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Kim Kardashian & Co. Are Modeling For Lipsy Again

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Kim Kardashian just had a baby, so I suppose we’re to be impressed by the return of her ~sexy curves~ as she models – along with sisters Khloe and Kourtney – the new Kardashian Kollection (fuck off) for something called Lipsy. If you want to dress like a Kardashian – and I’m not really sure why you would, but to each her own – then this is for you. It looks like some shit you’d get at Sears, and maybe it is. Terry Richardson did the photo shoot, of course, so there’s that.

Here’s Kim’s quote about this wonderful range of clothing:

“The collection is inspired by the stylish women from around the world that I’ve had the pleasure of meeting. This is for those Lipsy girls who have as much fun with fashion as I do.”

Well, that’s special. If only it didn’t look like something you’d find on the Forever21 sale rack.

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Little Mason Disick Is Jealous of Cousin North West

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Mason Disick, the son of Kourtney Kardashian and money-as-toilet-paper user Scott Disick, is used to being the star of the clan, and he’s not too happy now that Kim and Kanye‘s daughter North has been born, because she’s hogging all the attention!

From People:

“He gets a little jealous because he and Kim were so close. He doesn’t understand because he’s not the big center of attention,” Kourtney said. “I don’t think [Kim] knows what to do; she’s just like, ‘You don’t like me anymore?’ She feels like he … is getting older and changing, and I think she gets confused and doesn’t know how to handle it.  He’s like, ’Why don’t you like me anymore?’ ’cause he sees her with the baby.”

In hopes of alleviating the situation, Kourtney confesses she’s been lathering on the attention for her oldest child.

“I give him so much attention, and he gets so much attention from everyone else that I’m like I don’t even know,” she said.

Kids do get jealous like that, of course, so it’s natural what’s he’s going through, I suppose. I’m surprised he’s not more jealous of Penelope, who’s his own sister, but whatever. Mason is still the cutest, most stylish Kardsahian, hands down (yes, even though he’s not technically a Kardashian).

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Some Dude Says Kardashian Baby Is His!!!

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No, not THAT one. Kourtney Kardashian has a kid named Mason with Nuva Ring supplier Scott Disick. But wait, no so fast, says model Michael Girgenti aka “Premo Stallone.” He’s filed a paternity suit. He’s demanding a paternity test. He’s saying the kid IS my son. Because of all the unprotected vaginal intercourse they had. Some more clinical details from TMZ via Celebitchy:

Michael Girgenti claims in legal docs — filed Thursday and obtained by TMZ — he met Kourtney during a photo shoot in August, 2008 (above). Girgenti says they connected and began a texting relationship for 3 months.

Girgenti says in legal doc things heated up by March, 2009, when Kourtney allegedly told him she and then BF Scott Disick were “on the outs” and “she wanted to hang.”

Girgenti’s suit then describes an alleged sexual encounter in Glendale, where he says they had “unprotected vaginal sex.” He adds, “I ejaculated inside [Kourtney's] vagina.”

Kourtney’s lawyer sent him a letter back basically saying, Screw off. He’s saying, that kid Mason looks nothing like her second child, Penelope, that’s practically proof right there. Here’s a side-by-side comparison Celebitchy made:

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Yeah, I don’t know. This isn’t really evidence, so try again, Fake Stallone.