarts column, “There are those who think that a mom chewing a baby’s food provides helpful enzymes from her mouth but it doesn’t seem like a hygienic practice. Various viruses and bacteria, but especially herpes virus, may be passed from mother to baby.”
Alicia had this to say, as if this business is normal in most worlds:
“I just had a delicious breakfast of miso soup, collards and radish steamed and drizzled with flax oil, cast iron mochi with nori wrapped outside, and some grated daikon. Yum! I fed Bear the mochi and a tiny bit of veggies from the soup…from my mouth to his. It’s his favorite…and mine. He literally crawls across the room to attack my mouth if I’m eating. This video was taken about a month or 2 ago when he was a bit wobbly. Now he is grabbing my mouth to get the food!”
First of all, I don’t even know what half of that food shit is. Second? Is this something we really want to be teaching a new generation, because I’m telling you right now – if some young shithead runs clear across a restaurant to attack my mouth while I’m eating because something I’ve got in there looks good, I don’t care who’s kid it is – they’re getting punched, dude.
But honestly. Messed up or not messed up? Does this chick have perfect teeth? No open sores in her mouth? No cavities, no chance that there could be any kind of infection or bacteria or disease breeding in there? Damn. Because if so, she’s got a leg to stand on (unless she wants to chew that up and spit it out, too), even though … never mind. No she doesn’t. This is flat-out disgusting and I just cannot wait to hear what the general response is going to be to this. Is this supposed to be part of her “famed” Kind Diet?
So much for dinner.