For some unknown reason, a whopping 10 million people are now following Kendall Jenner on Instagram. I’m assuming about 6 million of those are pre-teens/teenagers, 3.5 million are middle aged perverts looking for tits & ass shots and the other half million are just idiots and/or entertainment bloggers trying to keep on top of the “news”.
In any case, Kendall was pretty thrilled about her milestone, so she posted a video so the social networking site, showing her doing… well, not much of anything. She waves at some “fans” (how can you be a fan of someone who does nothing?), she awkwardly tries to twerk against a wall (please, girl, STOP and never do it again), she stares at herself in a mirror… it’s all very uncomfortable.
See for yourself:
What is the world coming to?
May 21, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer
Kylie and Kendall Jenner and Selena Gomez were friends, until one day someone clearly pissed off someone else and bam, Selena’s accusing the Jenners of being “toxic” friends. But now the Jenners are saying, nope, you got it twisted: Selena is the toxic one.
Here’s the whole mess from In Touch:
Selena Gomez recently cut ties with Kendall and Kylie Jenner—by not only unfollowing them on Instagram, but also deleting the pictures taken with them at Coachella—in an effort to reportedly distance herself from the “toxic” reality stars.
But now the teenagers are getting the last laugh—as they allegedly insist she’s the bad influence on them, and not the other way around!
A source close to the Jenner girls tells TMZ Selena has the story all wrong. Not only has the 21-year-old been to rehab—while the teens allegedly abstain from drugs and alcohol—but the source also says the former Disney Channel star is a “drama-obsessed party girl.”
According to the insider, things became tense at Coachella, where Sel allegedly had a meltdown after accusing Justin Bieber of hitting on other girls. As a result, they all had a falling out.
Ha! I love that she’s described as a “drama-obsessed party girl”, it’s so what I pictured. Personally, I’m on team neither for this one. They’re all so dull and worthless in the grand scope of entertainment. And I can’t take anyone seriously who ever considers Bieber a priority.
April 29, 2014 at 9:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Selena Gomez seemed to be getting pretty pally with Kylie and Kendall Jenner and was seen hanging out with them quite a lot. They even went to Coachella together, which we all know is the one true sign of friendship. Unfortunately, their sisterhood was not to laugh, as Selena erased all her photos with them on Instagram this past week, unfollowed them (and Taylor Swift, so who knows what’s happening there) and is apparently pretty pissed off since Kylie apparently slept with Justin Bieber?
Sources close to Selena tell us, the singer had an epiphany after Coachella last week — where she was surrounded by booze and drugs while hanging with the Jenner girls, Justin Bieber … and all the hangers-on that come with them.
We’re told Selena’s sick of that scene — so she’s decided to cut out what she considers the biggest sources of negativity … Jenner girls included.
Selena made the cut official, and public … by unfollowing Kendall and Kylie on Instagram. She also deleted all her Coachella selfies with the sisters. The Insta-purge continued … with Bieber and a bunch of others getting dropped — and, in fact, she’s currently following ZERO people.
We’re told Selena is determined to stay on the straight and narrow — focusing on music and, get this … going to church almost daily.
Huh, okay. Oh, and about that Kylie/JB affair – here’s what The Sun had to say about it:
“Selena is convinced something has gone on between Justin and Kylie,” an insider tells the British publication, adding that Gomez went “berserk.”
Upon learning of this hook-up, she “called [things] off” with Bieber.
Oh God, until the next one, right? These kids, I swear to God. They’re all an absolute mess. Selena would do well to keep herself in that church!
April 26, 2014 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner have apparently been having sex for a few months now, even though they’ve denied it. They’ve been photographed together quite a few times, spent birthday together, yada yada. Well, in what will be completely and utterly shocking news, they’re no longer doing it and have “split”.
From The Sun (via the Daily Mail)
A source told The Sun: ‘Kendall has been focusing on her modelIing and Harry is preparing for work on the band’s fourth album, as well as their stadium tour.
‘The reality is that with everything they both have going on, it’s impossible to sustain anything serious.’
The pair first started dating in November after meeting in Los Angeles, and then confirmed their romance with a skiing holiday over the Christmas holidays.
Well, I don’t know about you, but I’m devastated. I really thought those two were gonna make it! If Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles can’t make it work, what does that say for the rest of us?! WORST NEWS EVER!!
February 25, 2014 at 5:55 am by Jennifer
It really kinda cracks me up that anyone is supposed to believe that Kendall and Kylie Jenner – teenagers who are more concerned with modeling and Instagram selfies than pretty much anything else in life – got together and sat down to write a Young Adult novel. However, we are indeed supposed to believe that, as the two are releasing Rebels: City of Indra. It’s a dystopian story that THEY DEFINITELY DID NOT WRITE that apparently centers on “two super-powered girls, Lex and Livia, who embark on a journey together, not realizing their biggest danger might be each other”. Yes, that sounds right up their alley!
From E! Online:
“Kylie and I love the creative challenge and are thrilled to have been given the opportunity to share this story,” Kendall said, while her sister added, “We can’t wait to share these characters and the world we created with readers everywhere. We are so excited!”
Karen Hunter, publisher of Karen Hunter Publishing, adds, “The story that Kendall and Kylie crafted is a thrill ride—one that their fans and fans of this genre won’t be able to put down.”
This piece of shit is coming out on June 6 – though actually, I’m probably being a bit hasty on my judgments. Given that this will have been ghostwritten, I bet it’ll actually be pretty good. I’m all about dystopian YA, but I think the fact that these two have been able to pay their way to calling themselves “authors” when I guarantee you they did nothing but sign a contract for the actual writer to execute this story kinda makes me want to stay far, far away.
February 19, 2014 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
It’s time for the annual Kardashian family Christmas card, and it’s just as weird as ever. There’s absolutely nothing about this picture that says ‘Christmas’ – no trees, no garland, nothing but old gossip magazines, dollar signs and Bruce‘s swimming awards in a case. I’m not sure what the point is of this David LaChappelle shoot, but it certainly isn’t anything to get you in the holiday spirit.
Up close photos (if you dare) are below: