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5SHOCKER: Leonardo DiCaprio Had Lots Of Sex With Models In Cannes

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Leonardo DiCaprio apparently slept with a whole slew of young models while he was hanging out in Cannes and frankly, I’m concerned, as this is totally unusual and unexpected behavior from Leonardo DiCaprio. I mean, think about it. Leonardo DiCaprio? With models? Having sex with them? It’s just so not him.

Here’s the latest in Leonardo DiCaprio Is Better Than You Are, So F-ck You news (from Star magazine via Celebitchy):

Leonardo DiCaprio has always had a penchant for leggy models, but the playboy actor outdid himself in Cannes, hooking up with SEVEN women!

“It’s incredible – even for him!” marvels a source. “They were all young gorgeous model types, just the kind of girl he likes. He doesn’t even have to try, they just follow him around.”

Leonardo skipped the Australian premiere of The Great Gatsby so he could stay in the south of France and party on his yacht during the film festival!

“Leo really knows how to throw a party… it was almost Gatsby-esque in how opulent it was. Everyone knows that if Leo’s throwing a party, it’s going to be a blast!”

I hope he used protection. The article then goes on to contradict itself and say that Mr. DiCaprio is “ready to settle down” and go the Bradley Cooper route by dating 20-year-old German model Toni Garrn.

What is the BIG DEAL over this guy? Titanic-era Leo I TOTALLY get, but after the ’90s he started to look like an overgrown baby. It’s like he has perpetual preteen face. I don’t get it.

June 8, 2013 at 2:35 pm by Catherine St. Ives
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1Nope, Not Weird At All: Leonardo DiCaprio Walks Around Venice In A Black Mask

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Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t known for being an eccentric, quirky, or flat-out bizarre celebrity. Quite the opposite. Which is why it’s kind of weird to see these photos of him walking around Venice, Italy in a strange black mask…complete with a slice of pizza, because, you know, why not? This will probably be the first and only time we will ever compare Leonardo DiCaprio to Michael Jackson, so let’s enjoy it.

I don’t know how we even know this is him, but E Online is standing behind it, and I trust them. They made sure to make a Man in the Iron Mask reference, which is great, because now I don’t have to.

He was also seen walking around pulling the hood of his hoodie firmly down over his face. Still not as creepy as this though.

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The hell is he doing? Guess he’s taking Cara Delevingne’s alleged rejection a little too seriously.

I’m impressed he made it safely into his gondola. How awesome would it have been if he missed and fell into the canal?

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June 3, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
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1LOL Of The Day: Someone Paid $1.5 Million To Go To Space With DiCaprio

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Leonardio DiCaprio is super cool and it only makes sense that he and a fan would go into goddamn motherf-cking space together. I thought this was a joke, but it isn’t, it’s real. THIS IS THE FUTURE. From The Los Angeles Times:

I haven’t won an Oscar. Time to go into space. — Leonardo DiCaprio

No, just kidding. From The actual Los Angeles Times:

A guest at a charity auction at Cannes has paid 1.2 million euros ($1.5 million) for a trip into space with Leonardo DiCaprio.

AmFAR, a nonprofit devoted to AIDS research, held the auction Thursday night at the Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc as part of its 20th annual Cinema Against AIDS event at the French film festival.

The winning bidder paid to travel into orbit on a Virgin Galactic spaceship in a seat next to DiCaprio’s sometime in 2014.

Virgin Galactic, a commercial spaceflight company owned by Richard Branson’s Virgin Group, has accepted more than $70 million in deposits from about 580 individuals who wish to travel to space.

The company is currently accepting bookings for the trips for a deposit of $200,000.

I never thought space travel would be so widely accessible. And if you think about it, it really is. Guarantee you no one in the 1960′s ever thought you would be able to travel into space via a commercial airline company for $200k which is A F-CKING STEAL TO GO TO MOTHERF-CKING SPACE.

Guess we can assume the winning bidder wasn’t Cara Delevinge, AM I RIGHT?

May 24, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
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5Cara Delevingne Is Immune To Leonardo DiCaprio’s Charms

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Cara Delevingne is right up Leonardo DiCaprio’s street, right? He loves having a harem of supermodels around him at all times, and she’s at the top of the game right now, so it seems like a match made in weird sex heaven. Except, you know, not, since Cara apparently turned down Leo’s advances at the Great Gatsby afterparty in Cannes this week. Oh, snap!

From The Sun:

A source said: “Normally all Leo has to do is look at a girl and they fall at his feet. Though Cara was having none of it.

“He spent the night chasing after her and essentially she blew him out.

“They spoke and he was pretty forward inviting her to a party back at his suite. They swapped numbers but that was it.

“He tried every trick in the book and apparently kept lunging for her but she kept dodging them.

“Everyone is howling at the fact she actually knocked back the biggest actor in the world.

“She thought he was too forward and too old.”

Okay, a few things about this. One, Leo is far from the “biggest actor in the world”. He’s a solid actor, and he’s certainly underrated, but just… no. Second of all, his reps have hit back saying that they never spoke, but then he wouldn’t exactly admit the fact that he got turned down, would he?

Sorry, Leonardo. I know you share your name with a pretty cool Ninja Turtle, but some women are immune to your charms.

May 22, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer

12Which Actor Got A Nose Job And Chin Implant?

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Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t hot anymore and men want to look like Jon Hamm, according to the latest plastic surgery trends. Details has some interesting stats on cosmetic procedures for men, including one unnamed famous actor who changed his “monster nose.”

In faces, as in fashion, what’s hot changes. Square jaws (think Jon Hamm, Michael Fassbender, Daniel Craig) are in, replacing yesterday’s pert-nose-and-dainty-chin combo (Leonardo DiCaprioZac Efron, Tobey Maguire). “There’s less of a desire now for a conventionally beautiful white-bread face,” says Dr. Steven Teitelbaum, an associate professor of plastic surgery at UCLA School of Medicine. “People are embracing strong features like ethnic, nontraditional noses.” For example, in lieu of full-on rhinoplasty, many men are balancing their naturally big noses with chin implants (which have recently spiked by 71 percent, according to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons) or opting to have their noses trimmed back.

“I did a rhinoplasty and a chin implant on a famous actor who had a monster nose and no chin. We left a bit of a bump in the nose, so it still looked like his, just a better version,” says Dr. Darrick Antell, assistant clinical professor of surgery at Columbia University. “No one, including the producer on his next project, noticed he’d had a nose job.”

Who do we think it is? Anyone want to make a guess? Our clues are “monster nose” and “no chin.” Which means that after the surgery he had a chin and a nose with “a bit of a bump left so it still looked like his.” I’m guessing Bradley Cooper, because f-ck it.

Also if you thought there was any chance in hell I was going to mention Jon Hamm in an article and not mention his dong, you’d be wrong.

April 19, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

4Leonardo DiCaprio Does an Eerily Uncanny Jack Nicholson Impression

I don’t really know what to say about this, but it freaks my beans how good Leonardo DiCaprio is at impersonating Jack Nicholson, particularly because how do you even discover that you can do a Jack Nicholson impression? How does that happen? Does he do it at parties? Did someone dare him to try it one day? Does he own the director’s cut of As Good As It Gets? Are his multiple sex partners turned on by it? So many questions, so few answers.

I hope you keep this image stuck in your brain for all time. Some things cannot be unseen.

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March 7, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
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