Did you guys watch the video? Good. See, I watched the video before I actually found out why the ad was being banned, and I was all like, “Damn! What kind of ad execs think they can run words like ‘f-ck’ and ‘c-cksucker’ on television and not be banned? Did these guys actually not want the ad to run?” and then I read the accompanying statement from MTV as to why it was really banned.
Do me a favor, now. Go to the :28 mark of the video and tell me if you see anything out of the ordinary. What? No, you didn’t? OK, go back and do it again, and this time, look for an “erect nipple.” Did you see the “erect nipple” on Kate Upton? Because *that’s* the reason that the ad’s being banned from a variety of networks. Not for the profane language, not for the cockroach at the end being smushed by the dumpster (though I’m sure PETA probably had a field day with it), but because Kate Upton was nipping.
See the kind of world we live in, guys? You can talk about sucking d-cks and using sexual innuendos that could be taken in a garden variety of ways (like ‘waxing’), but you can’t show a nipple that’s doing a natural nipple thing by poking all out because girl was running. I mean, I highly doubt she was aroused by the cockroaches, or the rat-looking skateboarder, but yet because Kate Upton’s got a great rack, it’s not OK.
Excuse me for a mo’ if you would. My eyes just rolled so hard out, they popped out of my head and I think one of them may have ended up underneath the stove. Again.