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0Amber Rose Calls Kim Kardashian A Homewrecker, Claims She Stole Kanye from Her

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My general stance on Amber Rose is “who?” Any time I come across a story about her or some photos, I typically just skip it and go on ahead to the next story. I know, this girl shows her vagina off like it’s a new pair of shoes, and she’s wacky enough to claim that Kanye West saved her life, but I don’t know, I just can’t. I just can’t make myself get interested in this girl.

But you guys, this time, Amber Rose is talking some mad trash about Kim Kardashian, and, in case you haven’t noticed, that’s one of my favorite things to do right now! That’s why I took the time to read this crazy story about how Kim cheated on Reggie Bush with Kanye West, who was dating Amber Rose at the time. It’s a lot, I know, but I think it’s worth it.

“Kim is one of the main reasons why me and Kanye are not together,” Amber exclusively told Star. “She’s a homewrecker!”

According to Amber, she was dating Kanye when he and Kim first hooked up — and Kim was dating NFL star Reggie Bush!

“They were both cheating,” Amber, 28, said.  “They were both cheating on me and Reggie with each other.”

Amber says it was Kim, 31, who instigated the whole affair by calling, texting and sending racy photos of herself to Kanye.

“She was sending pictures, and I was like, ‘Kim, just stop. Don’t be that person,’” but apparently Kim didn’t care enough to respond when Amber emailed her for an explanation.

“I thought at least she’d be woman enough to respond to me.  She never responded.”

Amber slammed Kim for her cheating ways. “It’s very important that us women stick together and we don’t f*ck each other over like that.”

Have you ever wondered how many times Kim Kardashian has heard that in her life?  ”Kim, just stop.  Don’t be that person.”  It paints this really amusing but disturbing picture of Kim as this creepy woman child who just does what she wants without taking time to consider anyone or anything else. Wait …

In other Kardashian news, you remember when I told you about how Kim desperately wanted to be Barbie’s BFF? It turns out that, like most of Kim’s dealings, this attempt at a relationship was all part of a new business venture. See, later this year, we’re all going to be graced with Kourtney, Khloe, and Kim Barbies! Can you believe it?! You can just hop on down to your local retailer and purchase one of these “Dash dolls,” who “will be outfitted in fashions tied into looks you can buy at the Kardashians’ Dash boutiques.” Are you too excited? Because I’m too excited.

January 4, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Emily

1Kim Kardashian Has Some Really Dumb New Year’s Resolutions

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I never bother making New Year’s resolutions. I’m always of the opinion that if there’s something that needs to be done in my life, I’m just going to do it then, you know? Like if I need to change how I’m doing something or if I want to make some new friends or whatever, unless I come to that conclusion on December 31st, I’m going to go ahead and take care of business. I know a lot of people see the new year as a fresh start and all, and I won’t begrudge you that, but these resolutions just aren’t my scene.

You know who is into making New Year’s resolutions though? Kim Kardashian. I know that you and I both could think of a number of things she could aim to do differently this year, but let’s let Kimmy speak first, all right?

From Us Magazine:

The 31-year-old reality star told Us Weekly Saturday at Tao Nightclub in Las Vegas that she’s excited about “moving forward and not looking back.”

“I think a good lesson I learned about myself is to always follow your heart, and I think I’ll never stop doing that,” she said. “[I'm looking forward to] just having a really good 2012 and soaking in all the lessons learned in 2011. That’s it. Simple.”

She also told the magazine that after her divorce, she “took off for two months” and set up shop down at Kris Jenner‘s place until things started to blow over a little. She said that she “didn’t wear a stitch of makeup” for those two months, and that she “really enjoyed that.” That’s perfectly fine, but let’s get back to Kim’s dumb ass plans for 2012.

How do you “move forward and not look back” while “soaking in all the lessons learned in 2011″? How does one possibly do that? I actually took some time to try to come up with some examples of how this is possible, because, after all, I don’t want to believe that Kim Kardashian is this stupid, but I really couldn’t come up with any. I think at this point Kim just says words. She’s the girl, you all know That Girl, who always has something really inspirational and positive and intelligent to say, and she says it so earnestly, but when she’s done, you’re just like “awww, honey, no. Thank you, but no. Reread that story from Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul and try again.”

Meanwhile, I started coming up with some resolutions that I think would benefit Kim greatly. Do you want to hear them? So far, I have “develop a personality that isn’t centered around your ass,” “get some grace,” and “become Amber Portwood’s BFF.” Do you guys have any other ones you’d like to add? Or do you have any resolutions of your own that you’d like to declare? Now’s the time!

