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Taylor Momsen

0So Why Haven’t We Seen Inappropriate Photos of Taylor Momsen’s Privates Yet?

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Girlfriend there turned eighteen, what, months ago? And this is what we’re ending up with? Is this what happens when Mommy stops dressing her little girl? I mean, this is probably the most dressed I’ve seen this girl since How the Grinch Stole Christmas. What’s happening here? Where’s the knitting needles?

Here’s the short answer: she’s eighteen now, guys. She doesn’t need to rely on gimmicks like flashing her x’ed-off nipples and making out with unattractive girls. She’s letting her music speak for itself these days, and now she’s opening for EVANESCENCE. Woo on THAT business.

With regard to the whole privates-viewing thing: it’s actually something I’m completely not interested in seeing. I mean, you’ve seen this girl, right? She has the body of a shorter Marilyn Manson, does she not? Totally not my thing, sorry.

October 24, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah
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4Taylor Momsen Is Still Super Edgy and Hardcore

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I know, I know, I was super worried about it too, that when Taylor Momsen finally turned 18, she would stop being so dark and intense, and instead of doing things like f*cking for Satan she would pick up knitting or turn into a cat lady. But we have no cause for all that worry, because darling Taylor just did an interview with Elle, and she’s still our little angel!

On her impeccable fashion sense: Honestly, most of my clothes I’ve had for a long time, or a lot of it is vintage and I modify it and change it. So I kind of wear the same things over and over, variations of them. Along the way [on tour I might] buy something cool; if not, I’ve got a plethora of versions of the same things.

What she brings on tour: I tend not to bring a lot. [Just] a lot of black eyeshadow, and dry shampoo because a lot of the time you don’t have time to wash your hair or shower, it’s very chaotic. So black eyeshadow and dry shampoo and I’m good to go. I love the Bed Head black eyeshadow. If I can’t find it, whatever works, whatever is the blackest eyeshadow I can find.

When asked if she prefers writing, recording, or performing music: I love it all. They’re all very different: Writing is a very tortuous process, but, you know, I would say one of the most rewarding at the end; I love recording, it’s a completely different mindset from being on tour. But anytime you have an opportunity to play music, whether it’s in the studio or on the road, it’s the best thing in the world.

On acting: I quit acting, actually. I quit Gossip Girl and now tour and am in a band and that’s pretty much all I want to do. Hopefully I’ll be able to only do that for the rest of my life.

Oh, Taylor.  Words cannot describe what you mean to me.

August 16, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Emily
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1Send Out the Troops! Taylor Momsen Turned 18 Today!

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Well well well. Look who can finally show her boobs – and other ladyparts – to the entire world without incriminating them in child pornography cases.

So happiest of happy birthdays, Taylor Momsen. I fully expect your crazy, eyeliner wearing, bleached SHUTYOMOUF, young-girl-grinding ways to show up even the nuttiest of Hollywood starlets’ antics.


July 26, 2011 at 2:30 pm by Sarah
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1I’m Going to Let These Photos of Taylor Momsen Speak for Themselves

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But I will say – girlfriend apparently has the worst taste in women, if, in fact, this is what she’s going for. I know it’s supposed to be “cool” and “edgy” for a female frontman to talk about devil sex and grope her female fans onstage, but that was all circa Courtney Love‘s day, wasn’t it? Didn’t that one massive outbreak of Hollywood herpes kind of put a stop to these kinds of things?

Learn your lesson, girl, before your lesson learns you.

July 8, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah
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18Sigh. Is This Girl Eighteen Yet?

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Because she’s just ITCHING to be. You can tell. When Taylor Momsen turns eighteen, you just know that the nipples are going to fly. We’re going to see tit, labia, bleached asshole (or maybe asshole with tons and tons of black eyeliner around it – yeah, that’s probably more like it), and bestiality all over the fucking place.

Emily shared similar photos yesterday, but there are even MORE super ones (AKA ones where she looks like Marilyn Manson from the neck down, with the exception of the electrical tape on the nipples) in the gallery.

Taylor Momsen, you’re … I don’t even know. ‘Unoriginal‘ doesn’t come close to what I mean, and ‘ostentatious’ sounds too positive. I’m sick and damned tired of seeing your nxxples and ugh, I don’t know. I guess I’m just over it all. Nothing you do shocks me anymore, it’s official.

June 14, 2011 at 2:30 pm by Sarah
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4We Need to Talk About Taylor Momsen Right Now

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We haven’t talked about dear, dear Taylor Momsen in a while. Ok, that’s a lie, we talked about her last week, but before that we hadn’t checked in on our lovely girl since April, and that just will not do.

The reason we haven’t talked about her so much here lately is that she hasn’t really been into a lot of trouble recently.  As far as I can tell, she’s just been playing with her band, living the dream.  That’s what these photos are all about – she played at a music festival this weekend – and I need to show you these images because I feel like you will love them just as much as me.  She’s back to the pasties, you guys! Look how fierce she is! She’s so adorable, right?!

June 13, 2011 at 5:30 pm by Emily
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