Remember awhile back I wrote a Katy Perry post about her new GHD Hair gig and how – ugh – no one flat irons their hair anymore? Well, a lot of you guys had some strong opinions about taming the shrews atop your heads, and I felt proper told when all of the readers claim that they have coarse, unmanageable hair much like myself, but they actually do something about it. My opinion was, hey, they must work outside of the home and care what they look like in public (not like, you know, me, who works from home and often grocery shops sporting bedhead).
Well some friends at Misikko sent me an email, asking me if I’d be interested in trying out the HANA Air hairdryer. I was skeptical, since it was a damn hairdryer and not a follicle transplant, but said OK. I mean, who’d I be to turn down trying out something new? Well, needless to say, when it arrived, I was surprised to find that I was the proud owner of the best hair dryer OF ALL TIME. No joke. I’ve gotten stuff from other companies to try out, and I was – in a lot of cases – like, “Ugh, really? You’re trying to push this stuff on the general public and you need lab mice to tell you that it sucks?” but this was – happily – not the case.
I’d originally specified in the Katy Perry post that I suffered unruly hair that wasn’t quite curly – yet wasn’t quite wavy – and damned if it’d actually do something regular like hang normal, but after using this hair dryer (and only this hair dryer – no special serums or lotions) I was amazed to see that my hair looked frizz-free, shiny, and healthy. I’d used salon hair dryers before, but none of them – none of them could touch this product. Now, all I have to do is dry my hair and I can leave the house looking like a normal human being with good hygiene habits. Amazing, right?
November 21, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah
I know we’re not supposed to laugh when people fall because, my gosh, what if they’re injured? And it’s especially uncool to laugh when people fall if they’re elderly, and there’s no doubt about the fact that Regis Philbin is almost older than dirt (alright, he’s 80, which isn’t exactly ancient, but it’s old enough to cringe when someone of that age falls off a damned scooter), but isn’t it kind of hilarious anyway? Isn’t it sort of funny in a oops-sorry-I-accidentally-kicked-your-stupid-cat-down-the-stairs-but-at-least-he’s-OK kind of way? Can we just agree on that and thank our lucky stars that no hips were broken?
November 21, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah
Odd friends at the AMAs. [Bossip]
More Great Gatsby stills. [Lainey Gossip]
Megan Fox does a suck face. [The Superficial]
Demi Moore plans on ruining Ashton Kutcher. [Cele|bitchy]
Celebrities with facial tics. [theBERRY]
This is what Kristin Cavallari wore to the Marine Ball. [Starpulse]
“It Gets Better”: The Lady Gaga edition. [The Frisky]
And, of course, now Beyonce’s baby bump is gigantic. [Amy Grindhouse]
January Jones can’t carry her own child. [The Superficial]
Ryan Dunn remembered by his friends in a special MTV … special. [ICYDK]
Sad Ashton Kutcher on the set of Two and a Half Men. [Caught on Set]
Amber Heard sucks face with her girlfriend. [IDLYITW]
Is Jessica Simpson having a boy? [The Blemish]
November 21, 2011 at 8:30 am by Sarah
Oh man, you guys, I love a good prank. When I was little, my brother and I would go in our sister’s room and lock the door and do things like call boys she liked and actually tell them she liked them, and sometimes we would even put glue on our hands and then dry it with her hair dryer so we could peel it off quick (did anyone else ever do that?) and we would leave the dried glue on her floor! We were SO FUNNY.
See, the morgue workers bought a rubber hand and then made it all bloody and dead-looking before tossing it in a trash can. The very same trash can that Lindsay has to empty as part of her community service. Poor Lindz found the hand and, needless to say, she completely freaked.
But why would anyone play such a prank on a nice girl like Lindsay Lohan?
“Lindsay has a real attitude – always acting like she’s better than anyone else and spending much of her time taking cigarette breaks,” confided a volunteer who’s worked with her.
“She speaks to no one unless she has to, and mopes through the work she’s assigned, like mopping floors, cleaning bathrooms and washing dirty sheets.”
Oh. Well, that’ll do it.
The volunteer also reported that Lindsay didn’t take the joke well, saying “I can’t believe anyone would think this was funny! It’s really morbid – and so is everyone here!’” Harsh words, Lindz. Way harsh.
Does anyone have any other good prank stories or more ideas for pranks for these good-humored morgue workers?
November 21, 2011 at 7:30 am by Emily
If I know you guys, and I’m pretty confident I do, then I’m sure that there are times when you peruse Evil Beet at home or at work or on the go, and you come across our favorite shining star, Courtney Stodden, and you think to yourself “my, what a bombshell! I wish I could look as gorgeous as her!” But you can’t find the right daringly devilish dress or the right “foolproof for fornicating” frock, and there goes your confidence, right out the window!
But there’s no need to worry your pretty little heads anymore, because that lovable sweetheart, Courtney, went ahead and compiled some delightful style tips so we can all feel just as beautiful! For example, here’s her tip to go with that fashion photo above:
Seamless tanks/dresses are my favorite! I especially love pairing seamless tanks with sexy forming blue jeans. It’s easy to wear, shows off my shape nicely and it still exudes that ‘provocative edge’ that I feel every woman should embrace.
You know you want more of this invaluable advice …
November 21, 2011 at 6:30 am by Emily
Wow. Uh, I sort of told the whole story in that headline. Snooki rubs kitty litter on her face as part of her beauty regime.
Conan: “You give some very strange beauty tips in here. In this book, you say it’s acceptable to use cat litter–”
Snooki: “Clean cat litter.”
Conan: “Yes. I thought that would go without saying.”
Snooki: “Just making sure.”
Conan: “…On your face. As what? As an exfoliant?
Snooki: “Yeah, well, I definitely, um, like to Google a lot. And I don’t like to spend a lot of money on, like, spa treatments, just because I’m, like, a cheapo. So I Googled what else I could use that’s, like, not so expensive, and it was… cat litter.”
Conan asks, “Isn’t cat litter, like, a strong chemical?” and Snooki looks as though this would never occur to her. She shrugs and says, “I haven’t broke out at all yet,” and Conan quips, “I guess that’s good enough for the FDA.”
You know, I knew that Snooki was a little off, that she had some unconventional beliefs and all, but I think this one takes the cake. I’ll buy that she actually thinks she could be on The Office and, even though it causes me so much pain in my soul, I’ll accept that she doesn’t know who JK Rowling and Maya Angelou are, but this? Kitty litter on the face?* I can’t, Snickers, I just can’t.