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Just in Case Anyone Is Interested in Lady Gaga and Bondage

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Remember when Lady Gaga did the Japanese Vogue a few months back? You remember, it was the cover with the meat dress and it had the first appearance of her male alter ego. Yeah, you remember. Anyway, it turns out that the photo shoot got a little weird and graphic, because now all these outtakes are being released. You know, stuff like Lady Gaga all naked and/or in leather and usually tied up in some fashion. Also you can kind of see her vagina in one picture, but definitely her breasts in a few.

Does that sound like the kind of (obviously NSFW) magic that you’d be into? Well …

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Here’s Some Lady Gaga 2011 VMA Promos if You’re Into That Sort of Thing

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So I’m going to say – I absolutely love the 40s jazz-bop vibe going on in these videos, and I’d be pretty pleased to see Gaga take up this cross and bear it for awhile, instead of knocking off Madonna again and again and again and again.  I just might grow to like this girl if she could keep up all the jazziness and stick a padlock on her mouth for the next, I don’t know, decade or so. Then we might be getting somewhere. For now, just enjoy the videos. There’re a few more after the jump.

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Lady Gaga’s “You and I” Video Is Too Trippy for Me

Last night, I got a headache, so I took a couple aspirin. Then, a couple hours later, I got a tummy ache, so I took some Pepto-Bismol. A few hours after THAT, I took some Benadryl because I was itchy and stuffy from allergies. Just a few hours later, my BFF called to see if my boyfriend and I wanted to go get some happy meals. So what I’m trying to say is that I’ve had a real loopy day.

And then, in what felt like a cruel, directed attack on my senses, Lady Gaga decided that today was the day to post her new music video, featuring mermaids, Gaga in drag, Gaga in minimal makeup, and what I can only interpret as some creepy human robot who has no right being seen by me in this state. Needless to say, I didn’t love it.

What about you guys?

Lady Gaga Hugs a Fan

This just in: people are nuts. Here’s a video of Lady Gaga trying to graciously maneuver through a crowd of fans and paparazzi. Yeesh. I don’t envy that kid’s career choice for one second.

The real pudding comes in the second half, when Gaga pauses to hug a hysterical, weepy fan. It’s kind of a creepily long embrace, too. (“It was on my bucket list to meet you!” the fan wails. Aww!)

Quotables: Lady Gaga’s Shoes Are Her Only Friends

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“I often feel like my shoes are the only part of me that know what I’m doing all the time because they’re always with me. There’s this one pair of boots that I always wear, and sometimes when I’m so alone in my hotel room, I look at them and I think how they really are the only things in my life that know exactly what I’ve been through all day.”

- Lady Gaga doing what she does best: talking out of her crazy ass head.

Truthfully, this is the first time that I’ve ever really felt bad for Lady Gaga. When we found out that she might use Rogaine, I was like “eh, she has money for good wigs.” When she started spewing out so much pretentiousness that it became obvious that there’s probably a little something off in her crazy ol’ head, I was just incredibly irritated. But now that she’s gone and revealed that she doesn’t have anybody as close to her as her shoes? That’s just plain heartbreaking.

Love It or Leave It: The Cover of Lady Gaga’s Latest Single

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Did you honestly think I was going to let an entire weekend pass without talking any smack at all about Lady Gaga? Were you born yesterday?

This is the cover for “You and I,” Gaga’s latest single. If you’re not familiar with that handsome fella pictured, that’s Jo Calderone, her male alter ego, and he is looking rough. Like, severely rough. Like I want to get this man a physical, stat, because something is not right with him. Probably it’s the whack attack inside him.

What are your thoughts, pals?

Who’s Excited for Lady Gaga by Terry Richardson?

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Have you heard about this book? It’s a book of photographs, 350 photographs, to be exact, that Terry Richardson took of Lady Gaga during a magical period in which he followed that crazy bitch around for ten whole months. Are you interested? Well, then let’s let the Lady herself give you a more solid synopsis:

“I didn’t hold anything back from Terry. He was with me every minute, every moment,” Gaga said. “He has photographs of me waking up in the morning, brushing my teeth, in the bathroom, in the bathtub. And the thing about Terry, if you know anything about his photography, is that nothing is staged.”

“What I love so much about Terry is that he thinks everything is so beautiful. I’m always, ‘Oh Terry, get out of here,’ and he’s like, ‘Oh, it’s so beautiful, let me just shoot it,’” she added. “I felt so comfortable with Terry. I love him so much. He’s a really close friend, and I feel honored that he traveled with me.”

“My favorite thing, honestly, is that he loved the fans. He shot the fans the same way he shot me: with no pretense. No ‘Well, she’s put out records and they haven’t.’ None of that. The music was all of ours,” she said. “He would come backstage and he would say, ‘Oh my God, the fans!’ And I’d say, ‘I know what you just photographed.’ And he’d say, ‘Baby, wow!’ And then he’d film me, like, peeing in a cup and, like, ridiculous things.”

Here’s a thought I never thought I’d think: “Wow, it might be kind of neat to see Lady Gaga pee in a cup.” But you know what? I thought it. I kind of love Terry Richardson, that fabulous, fabulous man, and if he followed Gaga around for ten months? I’m sure he shot something that will change the world.

Are any of you guys planning on picking up the book?