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So Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow And Taylor Swift Are BFF Now

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Gwyneth Paltrow and Taylor Swift are apparently BFF now and let me tell you something, if this was all one big high school cafeteria, I would avoid the everloving f-ck out of their table. Gwyneth, over a plate of aubergines, would be complaining about how embarrassing it is to beautiful, as Taylor would eagerly nod her head and then ask if she should send another “Do you like me? Check ‘yes’ ‘no’ ‘maybe’” note to the cute guy in geometry.

According to Fishwrapper,

During a recent performance stopover in London, Taylor managed to squeeze in some good, old-fashioned girl time, and with it, probably triggered a whole plethora of rumors about the status of Gwyneth and Chris Martin’s marriage.

They also add (jokingly?) that Gwyneth and Taylor have been “friends” for “years”. “Years”? Gwyneth is 20+ years older than Taylor. About 3 years ago, Swift couldn’t even legally share a glass of organic thousand dollar wine with Paltrow. Unless an underage Swift was with her in England, of course, Gwyneth’s fake motherland.

Join The Club: Taylor Swift Really Hates Justin Bieber

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I mean, who could blame her? A lot of people hate Taylor Swift, too, I know, but she’s far less reprehensible than that shirtless pseudo-thug baby. Anyhoo, y’all know by now that Taylor and Selena Gomez are BFFs, which kinda creates a problem since she may or may not be back with Bieber. What we do know is that they shared a little cheek kiss at the Billboard Music Awards and Taylor’s reaction to that is classic:

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She was even asked by reporters backstage what she thought of that award Bieber got (and got booed for getting) and she just asked for the next question. Love that shade. But there’s more!

From Access Hollywood (via US Weekly):

Asked by Access Hollywood after the awards show what she and Gomez, 20 were whispering to each other while Bieber, 19 accepted two of his awards (during one, the “Take You” singer was met with boos from the audience), Swift, 23, was quick to answer.

“Ohhh, you do not want to know!” she said, shaking her head and looking down at the floor. “You do not want to open that can of worms. Especially tonight.”

When the reporter then suggested that Swift should write a song about it, she laughed before adding, “No, it’s not [me] … I’m fine!”

I’m of two minds about this. First of all, people in glass houses should not throw stones, so she should sit the f-ck down on that note (shout out to my girl molls who has some pretty strong opinions on this). After all, TaySwift’s romantic choices leave… a bit to be desired and she’s got enough shit of her own for who she’s dated.
On the other hand, she was asked about it and she kinda replied in the nicest way possible. She could’ve turned around and said, “Oh, I was just telling Selena that Justin can go f-ck himself with a 20 foot pole and that I hope he rots in a well”, but she didn’t. Homegirl’s under no contract to hide her disdain. I know I wouldn’t – and plus, he’s a MASSIVE toolbox.

What, Seriously? “Doctors” Agree Taylor Swift Got Breast Implants

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Taylor Swift is picked on for all kinds of things these days, so why not start analyzing her boobs, right? So there are some “plastic surgeons” who are saying that it’s “pretty obvious” that Ms. Swift has increased a full cup size. Because no A-cupped gal has ever, ever worn a padded push up bra from Victoria’s Secret, ever.

From In Touch via Celebrity Plastic Surgery Photos:

A plastic surgeon, who hasn’t met the singer/songwriter, told In Touch magazine he thinks the country pop star increased her bust size from an A to a B cup.  The magazine goes on to suggest that Swift had surgery in April 2012.

We think Swift probably had a good stylist who helped her look more endowed than usual. They are capable of pulling of some major fashion feats.

Agreed with the stylist comment. Yes, she definitely looks bigger chested when comparing this photo of her in this sleek gown to this striped dress, and I’m pretty sure that’s the result of a padded bra.


But let’s listen to this expert:

“The country star appears to be following in the footsteps of another female country singer, Dolly Parton, and enhanced her breasts,” plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn tells

Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Richard Fleming agrees, adding, “I think it’s pretty obvious that’s she’s had breast enhancement. It looks very nice and proportional.”

SERIOUSLY, I honestly had to double check and make sure these weren’t photos of Dolly Parton and then when I was sure it was not Dolly Parton, I thought, whoa, then this must be Courtney Stodden. I mean, just look!

