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Kris Jenner thinks Kendall looks good topless

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In today’s edition of “Why Won’t Kris Jenner Just Shut Up?”, everyone’s (least) favourite momager did an interview with the Huffington Post in which she discussed her glee over 18-year-old daughter Kendall‘s numerous topless shoots and encouraged others to appreciate how “great” she looks with no clothes on. Classic Kris!

“She’s a model and that’s really her profession. And she’s really good at what she does, and she’s just come off of a great fashion week.”

Kendall had no problem with the shoot either, Kris said, as topless shoots “come with the territory” of modeling and the 18-year-old “just wants to do a good job.”

The proud mom thinks her daughter’s model-esque proportions made the shoot particularly refined.

“She has like, the perfect body, especially one that wants to be in the modeling business,” she said. “I don’t know, I got a lot of curves and I couldn’t pull that off. But she always looks remarkable.”

But it’s Kendall’s character for which she’s most grateful.

“She’s got such a good heart, and she’s such a good kid,” she affirmed. “And she’s really so happy in her own skin. She’s not shy — it doesn’t bother her.”

Yeah, and it doesn’t bother you either because you’re used to getting attention for your daughters via them getting naked, right? First Kim’s sex tape, now this? I’ve got no problem with anyone getting naked, doing naked photo shoots, doing sex tapes, whatever – but the way this family relies on it as the ONLY interesting thing about themselves is just sad. Also, sure, your parents can be fine about you doing topless shoots or whatever because it IS part of the job – but to be publicly so ecstatic about it? Ay carumba.

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Kris Jenner cried herself to sleep when Kendall moved out

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Kendall and Kylie Jenner are busy promoting “their” book, Rebels: City of Indra: The Story of Lex and Livia (the fuck is with that title?), so of course the topic of Kendall’s recent purchase of a sprawling new mansion of an apartment came up. Turns out momager Kris wasn’t too happy with her daughter leaving the next and apparently “cried herself to sleep” over it. Just like she did over Kim’s sex tape leaking, eh?

From Live! with Kelly and Michael (via US Weekly):

Kendall…  said her mom “definitely came up to me and told me she cried herself to sleep a couple of nights.”

The Vogue model added, in true momager form, Kris wanted to help with everything. “When it actually happened — last week I moved in — and she literally did everything, like helped moving me in and stuff and she’s like, ‘I got it. I got it,’” Kendall revealed, adding, “And I was like, ‘But this is my first place, I want to be able to do it.’”

Ay carumba. I suppose it’ll be harder to micromanage Kendall’s career if she’s not under Kris’ thumb. Then again, it might force Kris to have more time to live her own life rather than trying to live vicariously through her daughters. Still, she has Kylie at home, so she’ll be the next out on the stroll (though she’s already made a valiant start).

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Kendall Jenner is a Very Serious Model

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Kendall Jenner is actually trying to “do” something by… doing what she does best and what everyone else in her family does for money: stand in front of a camera and have her photo taken. Of course, what Kendall’s doing is more respectable (right?) because she’s a Serious Model. She even made her Serious Model debut in the June/July issue of Vogue Paris!

I dunno, I guess she’s alright. I don’t know much about modeling (thank God) but she seems to fit in well enough, and at least she’s doing that instead of… I don’t know, just standing there doing nothing like the rest of her family seems to do often enough. I just keep thinking of that episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians when Kim went with Kendall to New York to look into modeling stuff and set up this meeting with a runway coach, and Kendall thought it was a joke and wanted to leave early.

What do you think? Is Kendall Jenner a good model?

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Kendall Jenner will twerk for Instagram followers

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For some unknown reason, a whopping 10 million people are now following Kendall Jenner on Instagram. I’m assuming about 6 million of those are pre-teens/teenagers, 3.5 million are middle aged perverts looking for tits & ass shots and the other half million are just idiots and/or entertainment bloggers trying to keep on top of the “news”.

In any case, Kendall was pretty thrilled about her milestone, so she posted a video so the social networking site, showing her doing… well, not much of anything. She waves at some “fans” (how can you be a fan of someone who does nothing?), she awkwardly tries to twerk against a wall (please, girl, STOP and never do it again), she stares at herself in a mirror… it’s all very uncomfortable.

See for yourself:

What is the world coming to?

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Jenners Claim Selena Gomez Is The Toxic One

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Kylie and Kendall Jenner and Selena Gomez were friends, until one day someone clearly pissed off someone else and bam, Selena’s accusing the Jenners of being “toxic” friendsBut now the Jenners are saying, nope, you got it twisted: Selena is the toxic one.

Here’s the whole mess from In Touch:

Selena Gomez recently cut ties with Kendall and Kylie Jenner—by not only unfollowing them on Instagram, but also deleting the pictures taken with them at Coachella—in an effort to reportedly distance herself from the “toxic” reality stars.

But now the teenagers are getting the last laugh—as they allegedly insist she’s the bad influence on them, and not the other way around!

A source close to the Jenner girls tells TMZ Selena has the story all wrong. Not only has the 21-year-old been to rehab—while the teens allegedly abstain from drugs and alcohol—but the source also says the former Disney Channel star is a “drama-obsessed party girl.”

According to the insider, things became tense at Coachella, where Sel allegedly had a meltdown after accusing Justin Bieber of hitting on other girls. As a result, they all had a falling out.

Ha! I love that she’s described as a “drama-obsessed party girl”, it’s so what I pictured. Personally, I’m on team neither for this one. They’re all so dull and worthless in the grand scope of entertainment. And I can’t take anyone seriously who ever considers Bieber a priority.

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Selena Gomez has dumped the “toxic” Jenners as friends

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Selena Gomez seemed to be getting pretty pally with Kylie and Kendall Jenner and was seen hanging out with them quite a lot. They even went to Coachella together, which we all know is the one true sign of friendship. Unfortunately, their sisterhood was not to laugh, as Selena erased all her photos with them on Instagram this past week, unfollowed them (and Taylor Swift, so who knows what’s happening there) and is apparently pretty pissed off since Kylie apparently slept with Justin Bieber?

From TMZ:

Sources close to Selena tell us, the singer had an epiphany after Coachella last week — where she was surrounded by booze and drugs while hanging with the Jenner girls, Justin Bieber … and all the hangers-on that come with them.

We’re told Selena’s sick of that scene — so she’s decided to cut out what she considers the biggest sources of negativity … Jenner girls included.

Selena made the cut official, and public … by unfollowing Kendall and Kylie on Instagram. She also deleted all her Coachella selfies with the sisters. The Insta-purge continued … with Bieber and a bunch of others getting dropped — and, in fact, she’s currently following ZERO people.

We’re told Selena is determined to stay on the straight and narrow — focusing on music and, get this … going to church almost daily.

Huh, okay. Oh, and about that Kylie/JB affair – here’s what The Sun had to say about it:

“Selena is convinced something has gone on between Justin and Kylie,” an insider tells the British publication, adding that Gomez went “berserk.”

Upon learning of this hook-up, she “called [things] off” with Bieber.

Oh God, until the next one, right? These kids, I swear to God. They’re all an absolute mess. Selena would do well to keep herself in that church!

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Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner Have Stopped Having Sex For Now

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Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner have apparently been having sex for a few months now, even though they’ve denied it. They’ve been photographed together quite a few times, spent birthday together, yada yada. Well, in what will be completely and utterly shocking news, they’re no longer doing it and have “split”.

From The Sun (via the Daily Mail)

A source told The Sun: ‘Kendall has been focusing on her modelIing and Harry is preparing for work on the band’s fourth album, as well as their stadium tour.

‘The reality is that with everything they both have going on, it’s impossible to sustain anything serious.’

The pair first started dating in November after meeting in Los Angeles, and then confirmed their romance with a skiing holiday over the Christmas holidays.

Well, I don’t know about you, but I’m devastated. I really thought those two were gonna make it! If Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles can’t make it work, what does that say for the rest of us?! WORST NEWS EVER!!

And… scene.

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