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Martha Stewart

Martha Stewart Has Some Sex Tips For You


Would you take sex advice from Martha Stewart? Well, would you? If your answer is anything other than “hell no!”, then head on over to her Reddit AMA session, where she doled out some very important advice for those looking to get lucky:

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You know, all jokes aside, that’s pretty sound advice. No one likes being self-conscious because you’re dirty and sweaty before the deed, and lord knows you’ll need bath after if you’re doing it right (zing?), so there ya go. Also, dental hygiene is important, so kudos to Martha for promoting it.

The whole thing is golden, so check it out over here. I’ve always liked Martha Stewart and think she’s kind of a bad ass. Plus, she’s crafty as hell (literally and figuratively?), really smart and doesn’t take any shit.

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Kate Bosworth Got Married And Martha Stewart Is Psyched!

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The perpetually skinny as f-ck Kate Bosworth got married this weekend in the middle of nowhere, Montana. She married writer/director Michael Polish. Martha Stewart is totally psyched. She featured their wedding on Martha Stewart Weddings website. This means we get some details about the wedding, like what they gave guests. Spoiler alert: personal cacti!!

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And burlap totes containing “locally bottled huckleberry soda” and “a handwritten message from the duo” (Martha Stewart Weddings).

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They were married on a ranch in Montana surrounded by nothing. Their wedding had a “creative director.” It was described as “rustic” with “old-world charm.” Congrats, Kate Bosworth.


Everybody Sexts… Including Martha Stewart


Martha Stewart, you MINX! Appearing on Watch What Happens Live, they played a little game called ‘Did Martha Do It?’, where Maggie Gyllenhaal, who was also appearing on the show, answered questions about Martha before Martha herself confirmed whether or not Maggie was correct. Maggie said no to the sexting question, but Martha shook her head, confirming that she indeed had gotten down and dirty via text. LOVE IT.

Andy Cohen was obviously thrilled with this and joked that he was “so glad” to hear it and “that’s who those messages were from the other day”. Uh, LOL. More importantly, though, Martha hinted that she may have had a threesome before! Just what you want to think about – a 71-year-old woman having group sex. Sweet dreams! Love it! I just hope it wasn’t with Donald Trump.

Below, a little clip of Martha’s appearance (though no video yet of the ‘Did Martha Do It?’ game, unfortunately):