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Pete Wentz

Bronx Wentz: Cry Baby

Pete Wentz took his son Bronx on a walk around NYC yesterday and that little muffin was crying his face off the whole time. Poor guy was probably freezing, not to mention freaked out that there were guys taking his picture so that an asshole like me could later buy those photos and then post commentary about them on the Internet. It’s either...

Ashlee and Pete Celebrate Their Baby’s First Year

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz kept their baby Bronx alive for an entire year and yesterday they celebrated their glorious achievement by throwing their little boy a Sponge Bob themed birthday party. You’d think that they’d do something Jungle Book related because the two are so obsessed with the Kipling book-turned Disney Classic that...

Pete Wentz Declares The “Emo Swoosh” Dead

Earlier today on his Tumblr, Pete Wentz let us know what’s hip: “jay-z had the death of autotune. this is the death of the emo swoosh.” With those horrid bangs finally gone and this freshly buzzed head, I gotta say that Mr. Wentz is looking kind of cute. Personally, I welcome the death of “the emo swoosh”, a hair cut...