Leah Remini is killing it on Dancing with the Stars, in case you haven’t been watching. And if you haven’t, they should. They put Bill Nye in a Beethoven costume and made him dance a Latin dance to a Beethoven symphony. But anyway, this is about Ms. Remini. She poured her heart out on the show and revealed her true thoughts on The Church of Scientology. From L.A. Times:
I’m going through a personal big change for me and my family. I was always so scared to be myself. You’re used to everything that happens to us is our fault. You’re used to taking a lot of negativity on yourself. The church is looking for me to fail so they can say to their parishioners, ‘See what happens when you leave the church?’
I think she’s being smart by being so vocal about her fear, because now if something bad or weird happens to her, or if she were to “disappear” then “the church” is going to be suspect.
Once I spent a few hours at night alone in my apartment reading about Scientology and I was too creeped out to walk down the hall into my bedroom to go to sleep :(
September 25, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Stacks of hundred dollar bills and a Birkin bag…
…and designer watches.
Then, in the tackiest tacky that ever tackied, he took a wad of those, and presented them as toilet paper.
His fans reactions include, “HAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU”, “Lol!”, and “I hope you get an infection for rubbing that on your crack”.
There’s comments from fans that he’s doing this as satire and making fun of the account @itslavishbitch. Come on, now. Yes, I’m sure he’s not actually using that roll of money to wipe his ass (although I bet he did it with one $100 bill just to see what it felt like) but it is still a 100% douchey thing to do. Also he’s posted photos before flaunting his wealth so I don’t buy (no pun intended) this excuse.
Even if he was doing this as satire, it doesn’t work. It would be totally different if an actual comedian was doing this to poke fun at the ridiculous instagram account but even then it would have to be well done. All of these photos are incredibly douchey solely because they are coming from Scott Disick. If you’re incredibly rich and you’re making fun of the incredibly rich, you’d better be incredibly clever and incredibly well-liked.
But I’m sure some of y’all are gonna disagree with me. I’d love to hear your reasoning on this one.
September 15, 2013 at 12:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
But what happened? Ugh. Just that. Sonofabitch, just that. Here’s the snippet from an interview done by xoJane:
Jane: We’re getting the hook — they’re telling us we’re out of time! Okay, wait — is Kris [Humpries] well endowed? They all think he is.
Kourtney: I would think he is.
Kim: (decidedly not feeling us) I don’t really like questions like that.
Khloe: We got all of the preview of Scott at his parents’.
Kim: Even today. Honestly, it’s way too much. He has to start wearing some tighty-whities.
Khloe: He was wearing pajama pants and no undies and you could see it all.
Kim: So inappropriate.
Kourtney: It’s like an elephant’s trunk.
Kim: You guys!
Please. Let’s pretend that they’re all appalled by the sight – or discussion – of a penis. We’ve all seen the tapes, girls. And the photos. And the interviews. How ’bout we try to not be something we’re just, you know, not?
As for Scott‘s elephant dick, I definitely could have gone an entire lifetime without knowing that information, because it does positively nothing for me except put really gross, unfortunate images into my head that I just don’t need before dinner.
September 27, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
Mom looks great, natch, and the baby is absolutely adorable — looks like he inherited the sweet olive-skinned goodness that his mother and aunts all have.
But I have to ask … Who the fuck is this Scott Disick dude? The only thing I can find about him online is that he’s a (snort, snort, chuff) television personality who also happens to be Kourtney’s baby daddy. Dude’s not even important enough to have a Wiki, for shit’s sake.
When I do see this guy, all I can think about is Fonzie. Yes, Happy Days-era Fonzie. The Fonzie that’s all thumbs and teeth and ‘Eyyyy’. And that makes me laugh. Yet, I’m saddened by my own laughing because this guy’s last name is ‘Disick’, which can be transposed into ‘Dickis’, ‘Dickii’ and ‘Sick Dick’ which is also sad for him. But then I have to laugh again because of that whole Fonzie thing.