Listen, Sex and the City was a great show in its time! It was fantastic, even, and it holds up really well. I could pop in a DVD right now and still enjoy it very much. The first movie was a bit meh, but it was excusable. And it should have ended there, but it didn’t. Then a really bizarrely racist and just terribly written Sex and the City 2 came out and it was like, eh? What is going on? But then surely THAT was the end of it?
I’m afraid some people still think Sex and the City 3 could still be in the cards, and one of those people is none other than Charlotte herself, Kristin Davis. No. Y’all are in your 40s or above now and are all living your lives (the characters, I’m talking about) and no one needs to see you anymore. Your stories are done. What the hell ever happened to going out on a high note?
From Haute Living:
“I don’t think [a third film] is a pipe dream, there is discussion.
“People talk about it amongst the people who are the players, but I don’t know if it will come together. It would be very exciting if it did. I’m going to have a little talk with Cynthia the next time I see her!”
Let’s keep it at discussion level, Kristin. Oh, and side note: Kristin Davis looks as good now as she did 10 years ago!
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So, the SATC premiere was last night in New York City. I didn’t go ’cause I was too busy watching the series finale of 24, but made sure I caught up with the SATC ladies this morning, paying homage to the mostly-fabulous dresses. And damn, some of those dresses — like, really. But then again, what else would you expect from a movie that’s so heavily-rooted in fashion?
I’m probably going to have to go and admit that
Carrie Sarah Jessica Parker was probably the best dressed of the night. There’s just something so viscerally pleasing about chartreuse with grey heels. Stellar. And the night, naturally, was just filled with fashion cameos — Bo Derek showed up looking like … well, looking like she was going to clean a yacht rather than attend a big-name movie premiere. And then there was Petra Nemacova, who looked all of twelve years old, and Michelle Trachtenberg, who appeared rather pissed off that she looked like sausage in torn casing in her dress.
While I thoroughly expected Kim Catrall to look the best of all of the SATC ladies, she totally looked the worst — definitely more like 60 year-old drag-queen that forgot his Spanx at home than the hot, hot woman I’ve come to love since her plastic part on Mannequin.
Oh, and Jennifer Love Hewitt … I totally think you’re an asshat, but you looked pretty damn great last night, I can’t deny.
Check out the photos in the gallery from last night’s events and after party.
Page Six is reporting that, soon after the SatC movie premiered in NYC, both Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon had a little work done.
“Cynthia had a breast augmentation and soon after, Kristin had the varicose veins on her legs removed,” said an insider. “They both made sure they did it on the quietest day of the week.”
The folks at Page Six point out that Kristin Davis usually does wear long hems.
Nixon’s rep denied the surgery, and Davis’ rep had no comment.
“But I’m a recovering alcoholic. I’ve never hid it, but I’ve been sober the whole time I’ve been famous, so it wasn’t like I had to go to rehab publicly. I get sent Cosmos. I never drink them.”
Kristin Davis, on turning down many, many Cosmos during her SATC fame.
Way to go, Kristin!
It must be way freakin’ hard to stay sober while you’re that famous. Congrats on setting a fabulous example! Props to you, girlie!
I guess there are 13 in all. And they’re real.
The photos were taken in 1992 — when Kristin was 27 — by a boyfriend at the time. He got pissed at her and sold the photos to a third party. Then someone else stole them from that third party, and they ended up on the Internet.
This is Kristin, kids, in all her glory.
You can check out the full set of photos here. Even I don’t have the heart to run them all.
And I’ll reiterate the point I make again and again when this happens: DON’T FUCKING DO THIS, GIRLS!!!!! If you want to do something new and exciting with your man, I don’t know, go out and buy a butt plug. But DON’T FUCKING DO THIS!!! EVER!!!
Kristin Davis’s rep went on the record all like “this is not a photo of Kristin Davis. There is no sex tape.”
And maybe there is no sex tape, but I’m starting to think it’s more and more likely that these are, indeed, photos of Kristin Davis.
If you missed the photos, they’re here and here.
You know Sarah Jessica Parker is pissed. The SaTC movie is coming out in two months, and this shit was supposed to be about her, dammit!
Yesterday we posted these shots from the Kristin Davis sex tape. Today another has been released, and it’s even more revealing than the previous two.
Yes, I’m talking pussy, kids.
This one looks less like Kristin than the other two, though.
What do you guys think?
NSFW pics are after the jump.
Update: Images removed upon request.