10People Are Saying LeAnn Rimes is Probably Pregnant

Do you think she’s pregnant? Because I’m not going to say that I think she’s pregnant, because God, who knows—maybe she forgot to take one of her laxatives and drank a whole 20oz. bottle of Dasani, which could be why her normally emaciated figure looks slightly (I said slightly fuller), but something is definitely different. That’s all I’m saying.

Even when all of the laxative allegations came to light, LeAnn was, of course, quick to dispel the rumors … but why? To get more people talking about her skinny ass? Or to make sure everyone knows that she’s not anorexic when it comes to announcing that she’s pregnant? Moreover, what do you guys think about her figure—it’s distinctly different, isn’t it? And don’t you think that pregnancy is just the thing that might make LeAnn change her non-eating ways?

December 16, 2012 at 1:00 pm by Sarah

14Of Course LeAnn Rimes is Having Nipslips Now

And doesn’t she look so completely with it, too? My oh my.

So, ironically enough, LeAnn went to the fourth anniversary of the NoH8 campaign, which was held in Hollywood last night, and this is the outfit she wore. Little did she know, another friend by the name of Nippy McNipperson had also come along to party, but then again, she wouldn’t have known because in all of the photos, she looks like this—otherwise known as “oblivious”:

Even better, later in the night, she ended up looking like this:

And this is what I’m going to assume she looks like after eating a handful or five of her Favorite Special Candies.

Last, if you dare to click through, you, too, can get a peek of the elusive beast known as LeAnn Rimes’ nipple. It’s not the best shot, but hey. We take what we can get around here, you know?

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December 13, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah

3Love It or Leave It: LeAnn Rimes—and the American Music Awards Winners

Blah blah blah American Country Awards, blah blah nominations, here’re your winners:

Artist of the Year
Luke Bryan

Artist of the Year: Male
Luke Bryan

Artist of the Year: Female
Carrie Underwood

Artist of the Year: Group
Lady Antebellum

Artist of the Year: Breakthrough Artist
Jake Owen

Artist of the Year: New Artist
Lauren Alaina

Album of the Year
Luke Bryan, “tailgates & tanlines”

Single of the Year
Luke Bryan, “I Don’t Want This Night To End”

Single of the Year: Male
Luke Bryan, “I Don’t Want This Night To End”

Single of the Year: Female
Miranda Lambert, “Over You”

Single of the Year: Group
Lady Antebellum, “We Owned The Night”

Single of the Year: Vocal Collaboration
Brad Paisley featuring Carrie Underwood, “Remind Me”

Touring Artist of the Year
Jason Aldean

Music Video of the Year
Luke Bryan, “I Don’t Want This Night To End”

Music Video of the Year: Male
Luke Bryan, “I Don’t Want This Night to End”

Music Video of the Year: Female
Miranda Lambert, “Over You”

Music Video of the Year: Group or Collaboration
Little Big Town, “Pontoon”

Song of the Year
Eric Church, “Springsteen” – Eric Church, Jeff Hyde and Ryan Tyndell

Music Video of the Year: New Artist
Hunter Hayes “Wanted”

Single of the Year: Breakthrough Artist
Brantley Gilbert “You Don’t Know Her Like I Do”

Single of the Year: New Artist
Hunter Hayes “Wanted”

That all being said, LeAnn Rimes‘ dress for the Awards? Is this her trying for “demure,” after what happened in the airport last week? Because if she’s going for “demure,” then yes, it worked out OK. If she’s going for “not crazy,” then I suggest maybe she pick a different dress next time around. Or, you know, a different face. Just not this one:

December 11, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah

19Today Is Not The Day That We Stop Talking About LeAnn Rimes

Sorry, friends. I’m sure that when you woke up this morning, you sat up, stretched it out, and thought “man, I sure hope I don’t hear anything about that LeAnn Rimes today!” I’m sorry to ruin your whole entire day, but LeAnn’s E! special aired last night, and we were never going to not talk about it, ok?

Here are some highlights from the interview:

On falling in love with Eddie: “I call it insanity! Absolute insanity. But nothing ever happened between us except for on camera, you know, during the film . . . Absolutely nothing. I had no idea what life was throwing me and I had no idea how to handle it. . . But all I knew was I could not . . . we couldn’t stop connecting in some way. And it was the hardest thing I’ve ever been through in my life.”

