Cara Delevingne is right up Leonardo DiCaprio’s street, right? He loves having a harem of supermodels around him at all times, and she’s at the top of the game right now, so it seems like a match made in weird sex heaven. Except, you know, not, since Cara apparently turned down Leo’s advances at the Great Gatsby afterparty in Cannes this week. Oh, snap!
From The Sun:
A source said: “Normally all Leo has to do is look at a girl and they fall at his feet. Though Cara was having none of it.
“He spent the night chasing after her and essentially she blew him out.
“They spoke and he was pretty forward inviting her to a party back at his suite. They swapped numbers but that was it.
“He tried every trick in the book and apparently kept lunging for her but she kept dodging them.
“Everyone is howling at the fact she actually knocked back the biggest actor in the world.
“She thought he was too forward and too old.”
Okay, a few things about this. One, Leo is far from the “biggest actor in the world”. He’s a solid actor, and he’s certainly underrated, but just… no. Second of all, his reps have hit back saying that they never spoke, but then he wouldn’t exactly admit the fact that he got turned down, would he?
Sorry, Leonardo. I know you share your name with a pretty cool Ninja Turtle, but some women are immune to your charms.
May 22, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t hot anymore and men want to look like Jon Hamm, according to the latest plastic surgery trends. Details has some interesting stats on cosmetic procedures for men, including one unnamed famous actor who changed his “monster nose.”
In faces, as in fashion, what’s hot changes. Square jaws (think Jon Hamm, Michael Fassbender, Daniel Craig) are in, replacing yesterday’s pert-nose-and-dainty-chin combo (Leonardo DiCaprio, Zac Efron, Tobey Maguire). “There’s less of a desire now for a conventionally beautiful white-bread face,” says Dr. Steven Teitelbaum, an associate professor of plastic surgery at UCLA School of Medicine. “People are embracing strong features like ethnic, nontraditional noses.” For example, in lieu of full-on rhinoplasty, many men are balancing their naturally big noses with chin implants (which have recently spiked by 71 percent, according to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons) or opting to have their noses trimmed back.
“I did a rhinoplasty and a chin implant on a famous actor who had a monster nose and no chin. We left a bit of a bump in the nose, so it still looked like his, just a better version,” says Dr. Darrick Antell, assistant clinical professor of surgery at Columbia University. “No one, including the producer on his next project, noticed he’d had a nose job.”
Who do we think it is? Anyone want to make a guess? Our clues are “monster nose” and “no chin.” Which means that after the surgery he had a chin and a nose with “a bit of a bump left so it still looked like his.” I’m guessing Bradley Cooper, because f-ck it.
Also if you thought there was any chance in hell I was going to mention Jon Hamm in an article and not mention his dong, you’d be wrong.
April 19, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
I don’t really know what to say about this, but it freaks my beans how good Leonardo DiCaprio is at impersonating Jack Nicholson, particularly because how do you even discover that you can do a Jack Nicholson impression? How does that happen? Does he do it at parties? Did someone dare him to try it one day? Does he own the director’s cut of As Good As It Gets? Are his multiple sex partners turned on by it? So many questions, so few answers.
I hope you keep this image stuck in your brain for all time. Some things cannot be unseen.
March 7, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
I don’t know what it means that I usually accidentally type “Leonardo DiCraprio” and have to correct myself, but that’s neither here nor there. This story is about the underrated actor and real-life Romeo who refuses to settle down and is apparently bedding plenty of women at once.
Leonardo DiCaprio recently had dinner in New York with his friend/fellow actor Kevin Connolly and 12 women (because 13 would’ve just been silly) and allegedly spent the entire time bragging about how everyone else is just dying to spend a day in his shoes.
According to an eavesdropper who was supposedly sitting next to the group, “Leo talked about the fact that he is sleeping with ‘multiple women’ right now. He was totally open about it. Kevin looked at Leo and told him, ‘I want to be you.’”
“Leo replied, ‘Everyone does,’” the snitch said. “He was acting very nice, but is very arrogant.”
After promising to take Connolly on vacation someday (just ask Jonah Hill what that’s like), Leo footed the entire bill and took everyone clubbing before heading back to a room he’d booked at the Trump hotel.
“He asked all the girls to come upstairs afterwards and they had a huge after-party,” the source concluded.
This story is probably totally crap because it sounds like something out of an awful made-for-TV movie. “I want to be you”/”Everyone does”? Come on, now. Second of all, I know women seem to like Leo because he’s trapped them in a 1996 haze where he’s still as cute as he was in Romeo & Juliet, but I just can’t see him as a younger Hugh Hefner. Then again, money makes people do crazy things, so what do I know?
February 15, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
From Page Six:
This could be Leonardo DiCaprio’s last awards season for a while. The actor has announced he’s retiring from acting indefinitely. “I’m a little bit drained,” he told German newspaper Bild. “I am now going to take a long long break.”
After doing three films in two years – Django Unchained, The Great Gatsby and the recently-finished The Wolf of Wall Street – DiCaprio says, “I’m just worn out.”
Publicity tours for those films still loom, however, but DiCaprio, 38, has other plans for when his schedule slows down. “I would like to improve the world a bit,” he says. “I will fly around the world doing good for the environment.”
In the meantime, he’s living green at home. “My roof is covered with solar panels,” he revealed. “My car is electric. A normal person does not drive more than 50 kilometers a day. That can be done with a plug.”
I could think of a ton of other things you could do with that plug, too, Leo.
However, I guess the most appropriate question in this circumstance would be, “Can we live without Leonardo DiCaprio in cinema for at least a little while?”, to which the short answer is “Yes.” The long answer would be something like, “Why does it have to be for a little while,” or “At least until Baz Luhrmann dies, please.”
January 22, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Sarah
From E! Online:
The perennial bachelor and his latest very hot girlfriend, Victoria’s Secret model Erin Heatheron, have broken up, a source confirmed Friday to E! News. And, once again, after she had met his mom and everything!
DiCaprio and Heatherton coupled up late last year following the actor’s split from Blake Lively, and that coming shortly after his split from model Bar Refaeli. Before Refaeli, Gisele Bündchen was DiCaprio’s main squeeze for a good four years. He and Heatherton did the romantic-adventure thing in Mexico in January, with DiCaprio’s mom Irmelin even joining them on a zip-lining excursion.
But long-distance love is tough, and DiCaprio, who spent a large chunk of time shooting The Great Gatsby in Australia last year, was logging a lot of hours in New Orleans this spring filming Django Unchained. The source adds that the pair amicably called it quits a few weeks ago and there’s no ill will between them.
And there’s always late-night texting and ambiguous tweeting, just in case there is.
He certainly has a type, doesn’t he? Much like some OTHER actor we know (and whom I love)? Come on, guys, let’s mix it up once in awhile, can we? But anyway, I’ll bet the real reason they broke up is because Leonardo DiCaprio … well, I hear he kind of stinks. As in “smells,” and “reeks,” not makes bad Baz Luhrmann movies-stinks.
Regardless, who do you guys think Leonardo should date next? I’m all for him hooking up with Kate Winslet. She’s a single lady these days, isn’t she? A