They say when you have multiple children that you should (and usually do) love them all equally, though in different ways. I imagine this unspoken rule is null and void, though when one of your kids puts out a sex tape that puts your entire family on the map and manages to pull in more money for you in a week than your other kids do in a year, combined. Such is the case with Kris Jenner and her brood – Khloe, Kim, Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie… and Rob. We like to forget about Rob whenever we can.
Khloe Kardashian appears on the cover of the new issue of Cosmopolitan, and her interview is… vaguely depressing. It’s probably meant to be enlightening, but it’s pretty obvious that momager Kris favours Kim over the other girls. You gotta treat your cash cow right, don’t you?
“I’d never manage my kids. We gang up on Mom and that has to be so hard. Now I’m getting older I feel sorry for her rather than resent her.
“[Once my mom told me] I was gaining weight, but she was talking to me as a manager, like I was ruining a brand deal. It’s hard to understand that and it’s more hurtful when it’s coming from my mom, but Kim is definitely her favorite.
“It doesn’t bother me. They’re so similar – they could be the same person.”
I know it seems like she doth protest too much (and seriously, who WOULDN’T care if your siblings were favoured over you?), but maybe since it’s Kris, Khloe is being honest here. After all, the most attention Kris has ever given her was when she was begging her to take a DNA test to find out whether or not she was actually a Kardashian or a by-product of her old ass affair. This whole family just needs to stop.
May 1, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
Kendall “I Am Not A Kardashian” Jenner has some high aspirations — she’s like to be one of those fancy Victoria’s Secret models.
She told E News (via Glamour UK),
It’s always been kind of a dream of mine… It’s something I’d love to do.
That’s interesting. When I was her age my dream was to get over my fear of driving and to get my driver’s license but whatever. I’m sure she could do it. She’s a beautiful girl. And really, how hard could it be? Are we all forgetting that Victoria’s Secret is, at the end of the day, a freakin’ underwear catalog? I guess it’s a great launchpad though if you play your cards right. Like, hi Miranda Kerr and Heidi Klum. Of course it might get in the way of her wanting to be a normal teenager, but let’s be real, that is never, ever going to happen. There’s no way she actually wants to be a normal teenager and have to do what normal teenagers do.
I’ll support anyone who wants to distance themselves from the Kardashians, so you, go Kendall! 4 for you Kend Coco!
April 12, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Kendall Jenner has already made it clear that she’s got no interest in being a Kardashian, but with Kris Jenner as her mother and Kim, Kourtney and Khloe as sisters, there’s no way for her to avoid the celebrity ho stroll. Tant pis for Kendall, who is glad she’s filthy rich and all but wishes she could just be a normal kid sometimes.
“The show brought us everything I have, and I realize that, but sometimes I just want to be left alone and be a normal kid for, like, five minutes. That’s tough when the paparazzi are chasing you.”
Well, yeah. It’s also tough when you’re starring in a reality show, trying to have an adult modeling career, are doing interview with Cosmopolitan, etc. It’s a shame that she and Kylie are always going to be stuck trying to catch up with her older sisters, who were at least slightly younger when Kris threw them into the spotlight and forced them to sell themselves to the media for whatever cash they could get. At the same time, it’s all these kids have ever known so I think Kendall is probably talking out of her ass, unfortunately.
More pics from Kendall’s shoot with Cosmopolitan below…
April 4, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
Kylie and Kendall Jenner are already nearly as insufferable as their older sisters, probably because Kris Jenner put them out on the ho stroll a few years earlier than Kim, Kourtney and Khloe. However, while they love their siblings (I guess?), they aren’t krazy about being part of the Kardashian Klan and are quite happy being Bruce Jenner’s daughters, thanks very much.
Glamour: We have to ask: Do you ever think about the fact that your last name isn’t Kardashian?
Kendall: We’re full-throttle Jenners! We don’t have any desire to be Kardashians.
Kylie: All that matters is that we’re a family.
I wonder what it means to be “full-throttle Jenner” – it sounds sort of mysterious and slightly illegal. The girls also discussed what life in the spotlight is like, and while they realise the endless parade of reality shows they’ve appeared in have given them a lot of what they have, it’s not always such a good thing:
Glamour: Your family leads such a public life. Is that a good thing?
Kylie: Our family is closer because of the show. And when we are older, we’ ll have the memories on tape. If some of those moments hadn’t been filmed, I wouldn’t remember them!
Kendall: We appreciate everything that we have, but we don’t remember what it’s like to be normal kids who aren’t harassed by the paparazzi. I hate that. We’re underage girls. I don’t want to be followed by random men I don’t know. It can also be hard to deal with other kids who are jealous or mean. I can’t post a picture on Instagram without being criticized.
Kylie: No one really knows what we are like. People read about us on Twitter, but they don’t know what we do all day long. We don’t really have privacy, but we have an aspect that people don’t know about.
Yeah, I’m sure the water runs deep there, ladies. Get those Mensa applications filled out, stat.
February 6, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Jennifer
Because we all know that it’s not Christmastime until we see how the Kardashians and the Jenners decided to come together for their annual Christmas card.
There’s a couple of interesting things here, I guess. Obviously, Kanye isn’t there, which is extremely upsetting, and also surprising. Don’t they realize how much more press they would get with this is he was on there? There’s not any trouble in Kimye paradise, is there? Heaven forbid Kim lose the latest love of her life, especially when she’s still married to her last one. Can you even imagine?
I guess the only other interesting thing is how much people care about these cards every year. When I was trying to find the best version of this photo, I found dozens and dozens of other blogs and news sites that already got the tip last night, and I don’t get it. And you know I’m not trying to do a big “why do people care about celebrities?” thing, or even a “why do people care about the Kardashians?” thing. People care about them because it’s fun to gossip, duh. But I don’t get why people care so much about these Christmas cards specifically. Is it just so we can speculate about Kim’s love life? Or to see what Bruce Jenner‘s face is up to? Because I can understand that. But otherwise, what’s the appeal?
It’s not Kim’s stupid greased back hair, that’s for sure.
December 18, 2012 at 4:30 am by Emily
I know it’s hard to remember, what with the constant fame whoring of her older daughters, but Kris Jenner is still the mother of two teenage girls. Kendall Jenner is 16, and little Kylie is 15. Earlier this year, Kris pulled them out of high school so they could get started on making some real money (that actually happened – they both model now, and they’re “homeschooled”), and now, she’s been reported for abuse.
The Los Angeles County of Department of Children and Family Services and cops made a welfare check to Bruce and Kris Jenner’s Calabasas mansion after someone made an anonymous call alleging that their daughters, Kendall and Kylie were in distress, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
“On Friday several sheriff’s deputies from the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department Lost Hills station and social workers from the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services made an unexpected visit to Bruce and Kris Jenner’s house after someone made an anonymous call that their daughters were in danger and in distress,” a law enforcement source told RadarOnline.comexclusively.
“Social workers met with the girls individually and determined that they were fine but out of an abundance of caution, cops and social workers will be making another visit to the house Monday afternoon before they officially close the case. Under California law, anytime a call is made to DCFS alleging that a minor is in danger, whether of physical or emotional abuse, it must be investigated.”
There’s no word yet on how yesterday’s visit went, but you know nothing happened, because Kendall and Kylie aren’t being abused. They’re being pimped: subtle difference.