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Leah Remini: “The Church Is Looking For Me To Fail”

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Leah Remini is killing it on Dancing with the Stars, in case you haven’t been watching. And if you haven’t, they should. They put Bill Nye in a Beethoven costume and made him dance a Latin dance to a Beethoven symphony. But anyway, this is about Ms. Remini. She poured her heart out on the show and revealed her true thoughts on The Church of Scientology. From L.A. Times:

I’m going through a personal big change for me and my family. I was always so scared to be myself. You’re used to everything that happens to us is our fault. You’re used to taking a lot of negativity on yourself. The church is looking for me to fail so they can say to their parishioners, ‘See what happens when you leave the church?’

I think she’s being smart by being so vocal about her fear, because now if something bad or weird happens to her, or if she were to “disappear” then “the church” is going to be suspect.

Once I spent a few hours at night alone in my apartment reading about Scientology and I was too creeped out to walk down the hall into my bedroom to go to sleep :(

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Scott Disick Posts Photos Of His Money And Uses It As Toilet Paper

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WHERE DO I BEGIN? Scott Disick took to Instagram to post photos of his money. Pure cash.

scott disick hundred dollar bills photo

Captioned “Just came out! 50cm hermes birkin covered in hundos”

Stacks of hundred dollar bills and a Birkin bag

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Captioned “Hello, peasant’s is that u? #fucku”

…and designer watches.

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Captioned with “Fuck! Can’t decide what watch to take”

Then, in the tackiest tacky that ever tackied, he took a wad of those, and presented them as toilet paper.

scott disick toilet paper money

Captioned “I know yall didn’t think I would actually use toilet paper!”

His fans reactions include, “HAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU”, “Lol!”, and “I hope you get an infection for rubbing that on your crack”.

There’s comments from fans that he’s doing this as satire and making fun of the account @itslavishbitch. Come on, now. Yes, I’m sure he’s not actually using that roll of money to wipe his ass (although I bet he did it with one $100 bill just to see what it felt like) but it is still a 100% douchey thing to do. Also he’s posted photos before flaunting his wealth so I don’t buy (no pun intended) this excuse.

Even if he was doing this as satire, it doesn’t work. It would be totally different if an actual comedian was doing this to poke fun at the ridiculous instagram account but even then it would have to be well done. All of these photos are incredibly douchey solely because they are coming from Scott Disick. If you’re incredibly rich and you’re making fun of the incredibly rich, you’d better be incredibly clever and incredibly well-liked.

But I’m sure some of y’all are gonna disagree with me. I’d love to hear your reasoning on this one.

 

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The Last Thing I Wanted to Hear About Today Was Scott Disick’s ‘Elephant Trunk’ Penis, Trust Me

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But what happened? Ugh. Just that. Sonofabitch, just that. Here’s the snippet from an interview done by xoJane:

Jane: We’re getting the hook — they’re telling us we’re out of time! Okay, wait — is Kris [Humpries] well endowed? They all think he is.

Kourtney: I would think he is.

Kim: (decidedly not feeling us) I don’t really like questions like that.

Khloe: We got all of the preview of Scott at his parents’.

Kim: Even today. Honestly, it’s way too much. He has to start wearing some tighty-whities.

Khloe: He was wearing pajama pants and no undies and you could see it all.

Kim: So inappropriate.

Kourtney: It’s like an elephant’s trunk.

Kim: You guys!

Please. Let’s pretend that they’re all appalled by the sight – or discussion – of a penis. We’ve all seen the tapes, girls. And the photos. And the interviews. How ’bout we try to not be something we’re just, you know, not?

As for Scott‘s elephant dick, I definitely could have gone an entire lifetime without knowing that information, because it does positively nothing for me except put really gross, unfortunate images into my head that I just don’t need before dinner.