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Terrence Howard Is A Father Now & Still The Worst

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Whenever I think of Terrence Howard, three things come to mind. First, it’s that interview from a few years back where he said he wouldn’t touch a woman who doesn’t keep baby wipes in her bathroom because unless you use them, you’re not truly clean or some bullshit. The second is Empire, since that show is so good and Cookie gives me life and Terrence Howard makes a perfect Satan reincarnate. The third is “ASSHOLE ALERT!” But today’s news is only about that third thing, because Terrence just became a father for the fourth time after his wife Mira gave birth to a son named Qirin Love last week and he didn’t have much of anything normal to say about it.

From Access Hollywood:

“He’s beautiful and strong and a whirlwind and my wife is so happy. She has to be up with him all throughout the day. I wasn’t born with boobs, I’ve started growing some recently.”

“I pull night duty, so that she can sleep. I keep him with me and will take some of the pre-pumped, you know, breast cheese, whatever you want to call it.”

Well, what I want to call it is breast milk, since… that’s what it’s called? You would think a 46-year-old man who already has three other kids would know that, or at least not be embarrassed to say the words.  Also, his WIFE is so happy? What about him?

Seriously, why is Terrence Howard so fucking weird?

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Did Terrence Howard Beat His Ex-Wife?

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Terrence “Baby Wipes” Howard isn’t known for respecting women. Here’s where the “Baby Wipes” in his name comes from:

Toilet paper – and no baby wipes – in the bathroom [is a dealbreaker]. If they’re using dry paper, they aren’t washing all of themselves. It’s just unclean. So if I go in a woman’s house and see the toilet paper there, I’ll explain this. And if she doesn’t make the adjustment to baby wipes, I’ll know she’s not completely clean.

So between that, blurting out in an interview that Oprah has “tig ol’ bitties”, siding with Chris Brown and oh yeah, actually beating up his first ex-wife, it stands to reason that the guy has problems with women and has anger issues and it isn’t a stretch to say that he beat ex-wife Michelle Ghent.

Here’s the report from TMZ:

Michelle Ghent — who divorced Terrence in May but hooked up with him again recently … took a trip with Terrence and several of his family members to Costa Rica last week. Sources say an argument erupted and she claims Terrence beat her up.

We’ve learned Terrence claims Michelle maced him, his adult daughter and another family member. Police were called and reports were taken.

Sources say Terrence made up the mace story to cover his brutality. Other sources connected to Terrence say Michelle is lying about the actor physically abusing her.

We’ve learned Michelle is going to court in an attempt to get a restraining order … forcing Terrence to stay clear of her.

TMZ previously reported … Michelle has accused Terrence of slugging her in the face and neck. She also claimed the brutality started just 7 days after they were married.

Bottom line, the guy’s got a temper. No wonder no one wants to work with him.

Terrence Howard Says Iron Man Killed His Career

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Terrence Howard is really good at having hissy fits. In his latest, he blames Iron Man for ruining his career. While doing press rounds for his latest film Dead Man Down, Mr. Howard was asked by, “What’s the worst thing you ever saw?” To which he responded,

Worst thing I witnessed was Iron Man killing my career.

Apparently he said it “with a laugh.” Oh, that Terrence Howard, always known for goofing around! About Iron Man. Mr. Howard was not asked to come back for Iron Man 2 for two reasons.

1. His salary was so high for the first one that they couldn’t match it for the sequel. According to The Huffington Post it was twice as much as Robert Downey Jr.‘s who starred as the actual Iron Man.

2. Director Jon Favreau wasn’t happy with his performance. And then there’s the unspoken #3.

3. Terrence Howard is difficult to work with. (Google “Terrence Howard is d-” and Google will fill in “ifficult to work with.”)

More from Huff Po from Terrence Howard on his struggles:

I love the fact that ‘Iron Man’ put me on a world stage and tested my strength of character,” Howard said (translation via Nerd Reactor; the interview was with a spanish language entertainment news site). “I chose not to fight back, not to deal with the allegations, but to continue forward and do what I had to do. I had to start all over: went from making $6 million a movie, back to $60 thousand a movie. But as long as you don’t give up you are able … I’ll make $20 million soon. Because I have learned the lessons of yesterday.

Terrence Howard is a brilliant actor who has done some bad things and has said some stupid things. My favorite Terrence Howard moment of all time was when he shared his opinions on feminine hygiene with Elle Magazine in 2007:

Toilet paper – and no baby wipes – in the bathroom [is a dealbreaker]. If they’re using dry paper, they aren’t washing all of themselves. It’s just unclean. So if I go in a woman’s house and see the toilet paper there, I’ll explain this. And if she doesn’t make the adjustment to baby wipes, I’ll know she’s not completely clean.

Oh, you!

Terrence Howard Will Cut You

A photo of Terrence Howard at the VH1 Do Something Awards on Aug 14

Some guy got what he thought was actor Terrence Howard‘s phone number. This story is already great, right? As if Terrence Howard is really the kind of guy you wanna tick off.

