Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Verne Troyer

Verne Troyer is ready for Shark Week

Everybody loves Shark Week, and Verne Troyer is no exception. He really got in the spirit this week and tweeted the above photo of himself enjoying the festivities. It’s too good not...

Girl Talk with Ranae Shrider

You may not know her by name, but you know who she is — the other half (two-thirds?) of the Mini-Me sex tape. Ranae Shrider and I have become friends over the Internets, and this...

I Will Never Get Tired of These Photos

Yet another gem of Verne Troyer off the set of the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother. If you haven’t seen the one of him wearing a teddy bear suit and eating from a honey pot, please...

Mini-Me, Apparently, is a Sex Machine

Seriously, nothing in the world makes me more sick than having to hear that Mini-Me is a sexaholic.  Or having to hear about special condoms for “little men.”  I assume that...

There Are No Words

MINI-Me can’t help being played the fool by women. Verne Troyer was first dissed by his ex, Ranae Shrider, when she sold a sex tape of the two and made fun of his puny endowment and...