Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lance Armstrong

Tweeting From The Womb

What’s that?  You don’t know who Cinco Armstrong is?  Why, it’s Lance Armstrong’s fifth child, of course!  Don’t worry, Cinco’s account should get...

Taking Home Max Armstrong!

Regardless of whether or not Lance Armstrong actually wanted more children, he seemed happy as can be as he was photographed leaving an Aspen hospital this weekend with his son, Max. Lance...

FAIL

Hey you guys remember how yesterday I was all like, “Dude I cannot tell you how freaking often the photo services incorrectly label their photos?” and you guys were probably...

Quotables

“If you are riding your bike five, six, seven hours a day, you are not a sex champion. You have fatigue, low testosterone and a lower libido, but you know, I never got any...

No Time for Makeup! Too Busy Drinking!

This new set of photos of Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong makes me very happy. Mostly because Kate seems to be acting and looking like a regular person. She’s not wearing a ton of...

Meeting the Parents!

Look who’s headed off to lunch with Goldie Hawn! It’s Kate Hudson and beau Lance Armstrong. They met up with Goldie for lunch at Ivy at the Shore this afternoon. OMG these two...