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Owen Wilson’s Baby Is Here

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Owen Wilson‘s lovechild with his personal trainer, Caroline Lindqvist, has arrived into the world. It’s a baby boy for Wilson and Lindqvist.

What’s interesting about this is the statement his rep made. Usually when celebrities have babies their publicist leaves a statement like, “So-and-so is happy to announce the arrival of their healthy baby girl/boy. They’re over the moon!” But not this time. All that was said was, via the Los Angeles Times,

I can confirm they had a baby boy on Thursday morning.

I can almost see the tumbleweed passing by.

They’re both pretty “whatevs” about the thing. Lindqvist has told the Daily Mail (via LA Times),

Owen and I decided to have a child even though we’re not in a relationship. And we’re not planning on starting a relationship, either. Owen and I are two close friends having a baby together. We are really looking forward to it and can’t wait to welcome our child at the end of January.

Hey, whatever works.

Congrats on the kid.

Note: that is a photo of Owen Wilson with Woody Harrelson, not his child.

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Owen Wilson Is Having A Kid With His Personal Trainer

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Owen Wilson is going to be a dad again (allegedly). He and his personal trainer are expecting a child. He and the trainer, Caroline Lindqvist, aren’t together, but Wilson will “be there for her and, when the time comes, the baby” a source tells Us Weekly. By the way, Lindqvist is technically married. She’s getting a divorce from her husband, a plastic surgeon. This is the kind of stuff that could have ruined a movie star in the 1950′s. But today it’s completely different. Here are more details, from the source via Us:

Owen is very involved with the pregnancy. He isn’t in a relationship with Caroline, nor do they plan to be in one, but he is very supportive of everything. They see each other and talk often about what they want for the child. Owen is very open-minded about everything and has told Caroline he will do whatever he can.

Hey, whatever works, right?

He seems like such a sad and lonely guy. Or maybe not lonely. Maybe just alone. And maybe he’s fine with that.

Note: the above photo is not photo of Owen Wilson with his personal trainer. That is a photo of Owen Wilson with a horse.

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Owen Wilson Isn’t in Rehab Yet

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So yesterday we ran a blind item, and one of our wonderful former writers put an idea in all our heads that the actor in the blind just might be Owen Wilson, and as soon as I read it, I was like, “Oh my God, yes, totally.” So I went on an Owen Wilson scavenger hunt, and found that as of November 10th, four days ago, he was not in rehab. He was actually playing with his son, who is just adorable, and guys, he *is* looking a little … I don’t know, maybe sickly would be the word. See, Owen’s kind of on the thin side these days, and what with his history, I think it’s safe to say that the people who love him should probably check in on him once in awhile and see how he’s doing.

Here’s the photo I found:

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And while maybe I’m making something out of nothing, the blind fits. Owen’s got a history of substance abuse, and I could totally see him hooking up with some seedy stripper a la ‘Wedding Crashers’ or, you know, like before, and the part about him being half of an award-winning duo that writes/directs films? Well. I’m sure you all know that Owen and Vince Vaughn, the hilarious *duo* in ‘Wedding Crashers’ is in the process of wrapping a movie called ‘The Internship’, which Vince Vaughn actually wrote … so there is that.

Good call Jenn—and we miss you, girl!