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Miley Cyrus Cries While Singing A Song About Her Dead Pet Fish

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I’m not quite sure how many drugs – or what combination of them – Miley Cyrus was on when she broke down in tears as she sang a song dedicated to her dead pet blowfish, Pablow, but it almost doesn’t matter, in a way. I’m so glad I’m alive in a time that’s allowed me to see this spectacle, because it truly is… something else.

Miley posted the video on her Facebook page and it seems to at least partially be in support of her Happy Hippy foundation. I suppose it’s a bit rude of me to discriminate against the loss of a pet blowfish because it’s not, say, a dog or a cat. I should take it more seriously, I know – if something happened to my dog, I’d be inconsolable. But for some reason, there’s just something so… wrong about all of this.

Some of you may remember a few months ago my dear blow fish Pablow past away. I wrote this song for him…He made me so happy and I miss him everyday…. But now he is with Floyd and Melanie's sweet Sadie

Posted by Miley Cyrus on Monday, 18 May 2015

I hate goodbyes ????????????????

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Her voice is so good, though. I wish she’d do something useful with it.

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  • How is it that you refer to her “goldfish” several times throughout the article and then post a photo of said fish that is clearly a blowfish? Also must not have listened to the song because she says “blowfish” like ten times. Bad journalism!

  • How is she not doing something useful with her voice? Is Helping homeless LGBT youth not useful enough?