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Mary-Louise Parker

Uh, Is Bruce Willis A Little Drunk?

Bruce Willis is a bit of a non-entity these days. Sure, he’s still getting roles, but it’s far from his hey day and no one really gives a shit anymore. Anyway, if you want one way to make people give a shit, act really crazy during an interview. That’ll get ‘em talking, for sure! While doing a press junket for their new film RED 2, Mary Louise Parker (girl, lay off that Botox – you’re too beautiful!) and Bruce Willis (bro, lay off that Botox – you look like wax!) sat down to chat to Magic 105.4‘s Jamie Edwards about it. Only problem is, Bruce didn’t do much in the way of answering any questions… and he seemed kinda drunk.

Highlights:

  • Bruce claims that he can “can hardly keep his mind on this interview” as he looks blankly around him.
  • After becoming distracted by something outside the window, Bruce tells the interviewer to “go ahead” since he seems like he has “some great questions there”.
  • Mary Louise Parker seems increasingly embarrassed/distressed.

This whole thing is a disaster and very weird, but hey, I guess we’re talking about Bruce Willis now!

Shop Owner Claims Mary-Louise Parker Wanted To Kill Him

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Mary-Louise Parker is being accused by an antique shop owner of threatening him. The altercation occurred when Daniel Seldin, NY shopkeeper, wouldn’t pay the check he owed to Parker’s friend who sells handbags in the store. Seldin alleges that Parker got very angry and called him a “fag” and added, “DO YOU WANT TO WAKE UP TOMORROW? I’LL MAKE ONE PHONE CALL.” Who’s she going to call, Uncle Andy?

According to TMZ,

[Parker's] rep insists Parker had nothing to do with the fight [...] In fact, the rep says as soon as it became clear to Parker that she was being roped into the situation … Parker left.

As for the “f*g” accusation — Parker’s rep says anyone who knows the actress knows she would never say that word.

We spoke to Seldin who insists his story is legit, adding, “I felt totally berated and violated.” Seldin says he has since paid Parker’s friend her money … despite the incident.

This is so bizarre. Is this a case of someone wanting to capitalize on a celebrity’s fame and try to make money or is it possible that Parker lost her temper? I’ve never heard of her lashing out like this ever. Have you guys?

While in the store, Seldin took a photo of Parker, saying it was taken during “her homophobic outburst.”

So bizarre.

Love It or Leave It: Mary-Louise Parker’s Awful Dress

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OK, YOU GOT ME. Because while the dress that Mary-Louise Parker is wearing here is pretty awful, it’s not really all that remarkable. Usually when I ask you guys to love or leave something, I think it’s unbelievably awesome or that it should be burned in a fire immediately, but this dress doesn’t fall into either of those categories. No, it’s just simply not all that cute.

But you guys. No, listen, you guys. We have to talk about Mary-Louise Parker.

I’ve always thought she was wonderful – have you seen Angels in America? If not, please set aside six hours this weekend to watch it, and then an additional two hours to cry it all out and realize all the ways that it’s changed your life – but now I have a full-fledged crush. Hard. See, I started watching Weeds just a couple of weeks ago (I know, I know), and it’s amazing. I love it so much. It’s just such a great show, and Justin Kirk is there too, and it’s a very happy place for me right now. And Mary-Louise Parker is just so good, and so, so very pretty.

Here’s the space where I wrote a 600 word paragraph about how beautiful her eyes are and how I could stare into them for decades, but I deleted it because I didn’t want to creep anyone out.

So yeah, Mary-Louise Parker, huh? Are you guys into it, or should I save any future discussion of her for my Myspace blog?