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Mary-Kate’s Family Urging Her To Get Prenup If She Marries Creepy Boyfriend

photo of olivier sarkozy and mary-kate olsen

Mary-Kate Olsen is dating some creepy-ass dude (Olivier Sarkozy), creepy because of how much older he is than she (17 year age difference) and because of how possessive he looks of her in every photo. It’s been rumored that they’ve been secretly married, or engaged, or are having a “test marriage”, whatever the hell that is. Now apparently Ms. Olsen’s family and friends are urging her to get a $500 million prenup, so it looks like marriage may be in her future after all. From the fabulous National Enquirer (grain of salt, people):

…pint-size Mary-Kate, 27, was spotted shopping for a large engagement ring at the Neil Lane boutique in Los Angeles. She’s said to have her heart set on a huge sparkler.

“All of the rings she looked at are over five car­ats,” a source told a reporter.

Although the bling could set 44-year-old Sarkozy back a staggering $100,000, that’s nothing compared to the gigantic sums that would be protected by a prenup.

Celebrity divorce attorney Raoul Felder told The ENQUIRER: “She’s worth a bundle and he’s got money, too.

“So this would be like two corporations merg­ing – which is Sarkozy’s specialty…”

That’s such a weird way to think about marriage — as two corporations merging — but it also totally makes sense.

I DON’T GET THEIR RELATIONSHIP AT ALL.

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Is Mary-Kate Engaged Or Married?

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Mary-Kate Olsen, 26, is often seen being cuddly and gross with her 43 year-old boyfriend, Olivier Sarkozy, but could they be engaged? OR EVEN MARRIED? Probably not, I think people just want an excuse to post these hilariously awkward photos of the seemingly mismatched couple.

Huffington Post reported the sighting of a gold ring on her left ring finger. She also has a gold ring on the other hand. Let’s take a look.

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Yes, from this angle this photo is definite proof that Mary-Kate Olsen looks like she is about to make out with a warped Tom Hanks.

Huffpo adds,

Before you start freaking out at the idea of Michelle Tanner getting married (!), remember that we’ve been here before: In January, photographers spotted “Markozy” shopping at a jewelry store in Paris then spied Olsen with a ring on her left-hand ring finger. Alas, her rep told The Huffington Post that the despite the bling, the couple is not engaged.

So basically, thanks for NOTHING, Huffpo.

Mary-Kate Olsen Might Be Engaged to Her Creepy Boyfriend

A photo of Olivier Sarkozy and Mary-Kate Olsen

You know, I think that sometimes we all focus way too much on the negative, and I think that the relationship between Mary-Kate Olsen and her boyfriend, Olivier Sarkozy, is a good example of that. We always talk about how creepy he is and how uncomfortable it makes us feel to look at pictures of them together. So instead of doing that whole thing over again, why don’t we stay positive about it all? Why don’t we make this glass half full?

See, Olivier is VERY GOOD at being creepy. That is a talent that he has, and it is very impressive! He must have been at this for years, which shows a lot of dedication! And in this particular outing, he even went the extra creepy mile:

A photo of Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy

So Olivier is talented, dedicated, and hardworking! Just look at all those positive aspects of his personality! I’d even go as far as to say that very few of us are as good at anything as Olivier is at being creepy. And if that’s not a compliment, then I don’t know what is.

But here’s the real story here: Mary-Kate was photographed wearing a ring on That Finger. And it looks like an engagement ring:

A photo of Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy

There’s always the chance, of course, that Mary-Kate just put a ring on for funzies and that it doesn’t mean anything, but I could definitely see this being an engagement. I think she’d marry this dude, and I don’t think she’d make any sort of announcement about it. You can see that, right?

Images courtesy of Socialite Life