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When the hell would Taylor Swift have had time to get implants and heal well enough to the point where she could go out and not have obvious swelling and/or scars? She’s been pretty damn busy with photo shoots and touring and performing and making TV appearances and breast implant surgery is kind of a big deal; it’s not like getting a facial. That’s why this doesn’t make sense to me. They’re claiming that she got them in April 2012, but if you look at photos of her from like, oh I don’t know, 2 weeks ago or even 2 days ago she doesn’t look bigger than beyond what a bra/those sticky cutlet things could achieve. It doesn’t add up. I think it’s way more likely that it’s an undergarment thing and not surgery. …but who knows?





Best, Worst, And WTF Of 2013 Billboard Awards Red Carpet

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(Jennifer Morrison)

Ke$ha showed us her butt on the red carpet at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards so it seemed unlikely that anyone could top that awful WTF-ery, and yet, it was managed. Who did it? Click to find out. But first (pun intended), Jennifer Morrison’s butt:

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BEST:  Hayden Panettiere and Emmy Rossum.
WORST: Click to find out.
WTF: Just, so very many.

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Stars Go Punk At The Met Gala: See The Best And Worst

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Anne Hathaway actually blew me away with her punk transformation for the Costume Institute Gala for the “PUNK: Chaos to Couture” exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum (or Met Gala for short). Doesn’t she look great as a blonde? Every year celebs dress to the hilt for the event for whatever the theme is. This year, it’s punk. So keep that in mind when looking at these photos — these looks are supposed to be crazy and over the top.

BEST: Anne Hathaway, January Jones, Sienna Miller

WORST: Almost everyone else, but especially Kerry Washington, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Kim Kardashian and honestly there were so many more I couldn’t even deal with.

PLEASANTLY SURPRISED BY: Miley Cyrus and Anne Hathaway

Check it out!

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Taylor Swift Bought A $17 Million Mansion; I’ve Wasted My Life

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Taylor Swift is such a huge freaking success. Sure, she’s made fun of for her lyrics and her serial dating/her comments about dating (here’s more), and her whimsical “I’m 23 but act 14″ mentality, but bitch is an empire and she knows what she’s doing. She just bought a $17 million dollar mansion — and paid for it in cash. That’s how successful she is.

Moments like these make me think, “I’ve wasted my life. 100%.” gives us the deets.

The Colonial style four-level Rhode Island mansion sits on 5.23 acres, 65 feet off the beach, and boasts more than 11,000-square-feet of luxury living space.

The mansion has 8 enormous bedrooms, 10.5 baths, 8 fireplaces, a 36-foot parlor, and a 45-foot sunroom. There are also two kitchens, a huge main kitchen complete with all the latest bells and whistles and a service kitchen on the lower level with access to the seaside entertainment area and a large pool, plus, a half bathroom just for staff. The heated garage holds five cars and has a separate area for a workshop.

… The original asking price was a hefty $20 million, but Swift was able to negotiate the price down to $17.75 million. Then she wired the money to seal the deal and movers were spotted at the house shortly thereafter.

This is some Great Gatsby shit. On the other hand though, the house is in Rhode Island. BUT it’s good real estate I guess. Will she ever live in it? She tours so much and is so busy. SHE’S ONLY 23. INSANE. The f-ck is she going to do with 8 bedrooms? She could stay in a different bedroom for each day of the week. That’s what I would do.

But good for her.

Here Are The Top 20 Most Hated Celebs In Hollywood…And Chris Brown Isn’t Even In The Top 5

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Chris Brown is a hated celebrity but apparently not as much as Anne Hathaway (which James Franco totally gets, btw). Star magazine released their super scientific list of top 20 most hated Hollywood celebrities. Weirdly Jay Leno is more hated than Chris Brown, which is making me laugh really hard. Here’s the stupid list:

20. Chris Brown
19. Jesse James
18. Taylor Swift
17. Shia LaBeouf
16. Lindsay Lohan
15. Angelina Jolie
14. Jay Leno
13. Ashton Kutcher
12. LeAnn Rimes
10 and 11. Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian
9. Anne Hathaway
8. Justin Bieber
7. Madonna
6. Matt Lauer
5. Katherine Heigl
4. John Mayer
3. Jennifer Lopez
2. Kristen Stewart
1. Gwyneth Paltrow

This is a pretty good list. I’m shocked to see that Kanye West isn’t on here. I love him but I thought he was one of the most hated people around. I’m not sure if he’s psyched or pissed not to be included. I also didn’t realize that people hated Matt Lauer this much. Damn. Too bad this poll was taken after Justin Bieber’s idiotic Anne Frank statement or I’m sure he would be higher up. Kristen Stewart now has the dubious honor of being one of the most hated and least attractive female celebrities. Hey, good for her! At least she’s good at stuff!

Who is your ultimate most hated celebrity?