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Suri Cruise has been reunited with her lost chihuahua

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Suri Cruise was beside herself last week when her newly adopted pet chihuahua, Honey (formerly known as Maple), went missing in Beverly Hills. Honey apparently walked right out the front gate of someone’s house when they took her to go swimming, but she was located by Lucky Puppy rescue group, who returned her to Suri after scanning the dog’s microchip to confirm her identity.

Here’s the photo Lucky Puppy posted on Facebook when they got Honey back:

All’s well that ends well, I suppose. She was lucky to get Honey back – and Honey was lucky that she wasn’t taken or hit by a car or some other awful fate. Keep hold of your pups, people. I’d lose my mind if anything happened to my dog!

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Suri Cruise has lost her chihuahua :(

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Suri Cruise just got her first pet, a chihuahua called Honey, a few weeks ago, but there’s already trouble in paradise because the dog is missing. She took the pup to a friend’s house over the weekend, where he promptly left through the front gate, collar-free. Now Katie Holmes is offering $1,000 for the pup’s return, though I wouldn’t hold my breath for that.

From TMZ:

Sources close to the situation tell us … Suri and her mom, Katie Holmes, took Honey to a friend’s house in Beverly Hills Sunday … where the pooch slipped out the front gate. We’re told she wasn’t wearing a collar because they removed it to take her swimming.

50 reward posters have been plastered around the area. They even issued a pet Amber alert — to notify houses in the area about the disappearance. We’re told Honey also answers to Maple — her name before she went to live with Suri.

Time is of the essence in the search — the area where Honey/Maple bolted is heavily wooded and a known coyote hotspot.

Oh man, that poor doggy! Not only is the poor thing probably scared to death in the woods and maybe getting eaten by coyotes, but when it wasn’t lost, it had to belong to Suri Cruise. I can just imagine her torturing the poor thing – not in an animal cruelty way, but just in the way all kids do. I do hope they find her soon, though – anything is better than getting eaten by coyotes, I suppose.

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Suri’s Not A Scientologist And Other Reveals From Tom Cruise’s Deposition

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Tom Cruise is suing tabloid magazines for saying he abandoned Suri, and part of that means he had to sit down for a deposition, and that means TMZ got a hold of it and we get to read some of the questions and answers. Hooray! From TMZ:

In the deposition … Cruise squirmed in his chair as the lawyer for the magazine repeatedly asked if Katie fled their marriage because of the Church. Cruise hemmed and hawed, suggesting it wasn’t true, and then the lawyer asked whether “Katie Holmes left you in part to protect Suri from Scientology.”

Cruise answered: “Did she say that? That was one of the assertions, yes.”

Cruise also admitted that Suri is NOT a member of Scientology anymore.

So it sounds like Katie really did split because of Scientology. That’s not news but it’s good to hear.

Not sure if this is worth it, are ya, Mr. Cruise?

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Tom Cruise Suing Magazines Accusing Him Of “Abandoning Suri”

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Tom Cruise is suing magazines inTouch and Life & Style for accusing him of “abandoning Suri.”

Okay, let’s just get one thing out of the way: Abandoning Suri is an incredible name for a band.

Glad we got that out of the way.

I’m going to be very careful of what I say about Mr. Cruise, so here’s what TMZ is reporting:

Cruise just filed docs in his $50 million lawsuit against the publisher of “Life & Style” and “In Touch” magazines for cover stories that claimed he “abandoned” Suri after divorcing Katie in June 2012.

In the docs, Cruise says … “I have in no way cut Suri out of my life — whether physically, emotionally, financially or otherwise.”

He goes on to cite specific times he saw his daughter in person in the months following the divorce, and says … “even during the times when I was working overseas and was not able to see Suri in person, we were (and continue to be) extremely close.”

The docs are pretty revealing … since Tom has said next to nothing publicly about the divorce from Katie.

I will say though, that Tom Cruise is always way too eager to sue. Why does he care so much?

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What Was The Biggest Event Of The Summer? VOTE!

MET GALA 2013 Though summer’s technically not over, I think it’s time to take a look back at everything that happened these summer months. There was a LOT. What do you think was the most shocking? The most WTF? The best fashion moment? Let’s vote!
 

Which birth was the bigger deal?
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Most Shocking?
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Biggest WTF?
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Best Celeb Fight?
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Best Fashion Moment?
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Lady Gaga is back. Are you excited?
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Who was more annoying this summer?
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Little Suri’s First Paparazzi Fight

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Kids grow up so fast these days — little Suri Cruise is already having her first paparazzi fight. I remember when she was but a baby on the cover of Vanity Fair. And look at her now! I think this reminds us all of our first scuffle with a paparazzo, doesn’t it? I guess no matter who our parents are, we all go though the same things growing up.

Suri and mother Katie Holmes and some random kid were leaving a hotel, and were immediately surrounded by the talented and beautiful paparazzi. Suri, understandably agitated, shouted, “We’re TRYING to GET in the CAR!” No wire hangers for this chick, am I right? This one grown man will just not let up, walking in step with the trio, shoving a pen in her face, begging for Suri Cruise’s autograph. Guy, what the f-ck are you going to do with an 7 year-old’s autograph? She wasn’t even in Home Alone.

Suri shouts, “STOP IT.” Then, and we can’t tell if it’s the same grown-ass man because it’s off camera, an adult male shouts, “Bye Suri, you little brat!” And then a second grown man says, “Whoa whoa whoa whoa” and it’s a walk-off. It’s a walk-off. This second man then tries to defend Suri’s honor saying, “When you’re a father, bro, when you’re a father, it’s a different thing.” The first guy then calls 7 year-old Suri Cruise, “a bitch.”

I wrote out the video for you because watching it made me cringe very, very hard. So fair warning if you want to see it for yourself.

I kind of wish that guy was around to sass Will Smith’s children. No cursing at them though. Because come on, dude.

P.S. Welcome to your nightmarish future, North West!

This Can’t Be True: Suri Cruise Signed A Deal To Design Her Own Clothing Line?

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Suri Cruise is a 7 year-old girl with famous parents (Katie and Tom, in case you’ve been living in a gorgeous cave) who probably doesn’t even dress herself and yet reportedly signed around a $2 million deal to design her own clothing line.

This can’t be true because if this is true…do I even have to explain why this would be absurd? I’m not.

From The Sun via The Telegraph:

According to tabloid The Sun, the seven-year-old daughter of Hollywood actors Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will put her name to a fashion line called ‘Suri’.

The fashion-loving youngster, who was reported to have amassed a £100,000 shoe collection by the time she was five, will be paid £1.5million for the collection aimed at young girls.

A department store in New York, where Suri resides with her mother, will stock the line initially. If it is successful, it will be rolled out across stores in North America.

A source said of Suri: “This is a really nice hobby for her, its certainly not going to take over her life. Most girls dream of being able to make their own clothes, this just means her drawings will now become a reality.”

Apparently, the initial idea was for Suri to have her own blog but the concept evolved.

SHE’S 7 YEARS-OLD, SHE DOESN’T NEED A HOBBY. HER HOBBY IS BEING 7 YEARS-OLD.

I cannot even. Everything about that quote is ridiculous, as is this entire thing. Which is why her parents’ rep says it’s false. From The NY Daily News:

Alas for fashion-forward second-graders everywhere, Suri Cruise is not launching her own clothing line. At least not yet.

A spokesperson for Cruise, the daughter of actors Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, told the Daily News that report from The Sun claiming that Suri had inked a $2.3 million deal to create a fashion label ‘isn’t true.’

At one points there were claims she was writing a children’s book. What the hell, everyone.

I was going to include some photos of Miss Suri’s ~~fashion forward style~~ but as I was collecting the photos I realized, this is weird.