Watch out, Alan Greenspan! Who could have guessed that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is an armchair economist? Or, for that matter, a hobbyist Nostradamus? When the Wall Street...
A: In a word? NO.
But the Jersey Shore bitches are trying really, really hard in their shoot for YRB, which stars like Paris Hilton and Khloe Kardashian have graced the cover of. Yes... Nicole Polizzi is already a New York Times bestselling author, but she hasn’t quite finished, um, “smushing” the cultural zeitgeist, so to speak.
The ebullient munchkin... This poor girl. Our little Snooki, famous for her drinking problem and her absurdity, thinks she’s akin to Lady Gaga, a woman more powerful than Oprah. Bless her... A few weeks ago, we ran a small blurb in one of the link posts claiming that Snooki lost a couple of pounds. And she did, really. Judging by old pictures, Snooki probably lost around... Snooki picked up a cool $32,000 for doing a speaking engagement at New Jersey’s Rutgers University this week, and of course people are freaking out about it and trying to deny the... This girl. Honestly. To me, Snooki is hot like Charlie Sheen right now, except, you know, without death threats. And in this month’s issue of Rolling Stone, Snooki pops out to... This is dear Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and her boyfriend, Jionni (oh, and just in case you don’t have the sense of mind to follow Snooki on Twitter, let me just tell you... For instance, did you hear that the fourth season of the show is going to be filmed in Italy? Can you even begin to imagine the sort of hijinks these kids will get into over there? I... Oh Snookers. You try, you try, and you try again. And this time, girlfriend, it was so close. Really. It was thisclose. But the big honking Blackberry, the ankle booties that make your... “I miss my real name. I miss people calling me Nicole.”
Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi on what Jersey Shore fame has done to her given name. But it can’t be all bad... Just when I thought that the last of the Wizard of Oz munchkins had gained their last iota of under-deserved fame, Nicole Polizzi, affectionately known as ‘Snooki’ in dirty New...
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