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Peace, Bitches!

A red-headed Ashlee Simpson shows off a little bit of her baby bump as she arrives at Cafe Med with Petey Pete Wentz on Tuesday.

Awww, she makes a cute preggers chick!! So far, she seems to be one of those girls that manages to gain pregnancy weight only in her tummy — her arms and legs haven’t grown hardly at all! I wanna be that kind of pregnant chick! (I’m so shallow.)

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  • Haha don’t we all Beet?

    She looks cute, I’ve always liked the girl.
    Looks like it’s going to be a boy.
    I know I know, wives tales are wrong (blah blah blah)
    But, I trust them to a point, woman grow mostly in their tummy with a boy, they get a big rock hard belly. With a girl, it’s balanced out, but more annoying because you must tone up everywhere after.
    Thats what I’ve seen at least, and 90% of the time I’ve personally tested this tale it’s been proven true.

  • Ugh. My husband’s mom gained 60 freaking pounds with him and it was NOT all in the tummy! She still has the weight :(
    My mom,though, gained only in the belly with me (I’m a female). I don’t really think you can tell what someone else is having until you see the sonogram.

    I did hear that she is having boy, but that’s just rumors…for now.

  • YAY! more of my boyfriend Pete Wentz!!! i love love love these 2, cant wait for the baby :-)

  • Ashlee’s a big fat fatty she needs to lose some extra pounds the big fat moon face. she eats sugar sandwiches and jello all day the big moo ass!

  • Where can I get some of these ‘sugar sandwiches’ ? hmm?

    I still love these two as well!! aiiiiiieeeee!!! I’m a sick fuck.

  • i like her hair color – really pretty. but i still want to put bubble wrap over her head to block out her godawful “singing”. and i’m sorry, but he always looks like he rides to school on the short bus.

  • Beet, wait until she hits her 3rd trimester. That’s when the fun weight gain begins; I hope she doesn’t stop going to workouts. I’m with teenie, my daughter was all belly, by the end I could literally balance a plate on my stomach. With my son, the weight gain was all over.

    Does anyone else think that having a baby is like the movie Aliens? You have this thing growing in you and living off of you and then it explodes out of your body.

    Guess you can tell I’m not an earth mother. I was so glad when the process was over. The results are worth the effort, but I was relieved to have my body back to myself.

  • my thing is what the hell is on petes pants?
    but my mom hardly gained any weight when she was prego with me
    and i weighed like 8 pounds, so i was a chubby baby
    i guess it depends on the person

  • Nice hair color, but she should probably lay off the dye for awhile, until after the baby is born.

  • ribbet- gotta agree about the alien thing. i was about 7 months along with my first and looked through this hippy book that had photos of a birth- there was a particularly gross shot of woman with legs spread and the head was out (sometimes you have to wait for next contraction to pop out the shoulders, then it just slides out) and it was a grimacing little gremlin head. i had a major panic attack at that point when i realized what i had signed up for.

  • Oh Joan, thank you I’m so glad I’m not alone! I felt so weird when people would talk about the “wonders of pregnancy and childbirth” and all I could think of was “I really want her/ him out of me right now, thank you.” “Give me an epidural and let’s get this over with!”

    I skipped the real life picture books. Sounds like I made a good choice!

  • yah it depends on the person….or their eating habits. when mothers to be say they’re “eating for two” its not completely true in the sense that you have to be constantly eating and gaining weight. the baby is no bigger than your hand for the most part. you dont need to be eating a ton of food everyday. the baby’s stomach is NOT that big. you can still have a healthy pregnancy without eating celery piled high with peanut butter, chocolate, nuts, cheese and chocolate on it or whatever “crazy cravings” you get.

  • i agree with Aurora In Boston !!!!! roc on i hate her why did she ruin him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ughghghghghgh …i hope she dies !!!!! i hate ashlle !!!