January 3, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Emily
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2New BFF Alert: Kim Kardashian and Barbie

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I know that you all know this, but I just want to remind you that Kim Kardashian has had a really rough time this year. She’s seen relationships fall apart, she’s suffered cruelty at the hands of the public. Really, what this girl needs right now is a friend. Like, a Golden Girls level friend. And I think she’s finally found that in Barbie.

On second thought, maybe not. Kim’s trying way too hard, and you can tell Barbie isn’t into it at all. Check out the way Kim tries to make conversation by asking Barbie what Ken got her for Christmas, and how Barbie just ignores it with a “see you next year!” What a callous bitch. And then Kim just lets it happen? Ugh. These aren’t new BFFs, they’re fake bitches. Keep looking, Kim, it’ll happen one day!

December 28, 2011 at 5:30 pm by Emily
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10The Top 5 Douchebags of 2011

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Yup, I spent the last few hours racking my brain over who the most obnoxious, most heinous celebrities were of 2011 and though there were probably, like, eighty-six I could have placed on this list (not including others from previous years that continue their douchebag reign well into the later parts of the decade), I decided on five.

#5 – Doug Hutchison
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I know. I know. Some of you guys probably have a soft little spot in your hearts for Doug Hutchison because he just seems on the outskirts of fame, sometimes brushing shoulders with it, but mostly being cast side-long glances by people who matter because he’s so on the fringe that it’s impossible to pull him into the mainstream. And he’d almost be a sympathetic character if he weren’t f-cking a teenager. Because I don’t care how “young at heart” or “hip” you are; statutory rape is statutory rape, even if it’s consensual statutory rape, and that’s just creepy, yo.

#4 – Michael Lohan
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There’s not really an explanation as to why Michael Lohan’s on this list. He kicks women in the cooter, is King Douchebag of the Lohan Clan, isn’t even tolerated by the most unstable Lohan, and was once married to Dina Lohan. Plus, he sucks at escaping police custody. Please. Doesn’t all of that give him a lifetime membership card to, like, be on this list for the rest of his time on earth?

#3 – Kanye West
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Kanye’s a drama queen. A drama queen who freaks out over projectile pieces of paper and a drama queen who compares himself to Hitler. Kanye thinks he’s God’s gift to politics, women, music, and the economy, and the only ones douchier than Kanye himself are his fans.

Jump in to find out who the top 2 douches of 2011 were!

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December 27, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah

5Happy Holidays from The Skank!

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Is it me, or does this photo just scream “I’m desperate and I’m never, ever going to get another decent-ish guy to sleep with me EVER AGAIN AUGGGGH!” If you’re wondering if that’s a trick question, the answer is “yes.” And “no.” And “does not apply.” And “what the hell does it matter, anyway, because Kim Kardashian is yesterday’s budget, garbage-like Paris Hilton.”

Anyway, this is a photo that Kim Kardashian posted on her Twitter account as a “gift” to her followers. The following Tweet accompanied the trashy photo:

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I’m just so over this bitch, guys. She had me sucked in for a brief period and I’d thought, “Whoa, maybe there is something to this girl; maybe she does have something that a lot of people just aren’t seeing, and maybe she’s going to actually rise above mediocre reality star fame and make a positive move for herself.” But alas, I was wrong. And I’ve been wrong before, and there’s no shame in that. I’d call a moratorium on Kim Kardashian posts on this site from here on forward, but I have a feeling that Kim’s only going to become more and more desperate as the years go by, and really, who wants to miss out on watching that big-assed disaster float by?

December 26, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah
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12Kheck Out the Kardashian’s Klassy Khristmas Kard for Khrist’s Sake, KKKKKKKKK

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Ugh. This is bad. This is so, so bad. This is definitely the worst Christmas card the Kardashians have had so far, and I’d know. We ran almost their entire collection here last year around this time.

So here it is. And for all of you lucky bastards out there who just love 3D, and who’re so rich (like the Kardashians) that you have stupid, senseless things around your house like 3D glasses, the shoot was done in 3D, TOO. You should probably play the lottery tonight, you know. This type of serendipity just doesn’t come along that often.

Me, I’m still trying to figure out the theme here. Is it “Have a Bad Photoshop Christmas”? Is it “Let’s pretend Kourtney has even half the ass that Kim does so happy holidays you bastard”? Is it “Ho! Ho! Ho! How ’bout we make Kris Humphries SOOOO JEALOUS that he missed the Christmas card by a few weeks by making the (cottage) cheese stand alone?” I don’t know. Maybe. My guess is that they were going for Marrakesh “classy” this time, but it never fails to amuse me that they confuse “classy” with “klassy,” and really, how appropriate is that?

Images via Celebuzz

December 19, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Sarah