It really kinda cracks me up that anyone is supposed to believe that Kendall and Kylie Jenner – teenagers who are more concerned with modeling and Instagram selfies than pretty much anything else in life – got together and sat down to write a Young Adult novel. However, we are indeed supposed to believe that, as the two are releasing Rebels: City of Indra. It’s a dystopian story that THEY DEFINITELY DID NOT WRITE that apparently centers on “two super-powered girls, Lex and Livia, who embark on a journey together, not realizing their biggest danger might be each other”. Yes, that sounds right up their alley!
From E! Online:
“Kylie and I love the creative challenge and are thrilled to have been given the opportunity to share this story,” Kendall said, while her sister added, “We can’t wait to share these characters and the world we created with readers everywhere. We are so excited!”
Karen Hunter, publisher of Karen Hunter Publishing, adds, “The story that Kendall and Kylie crafted is a thrill ride—one that their fans and fans of this genre won’t be able to put down.”
This piece of shit is coming out on June 6 – though actually, I’m probably being a bit hasty on my judgments. Given that this will have been ghostwritten, I bet it’ll actually be pretty good. I’m all about dystopian YA, but I think the fact that these two have been able to pay their way to calling themselves “authors” when I guarantee you they did nothing but sign a contract for the actual writer to execute this story kinda makes me want to stay far, far away.
February 19, 2014 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
It’s time for the annual Kardashian family Christmas card, and it’s just as weird as ever. There’s absolutely nothing about this picture that says ‘Christmas’ – no trees, no garland, nothing but old gossip magazines, dollar signs and Bruce‘s swimming awards in a case. I’m not sure what the point is of this David LaChappelle shoot, but it certainly isn’t anything to get you in the holiday spirit.
Up close photos (if you dare) are below:
December 2, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles were photographed out and about together last week, immediately setting off rumours that they’re romantically involved. If that’s supposed to mean they’re in a relationship, I doubt that’s the case, but there’s a 99.999% chance they’re at the very least fucking, though both are playing coy about it right now.
Harry was questioned about Kendall by Piers Morgan (ew, go away) and here’s what he had to say about it (via DS):
“I mean, we went out for dinner, but no, I guess,” Styles replied when asked if he was dating Jenner.
Morgan continued to press Styles on the issue, asking if the singer could see a romantic future with Jenner.
“Dunno,” Styles answered, before insisting: “Yeah, let’s move on, shall we?”
Right, so… you’re sleeping with her but maybe you told her that you might see where things go/she could call you her boyfriend or something even though you didn’t mean it. Or maybe it started off as sex between two hideously rich people and now you catch yourself having something resembling real human feelings.
As for Kendall, here’s what she told E! News:
“I haven’t met them all. But the few I’ve met are amazing. They’re really, really nice guys.”
That’s right, Kendall. Play it cool, play it cool. Harry Styles is one of the biggest stars in the most famous boy bands in the world and he has all those totally awesome tattoos. Wouldn’t want to mess that up, would we?
November 25, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
Kendall Jenner recently turned 18, so it stands to reason that she’d follow in the footsteps of her older sister Kim and start flashing her tits everywhere. There’s no shade on my part there – they can all do what they’d like and she is technically an adult now – but there is a LOT of shade online now that she’s gone and posted a photo of herself wearing a see-through shirt on Instagram and you can see her boobs underneath, nipples and all.
Is it a mess that literally the girl only turned 18 a few weeks ago and she’s already doing semi-nude photo shoots? Sure. But she’s also been modeling in skimpy bikinis since she was about 14, and given her family’s history and claim to fame (because let’s be honest, no one would give a shit about a single Kardashian if Kim’s sex tape didn’t put her in the spotlight – it was a dream come true for them), why is anyone surprised? Kylie will do the same thing when she turns 18 – she’s already started on that path now. That’s what this is family does, so the sooner we all deal with it, the better our sanity will fare.
November 20, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
If you sit back and think about the fact that Kendall and Kylie Jenner are part of the Kardashian clan, then the answer becomes pretty obvious: OF COURSE they’ve been partying. Last week, they went to Vignette Lounge in downtown Los Angeles, a 21-and-over sex club that they got into by presenting fake IDs and going with Scott Disick, which is a little creepy. Scott taking the equivalent of his teenage sister-in-laws to a sex club is the creepy part, that is.
There’s no doubt that these two were at this club, but there’s a bit of a disparity in the stories of how they got there. Did they give fake IDs because they weren’t recognised or did the bouncer know exactly who they are and let them in because of it without asking for proof of age?
This squarely contradicts the manager of Vignette lounge, who says the girls — ages 16 and 17 — ABSOLUTELY presented fake IDs at the door.
The Jenner sources say the doorman recognized the 2 girls … he knew exactly who they were … and let them in without asking anything about proof of age.
The Jenner sources also say the girls had no idea the club was 21 and older. The sources could not explain how Scott Disick and Khloe Kardashian — who escorted Kendall and Kylie into the club — could possibly have no idea the girls weren’t old enough to legally get in.
The sources were also mum on the photo of Kendall and Kylie — looking wasted as they sat in the back seat of their SUV as they left the club just before 2 AM.
Oh, man. What a mess – mini Kims, the both of them.
October 21, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Though summer’s technically not over, I think it’s time to take a look back at everything that happened these summer months. There was a LOT. What do you think was the most shocking? The most WTF? The best fashion moment? Let’s vote!
In case you need a refresher, here are some links to these stories: (more…)