Teresa and Joe Giudice from The Real Housewives of New Jersey are in some deeeeep shit with the feds for 29 different charges including mail and bank fraud, failure to file tax returns and more. Basically, it’s getting real for them. They turned themselves into the feds yesterday but have since been released on about $500,000 bond. They also had to turn over their passports and will need to restrict their movements to New York and New Jersey.
As part of the terms of their bail, both Teresa and Joe had to surrender their passports and are restricted to New York and New Jersey.
Joe, who is not a U.S. citizen, is subject to drug testing. Teresa will not have to subject herself to drug testing.
The “Real Housewives of New Jersey” couple is scheduled to be arraigned in federal court in New Jersey on August 14.
As we previously reported, both Joe and Teresa are facing 30 years in prison after being hit with 39 counts of fraud.
Teresa’s attorney has previously stated that she will plead not guilty to the charges.
The most surprising part of this is that Teresa plans on pleading not guilty. WHAT? Know when you’re caught, girl. You’re certainly not going to get any breaks from the judge for trying to deny that shit.
So, former Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice was indicted on Monday for fraud and tax charges. Again. I mean, I know her husband was the one in deeper shit previously, but I also know Teresa was broke enough to auction off all their shit at one point (yet kept spending extravagantly, go figure). Anyway, now both she and husband Joe face up to 50 years in prison for “conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud, bank fraud, making false statements on loan applications and bankruptcy fraud”. Damn, son.
Here’s what Teresa told US Weekly in a statement:
“Today is a most difficult day for our family. I support Joe and, as a wonderful husband and father, I know he wants only the best for our lovely daughters and me.
“I am committed to my family and intend to maintain our lives in the best way possible, which includes continuing my career. As a result, I am hopeful that we will resolve this matter with the government as quickly as possible.”
Huh, so she wants to “maintain their lives in the best way possible”, eh? Girl, you cannot spend money you do not have. You cannot STEAL money in order to buy things that you want but cannot afford. You cannot commit massive felonies and think that shit isn’t going to catch up with you. Like, is this woman thick?
Answer: YES. I actually met Teresa a couple years back when she was about to do The Celebrity Apprentice and she was one of the most thick-skulled individuals I’d ever met – and that’s something I gleaned from about five minutes of speaking to her. That was also a special day for me because Debbie Gibson told me she liked my dress. Sigh. Dreams do come true!
Anyhow, I smell (more) trouble for Teresa and Joe. I don’t think these two will ever learn – especially since Joe also faces charges of not filing tax returns from 2004 – 2008, which is a massive problem, especially since he earned a million bucks during that period and paid no taxes on it. That’s a problem.
I am obsessed with Teresa from Real Housewives of New Jersey, mainly because I love her relationship with her husband Joe. The two have known each other since the day Teresa was born, their families are from the same Italian village and his motto is “happy wife, happy life.” They have one of those marriages that (despite all their money issues) seems too good to be true.
THAT’S CAUSE IT IS, MOTHERFUCKERS! According to Life & Style, Joe’s been frequenting strip clubs and doing sketchy things around ladies for some time now:
According to a former dancer at Showoffs strip club in West Orange, N.J., Joe was a regular at the strip club before it was closed in 2006 amid accusations of prostitution. “He was always up for a lap dance,” reveals the insider. “There was a lot of hanky-panky that went down in the club’s basement,” the insider tells Life & Style. “If you had money, you could get pretty up close and personal with the strippers.”
Joe was also allegedly a loyal patron of Latin Bar in Paterson, N.J. “There was one particular waitress Joe really liked there,” recalls the insider. “She was from the Dominican Republic, about 5 feet tall with big breasts and long, dark hair. Joe would always make sure that wherever he was, he could be back in Paterson on a Friday night so he could see her.”
Back at his former real estate development office, Joe’s attention to the ladies also raised eyebrows. With Teresa nowhere in sight, he developed a very close relationship with a young female staffer who, says a onetime assistant, Joe suddenly hired despite the fact that she “didn’t seem qualified.”
*Tear* This is the saddest news of the day, for sure.