Gym, tan, diapers! Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is the latest Jersey Shore: Family Vacation cast member to announce a baby on the way — his first child, with wife Lauren...
Get it? He’s got a “situation”? Eh? Eh?
Okay, I’ll stop. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, best (and only) known from his time on Jersey Shore, is in some... I love animals. Like, I really, really love animals. But I absolutely hate PETA, and it’s because of shit like this. Of course, there are other reasons why I hate PETA, like, for... The Situation has been out of rehab since April. He was there for less than two weeks, and even when he was in rehab, we were hearing about how he was planning on keeping up his club... I know we were all worried that The Situation wouldn’t return to Jersey Shore after he got out of rehab. There were rumors that MTV was going to find a new cast member to take his... From The Situation‘s very own website:
Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino is home and would like to thank his fans, friends, family, and business partners for their... That was fast.
After only, like, two weeks of treatment, it’s the miracles of all miracles: The Situation is clean, anti-drug, and ready to get back to his real life. Which means that... I know, that was the most obvious headline ever, wasn’t it? But let me explain: not only should The Situation have been sent to rehab years ago, but MTV was well aware that he had a... From TMZ:
With Snooki pregnant and The Situation getting sober, the people behind “Jersey Shore” are FREAKED the show will lose its sex-crazed alcohol-fueled edge — so... Well, this is a pretty sad story. You know how The Situation is in rehab for being addicted to pills and booze? Ok, and you know how lots of clubs and bars often have at least one of... Well I’ll tell you: it’s prescription drugs and alcohol. Not overwork, not exhaustion, not mental health issues or anorexia; pills and booze. You know, pills and booze? The... Yesterday, we learned that The Situation is currently in rehab for unknown reasons (and by “unknown reasons,” I mean that we had too many reasons to choose from). After that...
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino
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The Situation Went to Rehab for Abusing Prescription...