Miley Cyrus should probably be banned from contact with animals for life, considering every dog she owns dies young or gets abandoned quickly after she takes it in/buys it/however she gets it. Remember her 2-year-old Alaskan Klee Kai called Floyd that died seemingly out of nowhere? (And that’s not even mentioning Lila, another of her dogs that died.) Several more dogs have come and gone since then, and she even very recently got a new puppy called Emu Coyne Cyrus, but Floyd has apparently not been forgotten.
Miley, Wayne Coyne from The Flaming Lips and some other randoms got a tattoo this weekend at an LA house party in memory of Floyd and I really don’t get what’s happening. As in, why the hell is Wayne Coyne so into hanging out with Miley (to the point where her new dog’s middle name is named after him and he’s getting a tattoo for her dead dog that he never met?), why are her friends getting tattoos for a dead dog they never owned, why is she still sticking her tongue out when I thought she was retiring that move…. the questions go on and on.
If you want to see this thing up close and personal, here ya go:
Here are some more photos from this apparently wild event, which… okay, whatever.
July 7, 2014 at 5:00 am by Jennifer
Remember how Miley Cyrus was all distraught over her dog dying, and then she went out and adopted a new puppy, only to decide she didn’t want it after all and gave it away? Well, she’s back in the game and has ANOTHER new dog now – a little collie called Emu Coyne Cyrus, as she revealed on Instagram.
The dog is cute, sure, but I feel like the girl has a serious problem when it comes to pets. If she “wasn’t ready” to have a dog a few weeks ago and gave it back, why would this one be any different? What, if it shits on the floor then suddenly she’s going to go into mourning again and get rid of this one, too? SMH.
And, as is the case with Miley, a selfie wouldn’t be a selfie without some degree of nudity. Here we go!
June 30, 2014 at 6:00 am by Jennifer
Oh, Miley Cyrus. So young, so stupid, so incredibly try-hard. Miley is legally an adult and can act like an idiot all she wants – that’s her God-given right. However, she apparently wants to pull her 14-year-old sister Noah into the mix, and uses her younger sibling as the “pussy police” during her concerts to make sure her entire vagina isn’t exposed to the world as she twerks, grinds and does whatever the hell else is going on on stage.
Here’s how she explained it on Australia’s 2Day radio show:
“You just have to hope to God that this unitard covers everything that it has to cover,” Miley hilariously revealed. “[Noah's] the p***y police. She makes sure that everything is staying intact. Especially on ‘Love, Money, Party.’ I’m up on this car, so my little sister stays down there and is like ‘pull to the right, something’s coming out!’ She stays there and makes sure I’m all good.”
“She does the dances with me the whole time,” Miley added. “Sometimes she’ll be doing them wrong and I’ll notice that I’m following her and I’m not doing the dance that I’m supposed to be doing. I’ll just be doing whatever she’s doing. So it’s fun, we just play with each other like the entire show.”
I mean… whatever. Definitely corrupt your young sister and turn her trashy before her time, as well, girl. Great idea. Here’s a video of her actually saying this bullshit and revealing that she doesn’t shave her legs because she has amazing tights:
June 24, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer
Because unfortunately people are severely mentally unstable, a crazed Miley Cyrus fan claimed he’d rather die than live without her, prompting Miley to become terrified for her life and seek a restraining order against this nutcase. Well, on Monday, a judge granted that order, giving her a permanent order against the weirdo, named Devon Meek.
Miley Cyrus cannot be contacted by an obsessed fan who says he’d rather die than live without her … a judge just ruled the guy can’t come anywhere near her for 3 years.
Lawyers for Miley were in court today getting a permanent restraining order against Devon Meek … who was arrested May 16 near her home. He told cops if he couldn’t meet Miley, they might as well shoot him in the head.
Meek must stay 100 yards away from Miley for three years … he also can’t come near any of the venues where she performs … according to the court order.
Meek claims he hears screaming voices in his head and thinks Miley is talking to him through the radio.
Law enforcement sources tell us … he is still being held for psychiatric treatment, and he’s vowed to keep pursuing Cyrus even when he’s released from the hospital.
Between this asshole and the various robberies she’s had at her home over the past couple of years, I don’t think it’s much fun to be Miley Cyrus at the moment. Not that it ever really is, to be honest, but… I kinda feel bad for her. No one deserves to be stalked or to have to fear for their safety. The hospital needs to hold onto this guy permanently.
June 18, 2014 at 5:00 am by Jennifer
Miley Cyrus is back to her old tricks again: posting topless “#preshowerselfie” pics on Instagram, of course. After a day at the beach, she decided to get (mostly) naked and document it for all the Internet to see. Lucky us? Eh, whatever.
June 16, 2014 at 2:00 pm by Jennifer
If you don’t love Dolly Parton, you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself. She’s amazing! She’s a music legend and also hilarious as a personality, as well. So when Dolly says we all oughta be a little nicer to Miley Cyrus (who is her goddaughter, by the way), we should probably listen to her, right? I mean… right?
From the Sunday Times Magazine (via People):
“Yeah, well I do, ’cause back in the day, doing my own things my own way, and dressing sexy and showing my cleavage and all that, I got a lot of criticism. Lots of people thought I was making a mistake and that I was just trashy, which I was,” says the singer and songwriter, 68.
“So I did go through that, but I don’t give her advice. Everyone has to walk this journey according to their own rules. That’s what she’s doing. And I lurve her.”
“I’ve known her daddy [Billy Ray Cyrus] the many years he’s been in the business. I’ve watched her grow up,” Parton says. “She’s a smart girl. She had to go to extremes to get her point across. I think she got the point across.”
I mean, in a sense, I do see her point. People did think Dolly was trashy, but I can pretty much guarantee that Dolly wasn’t on stage simulating blowjobs on a giant blow up penis before riding it or spreading her ass cheeks as she pushes them open to an arena audience. There’s a slight difference there, I fear.