More on the affair: “I think I became numb. Then I told everyone I should have told and then I curled up in a ball on the couch and then I didn’t move. And I didn’t move for a while. It’s that feeling of your heart falling to the ground. Eddie reacted the way that I reacted too, but he reacted in his own way and I allowed him to do that. Because he had so much more to deal with than I did — I had a marriage, he had a marriage and children. I can’t even fathom that.”

Something about the word “homewrecker”: “I’m like, can someone come up with anything like more, I don’t know, original?” she joked, but her laughter quickly turned to tears. “Because at the end of the day, I never set and been held by so many . . . like by my family . . . my friends, my new friends, this is what life’s about,” Rimes said between tears. “Through all the hard stuff, there comes so much beauty on the other side if you just let it happen.”

On the strength of her relationship:“When you endure those kind of hardships, at the end of the day if you can’t make it through that, you can’t make it,” Rimes said. “And we’ve made it through a lot . . . We fought for each other.”

Eddie on how awesome cheating was: “You gotta sometimes fight for what you know eventually is going to be your truth and your happiness,” he said. “I’m a better father for everything that has happened. I’m a better friend. It’s been difficult but it’s, it’s definitely been worth it.”

Well, whatever. LeAnn is crazy, but so is Eddie, so maybe the affair was better for everyone in the long run. Cheating isn’t cool, but neither is remaining married to someone just because you think you should. I’m sort of having trouble coming up with any sort of sympathy here, I kind of just wanted to post the picture of LeAnn crying again. Sorry*.

*I’m not sorry.

December 10, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Emily

16LeAnn Rimes Resorts to Talking About Brandi Glanville

Poor LeAnn Rimes. It’s like, she’s such a private person, you know, and it’s really starting to get to her that her personal life is becoming so public. I mean, she would never say anything about her husband’s ex or the small children they share together, not when the whole world can hear!

But she just has to this time, you guys. She gave an exclusive statement to TMZ, and here’s what she had to say:

LeAnn tells TMZ … Brandi’s “outlandish allegations” are 100% B.S. She doesn’t have any diseases or addictions … and while she’s tried to remain silent in the past — out of respect for their families — there’s only so much “harassment” she can take.

LeAnn continues, “It’s a shame to have one party constantly spreading lies. I know this drama is exactly what she wants to create. But Eddie and I hope for everyone’s sake, this changes.”

We pushed Brandi’s people for a comment … and pushed … and pushed … and pushed … but came up with nothin’.

See? LeAnn is just so above all this stupid drama. It’s just pathetic.

Oh, by the way, tonight at 8:00 you can watch LeAnn discussing her marriage, her old marriage, and the transition between the marriages on E! Special: LeAnn Rimes. Here’s a preview:

December 9, 2012 at 8:00 am by Emily

8Get it Together, LeAnn Rimes

This LeAnn Rimes thing—I know. Guys, I do. Some of you are probably just so fed up with hearing about her that you’re about to eat some of her special candies yourself in order to flush the shit right out of your system, and I honestly can’t blame you. But my fascination with her (and with Lindsay Lohan—maybe there’s something to all this train wreck obsession) is pretty endless, and when she hangs an erratic left when she’s supposed to go right, well … I can’t help but notice it and point it out and throw it to the hyenas to chew it up and spit it out.

In the latest of bizarre actions, LeAnn performed this show at the Civic Arts Plaza in Thousand Oaks, California, and halfway through the performance, took off her stiletto heels (pictured in the gallery), complained of foot pain, and sat down on the stage’s carpet, warbling her way through the rest of the set from the ground, sheet music scattered hither, thither, and non.

If that wasn’t odd enough, she started muttering between songs, talking about being angry and digging holes. To the audience, LeAnn said, “Anybody ever been pissed off at some point and you just couldn’t get it out? And if you did, you actually might dig yourself a deeper hole, so you just let the other person dig themselves a hole?”

All I know is that Brandi better get her skinny Beverly Hills-living ass hid, because one of these nights she might wake up from a dead sleep to find LeAnn standing over her with a digging spade and a fresh hole in her own backyard.

Creeper.

December 7, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Sarah