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Taylor Momsen

Taylor Momsen Is Still Super Edgy and Hardcore

I know, I know, I was super worried about it too, that when Taylor Momsen finally turned 18, she would stop being so dark and intense, and instead of doing things like f*cking for Satan she would pick up knitting or turn into a cat lady. But we have no cause for all that worry, because darling Taylor just did an interview with Elle, and...

Send Out the Troops! Taylor Momsen Turned 18 Today!

Well well well. Look who can finally show her boobs – and other ladyparts – to the entire world without incriminating them in child pornography cases. So happiest of happy birthdays, Taylor Momsen. I fully expect your crazy, eyeliner wearing, bleached SHUTYOMOUF, young-girl-grinding ways to show up even the nuttiest of Hollywood...

Sigh. Is This Girl Eighteen Yet?

Because she’s just ITCHING to be. You can tell. When Taylor Momsen turns eighteen, you just know that the nipples are going to fly. We’re going to see tit, labia, bleached asshole (or maybe asshole with tons and tons of black eyeliner around it – yeah, that’s probably more like it), and bestiality all over the fucking...

We Need to Talk About Taylor Momsen Right Now

We haven’t talked about dear, dear Taylor Momsen in a while. Ok, that’s a lie, we talked about her last week, but before that we hadn’t checked in on our lovely girl since April, and that just will not do. The reason we haven’t talked about her so much here lately is that she hasn’t really been into a lot of trouble...