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And Here We Have Photos Showing Taylor Momsen Looking Almost Normal

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In case any of you forgot, I’m totally here to remind you: Taylor Momsen is Hardcore, and she’s also the Singer in a Band. She is THE Hardcore Singer in a Band, and she’s here to stay.

That, um, being said, Taylor and some of her fans (?) were photographed after a Pretty Reckless concert, and Taylor, dare I say it, looks almost sort of semi-normal. If you wipe off half of that horrible eyeliner (yet it’s not even REALLY eyeliner now, is it, it’s more like whatever the fuck Uncle Fester had going on makeup-wise underneath his eyes for The Addams Family movies), put her in some shorts that resemble shorts and not a thong, and hose her down with some disinfectant, tape her mouth closed … then hot damn. We might have ourselves a winner, ladies and gentlemen.

.. I said ‘might.’

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