So hey! This week must be the week for “unexpected” nude photo leaks, ’cause MMA fighter Tito Ortiz released one (OK, it was hacked) of him standing somewhere that looks like a spa, or a sauna room, with his LONG FLACCID PENIS hanging out. The best part of the pic? Boyfriend looks STOKED over it. The shit-eating grin just says it all. Says what, you ask? It positively screams,
“Which way did he go, George, which way did he go?” “Man, if I could knock a bitch out with this gigantic crank during one of matches, they’d be out cold FER DAYZ.”
And also, what’s with the influx of soggy peen photos? I mean, photos of peen are good in any case, but wouldn’t they be much more impressive and exciting if the soldiers were actually on active duty?
Jump in for the NSFW photo of Tito Ortiz’s mang:
It’s just what they want you to do at this point so be a pal and lose it, alright?
TMZ spoke with the weird-assed couple and both parties claimed that everything that went down was embellished for dramatic purposes and they just want to be left alone about it now.
Jameson tells TMZ:
“What actually happened has now been dramatically distorted and misinterpreted and remarks that both Tito and I made after the police arrived reflect the state of shock that we were both in.”
Tito’s lawyer has spoken out on his behalf and says that the entire situation was “a big misunderstanding.”
Read: We’re both really unstable individuals and don’t want Child Protective Services to get involved, so we’re pulling the plug on the dramz.
Noted guys, thanks.
After allegations emerged that Tito Ortiz roughed Jenna Jameson up over some kind of “hurt feelings” thing, Ortiz denied the occurrence ever happened and claimed Jameson hurt herself while in a drug-induced panic.
However, reps for Jameson have come forward to claim that the former porn star was drug tested a day after the incident occurred between Jameson and Tito and all results (including those for oxycodone, cocaine, marijuana and meth) came up … you guessed it, negative.
Wonder what this says about the state of the couple’s union. Or worse, for Ortiz.