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Tila Tequila is having a baby girl, will raise her alone

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Tila Tequila is an insane Nazi sympathizer who unfortunately hooked up with a redneck and got herself knocked up, much to her own delight. Now she’s revealed that she’s  having a baby girl, which she’ll most likely raise alone (??) so that she can instill her infinite wisdom into her child. It’s terrifying.

Surprise!!!!! So it looks like I’m having myself a precious little baby girl! Oh my GOD! For a long time I thought I wanted a baby boy, but that’s because most of my family members wanted me to have a boy. However, deep, deep down inside of my heart I knew that I wanted a baby girl! I wanted a little mini-me so that when she grows up I could do everything with her and be able to talk to her about anything! My very own little mini-me!!!! :)

Since I will be raising her alone I think it’s just perfect that I’m having a girl for my first child instead of a boy because this way it will probably be easier on me. I could tell her about Mommy’s entire life and why it’s so important to not make the same mistakes I made. I want my baby girl to grow up a very strong, and independent woman just like I am, and you know what? I know that she will! My daughter will grow up to be a leader and stand up for all of the people who cannot stand up for themselves. My daughter will be beautiful just like her mama, but at the same time I will raise her to be a humble and loving person who will respect herself and others. I know I’m going to be a fantastic Mother to my little Warrior Princess Baby Girl because she will see how much crap that her mommy has been through in life and that alone will give her so much character and strength just through me alone! She will definitely not be a pushover! She’s going to be a smart and feisty little one…. with freckles of course! hehehehe

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Think Tila sounds insane yet? There’s more!

Each day that passes I get more and more excited about having my own little warrior princess come into this world and fill it with more joy! On top of that I’m sure she will also have Mommy’s freckles, strong personality, put up with nobody’s crap in life, have a huge loving heart and be compassionate to others, and ohhhhh the possibilities are endless! I already KNOW that my little girl will be exactly like her Mama but an even better version of me because I will make sure she knows NOT to make the same mistakes I did while growing up and I know she will listen. She will respect me because I have life experience to back up everything I tell her and I just cannot wait to shower her with my love every single day for the rest of her life! Plus, she’s going to be a SCORPIO BABY JUST LIKE HER MAMA!! OHHHH WATCH OUT WORLD!!! WE HAVE ANOTHER FIESTY LITTLE ONE COMING INTO THIS WORLD!! BE PREPARED !!! LOL

Ohhhhhh Baby Tila….. do you know that you’re already a future heart breaker to come??? Oh boy! Please don’t give Mommy too much headache ok??? For now… let’s just hope you stay Mommy’s little Princess for as long as possible!! I LOVE YOU SO, SO, SO, SO MUCH BABY GIRL!! SO MUCH THAT YOU ARE MAKING ME CRY RIGHT NOW!! YOU WILL BE MY BEST FRIEND, MY ANGEL, MY WORLD, MY EVERYTHING! I CANNOT WAIT TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS AND SPOIL YOU WITH ALL THE LOVE THAT YOU COULD EVER DREAM OF!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO BE MY SPOILED LITTLE PRINCESS!!! And from the looks of mommy’s humongus belly…. you are going to be a BIG, TALL, HEALTHY, BEAUTIFUL, spoiled princess!!! hehehe

I’m gonna need Jesus to take the wheel on this one, seriously. This poor, poor child. This intensely idiotic woman about to become a parent. It’s all too much to bear. And we won’t even get into the fact that she’s been trying her hand at softcore erotica on her site, either…

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Tila Tequila’s pregnancy saved her life

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The world’s most awful Nazi sympathizer, Tila Tequila, announced her pregnancy online last week, and while she’s a hot fucking mess who has no business raising a child, she still insists this whole thing is a blessing and is the life-saving experience she needed.

“It has been quite a painful journey for me, and I never thought I was going to make it out alive. So to be able to do a total 180 and finally be blessed with my first child gets me so emotional that I can barely even handle it,” she continues. “The only difference is that now these tears I cry are of joy, and no longer of sadness.”

The first-time mom-to-be adds that she feels “finally healed” after “so many traumatic years” in the spotlight. “I truly feel that my baby has saved my life, and I will do whatever it takes to give my little baby the whole entire world!” she vows. “I know I’m going to cry so much when the baby is finally born later this year.”

“I never knew such a love like this could exist, but I guess motherhood can truly change some people,” she tells Us of her future son or daughter. “I know it has definitely changed me, and I’m already thinking about having more. I just want my baby to be proud of me and to know how much I love him or her. To love someone else unconditionally is one of the best feelings in the entire world, and I hope I will have plenty more pregnancies to come.”

Let’s be honest – the only thing she’s “changed” by so far is probably weird cravings for ice cream and pickles or whatever. Sorry, but I’m not buying this bullshit. She just found out she’s pregnant and suddenly she’s an entirely different person? If I didn’t already know what a fucking nutterball she is, I’d feel like I was the one taking crazy pills here. I’d almost rather Lindsay Lohan have a baby over her!

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Nazi Sympathizer Tila Tequila Is Pregnant

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Tila Tequila, who has tried her hand and relevancy so many times, yet always comes up short, is pregnant with her first child. Forgive me for not being thrilled, but the woman is a nazi sympathizer.

The woman posted the above photo on Facebook, adding,

Surprise!! I’m 10 weeks pregnant! I just couldn’t hold it in any longer as this brings me so much joy and happiness to know that there is a baby Tila on the way! May God bless my little bundle of joy on this Good Friday! Yayy! I’m gonna be a Mommy! I Love you sooooo much little baby!!

This will be her first kid (though she’s apparently been pregnant before, when she was a surrogate for her brother in 2009 — or so she announced) and the father’s name has not been released.

Come on, there’s a slight possibility that she’s not really pregnant, right? That this is just her latest attention-grabber?

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