Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Do You Want to See That Puppy That Pink Helped Save?

A photo of the puppy that Pink rescued

Of course you want to see the puppy, don’t be ridiculous. Look at its little face! Those ears! Those big puppy paws!

This is Stella, one of the most adorable puppies ever. If you’ll remember, yesterday I told you about her and about how Pink paid the $5,000 it took to get this puppy surgery that saved her life. And honestly, after hearing that awful story and seeing that precious face, how could you not help this puppy if you had the means to do so?

Enjoy the puppy pictures, and feel free to post other pictures of cute animals as you see fit!

Images courtesy of TMZ

The Millionaire Matchmaker Has Some Ideas for Those Glee Kids

Do you guys ever watch that Millionaire Matchmaker show? I’m not proud of this, but I’ve seen it a few times, and it has its entertaining moments. From what I’ve seen, pretty much every person who appears on that show is a total dick, including the Millionaire Matchmaker herself, Patti Stanger. But regardless of my own opinion, Patti was sweet enough to give some potential matches for a couple of kids from Glee, and I think it’s sweet enough to share with you.

First off, Patti came up with a perfect match for the adorable Chris Colfer, who plays the extremely fabulous Kurt:

“Maybe he should go for an older man,” Patti told us matter-of-factly. “I’m going to put him with Lance Bass because they can sing and dance together and he knows his way around the Bravo clubhouse.”

Ew, Patti. Ew. Lance Bass is 32 years old, while Chris is a 21-year-old who looks about 13. Gross, Patti.

But what about Lea Michele?

“For Lea Michelle, I’d go with Zac Efron because he can sing, dance and keep up with her.”

No, Patti! You match Lea up with Aston Kutcher like she wants, and don’t you ever wish that on Zac Efron. He’s an angel, Patti, and don’t you forget it.

Since Patti obviously failed so miserably, do you guys have any celebrity matches you think could work?

Rupert Grint is the Ultimate Santa Claus

From Contact Music:

Christmas came early for one British family after actor Rupert Grint escorted them to Florida for an all-expenses paid trip to the Harry Potter theme park.

Grint was heartbroken to hear about the grief-stricken Carters, who have been struggling to cope with the loss of their mother Denise, who died giving birth to her and her husband Steve’s fourth child in 2009.

… As an extra special surprise, Grint recently accompanied the group to Orlando to visit the Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios and gave them a personal tour of the rides and wand shops.

Family patriarch Steve Carter tells, “The best thing was the look on the kids’ faces. There are great memories and I know Denise was watching over us on the trip.”

Alright, friends. The moral of the story? If you’re not COMPLETELY enamored by Rupert Grint and his selfless, loving, thoughtful actions, then you have a cold, dead heart and I don’t even know why you bothered watching the video. Are you a Kardashian or something?

Anyway, Merry Christmas, folks! We’ll continue normal posting on Christmas Eve, but will be off Christmas Day, resuming our regular snark schedule on Monday morning. Have a safe and happy holiday, and if this video didn’t cheer you up, then check these photos out again. They’re sure to put a smile on your face

Ricky Gervais Under Fire for Athiest Tweets

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So, that was the Tweet that set off a tirade of Christians to bash Ricky Gervais, saying that if he had any Twitter followers, they must be heathens and athiests and horrible, bad, bad people – much like him, I guess, huh?

See, though I am a Christian, I think people are entitled to think and feel how they choose to when it comes to religion, or just, you know, living their lives. Who would I be to say what was right for me is right for everyone else? I also think that anyone who wouldn’t support their fellow (gay or lesbian or otherwise) man in whatever endeavor they chose, as long as it wasn’t harming the livelihood of others, is in the wrong here. I mean, seriously, can you believe some of the garbage @GodsWordIsLaw is peddling? “I don’t know any normal man that stands up for queers”? Who even says stuff like that?

Sounds to me like some Christians are completely missing the point of the holiday they hold so dear – because insulting people based upon their thoughts, ideals, sexual preferences, or otherwise, don’t sound very “Christian-like” to me.

Guess Who This Is?

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If you guessed a sad has-been-alleged-spouse-abuser trying to look forty years younger and only ending up with the complete opposite result, you’re absolutely right. However, that’s not exactly what I meant. What I meant was, “Who, precisely, is this sad has-been-alleged-spouse-abuser, stuck on looking forty years younger and only ending up with the complete opposite result.”

If you guessed Kris Jenner, you’d be half-right. This is going to be Kris Jenner in five years, and I’m actually looking forward to that. Now, though, this happens to be Mickey Rourke. It’s Mickey Rourke, who used to look like this:
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But who now looks like this:
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Poor Mickey Rourke. He’s had a pretty rough life. His skin’s elasticity is all shot to shit and sagging like Lindsay Lohan’s flat-tire ass, and while I realize that plastic surgery is probably a slippery slope, and I’m also aware that his first surgeries were to correct a broken nose due to boxing, I’m also pretty convinced, that had he never made that second, and third, and … whatever decision to continue trying to fix his face, that he’d look like a relatively normal almost-sixty-year-old, and it’s a SHAME, because he used to be SO HOT.

EVEN MOAR Stars Without Makeup: Terri Seymour

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What’s that, you have no f-cking clue who Terri Seymour is? Well, first and foremost, she’s Simon Cowell’s ex-girlfriend. Second, she was choked on American Idol one year. Nuts, right? Third, she was an Extra correspondent up until last year, but these days, I have no idea what she’s doing.

FINALLY. She was born in 1974. That makes her nine years older than me, but she looks about fifty. She’d look good for fifty, if she was fifty, but you know what? She’s not. She’s only thirty-eight. SUNSPOTS SUNSPOTS MELANOMA CARCINOMA.

My advice? SPF, KIDS. Don’t leave home without it.