So one night in August, the guy’s girlfriend drunk-dialed the number. Her call went to voicemail, and she left a three-minute message professing her “undying love” to Mr. Howard. Alas, she had left the message on Terrence Howard’s wife’s voicemail. Mr. Howard was not amused.

The prank callers probably didn’t think Terrence Howard would call back, but he did. Did he ever.

Radar’s source—heretofore referred to as “some guy”—gave Radar the audio of Mr. Howard’s terrifying death threat. “If you call my wife again,” Mr. Howard says, “I’m going to come to your house and I’m going to cut your f—cking throat. Understand that. I’m gonna tell you this one time. You call my wife again, I’m going to kill you.”


But this is actually a really cute story in disguise! Last week, Mr. Howard called Radar’s source a second time, to apologize! (Here’s the audio.)

“I’m so sorry for calling you and speaking that way,” he says in the voicemail. “I thought you were somebody that’s been harassing my wife. Please forgive me.”


Mr. Howard also text messaged the unnamed source, again emphasizing that his wife had believed she was receiving obscene texts from a serial harasser. “I responded with the protective nature that a husband has for his wife,” Mr. Howard SMS’d. “Forgive me for the anger, but as you are watching over your girlfriend, I too am devoted to my love.”

I think the real takeaway here is, try not to harass someone who already has a stalker. Or a big, muscly boyfriend.

Terrence Howard: A Moron and a Wife-Beater


What a fucking idiot.

Terrence Howard should have kept him damn mouth shut. Oh, wait, he shouldn’t have. Because if this jackass hadn’t run his mouth about how what Chris Brown did wasn’t really all that bad, and “it’s just life,”* we wouldn’t know that he was arrested for kicking his own ex-wife’s ass back in 2001.

Yeah, that’s right.

This fucktard beats up women too.

According to a Whitemarsh Police Department report, after Howard and Lori McCommas argued on the phone, the actor warned, “Don’t disrespect me by hanging up on me or I’ll come over and hurt you.” McCommas then “hung up and contacted 911 fearing Howard was serious.”

While McCommas was speaking with a police dispatcher, Howard “showed up at the victim’s residence and began breaking the door down.” McCommas ran to the rear of the house and into the backyard. Howard then “broke the front door down and ran through the screen door in the kitchen. Howard then grabbed the victim’s left arm and punched her twice with a closed fist in the left side of the face.”

The attack was broken up by Howard’s brother, who responded to McCommas’s house after he “saw Howard storm out of their house to go to the victim’s house.” When a Whitemarsh cop responded to the scene, Howard admitted, “I broke the door down and hit my wife.” A second officer noted there was “fresh damage to the front door and marks on the victim’s face and arm from being struck.”

Above find his mug shot.

I hope no one ever hires this dude again. What a fucking cocksucker. Beating up a woman and then having the gall to publicly support someone else accused of doing the same. This is NOT ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR, and these total losers should not be rewarded with successful careers. It is nothing short of insanity (and evil!) to believe and promote the idea that you can hit your girlfriend, wife, ex-wife, whatever, and not be condemned by society for it. I AM HERE CONDEMNING AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE. Unacceptable. Completely and totally unacceptable.

* By the way, I just watched that interview for the first time, because last week I was too angry about it to watch any of this shit, and why has no one pointed out how fucking wasted this asswipe is?? What a gross, drunk loser.

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“Chris is a great guy. He’ll be all right. And Rihanna knows he loves her.”

Terrence Howard’s commentary to Hollywood TV regarding (alleged!) abuser Chris Brown.  You know what?  I can pretty much confidently state that a guy who chokes you into unconsciousness while vowing to kill you, does not love you.  His statement just reinforces the sick, “He only does it because he loves me so much,” mindset of an abused woman.

To give you some insight into this man’s mental health, other Terrence Howard gems of the past:

“I like women who look like me. Generally, you’re attracted to women who look like you, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection.”

Regarding his relationship deal-breaker:

“Toilet paper – and no baby wipes – in the bathroom. If they’re using dry paper, they aren’t washing all of themselves. It’s just unclean. So if I go in a woman’s house and see the toilet paper there, I’ll explain this. And if she doesn’t make the adjustment to baby wipes, I’ll know she’s not completely clean.”

Gwyneth Paltrow Eschews Mirrors

Gwyneth Paltrow and others appeared last night at the grand opening of Fontainebleau Miami Beach.  What is going on with Gwyn?  Let’s be fair: there are some things you have no control over.  Breasts that extend from the bottom of your ribcage up to your collarbone?  Nothing you can do about that; that’s God’s cruel joke.  But the dress, completely unrelated shoes and reverse skunk stripe of roots all could have been thwarted by any compassionate stylist.  Or full length mirror. 

Sixty-seven year old Martha Stewart was there as well.  I don’t know if it was prison or surgery or what but she still looks terrific.  I included pics of Jason Lewis because don’t we all deserve a little visual handjob?  And in the case of Terrence Howard, the answer is yes; the pants were also printed jacquard.  Ya.

Oh, and when you look at the pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio, just know that she had a baby less than three months ago.  And also know that I’m typing this post from my elliptical machine and have sworn off food.