Someone apparently felt like Kris Jenner‘s Instagram account was worth hacking, as s/he did so yesterday and began posting messages that aren’t even halfway believable as being from the industry’s most neurotic momager. The first message claimed that she was only pretending to like her new son-in-law Kanye West so that Kim could continue to profit. The second was a diss on Khloe‘s new boyfriend French Montana (and a reference to his ex-girlfriend Trina) and the third was her claiming that her PR people would deny that she really wrote that message to begin with.
Have a look…
I mean, I guess if that’s how you wanna spend your time, it’s whatever, but… I dunno, just seems a little over-the-top to me. As if anyone is seriously going to think Kris Jenner is going to publicly admit how fucked up her family is? I don’t think so.
June 11, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Kris Jenner is one of the most desperate women alive today – desperate for attention, desperate for fame, desperate for youth, desperate for her daughters’ lives… you name it, she is clawing for it. That’s why she stopped by the TODAY show to chat to Kathie Lee and Hoda Kotb on Thursday to gush about Kim & Kanye‘s magical wedding, complete with Andrea Bocelli performance.
The momager, 58, gushed that her second-eldest daughter’s Florentine nuptials were “so beautiful and magical…it was just a love fest.” In fact, Jenner added, “It was the most wonderful time I think I’ve ever had and it’s hard to explain that to somebody in words.”
Her favorite moment from the wedding? When “Kim thought she was walking down the aisle to a recording of Andrea Bocelli singing,” she explains, “And … all of a sudden she looks over and sees Andrea Bocelli standing there singing … and she looks up and she actually like screamed … it was so cute.”
Kris also wants everyone to know just how ~glamourous~ her hectic lifestyle is, with various members of her family jetting here and there 24/7:
“Yesterday morning I was walking out the door to catch a plane at 4 o’clock in the morning and Kanye was rolling in [through the door at the same time] from New York and I’m like, ‘I can’t keep track!’”
What exactly do you need to keep track of? When Kanye – who is your son-in-law, not your husband or your infant – is coming home? Not buying the Kardashian/Jenner lifestyle as anything worthwhile. It all just seems a bit sad, to me. As for Rob, she just said that everyone is praying for him to get his life together and called him “a great human being”. In other words, he’s a cheeseburger away from being banished from the family.
June 6, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West exchanged vows in an extravagant ceremony late last month and they decided to head to – of all places – Ireland for a short honeymoon. It must’ve been Kanye who chose the location, because apparently Kim was miserable the entire time and really hated being away from the glamour of mainland Europe.
From The Daily Mail (so grain of salt, obvs):
It seems that the pair’s trip to Ireland may have gone awry, as sources say they were seldom seen smiling or showing any signs of affection.
Insiders claim the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star was disappointed by her new husband’s idea of the perfect honeymoon in rainy, Ireland and was hoping for a more glam holiday to match her fabulous Italian wedding and chic pre-wedding festivities in France.
Kim was allegedly so bored during the couple’s five-night stay that she begged Kanye to leave early, even skipping a pre-planned, one day stop in Dublin.
‘I’ve already seen Dublin,’ she moaned. ‘Can’t we just fly back to the continent!?’
Kim reportedly fell in love with Ireland in 2012, when the Chicago-native was on tour, and even flew in to surprise him for his 35th birthday.
So the Bound 2 hitmaker thought he had made a romantic gesture by planning the trip there and was additionally encouraged by Kim’s mum Kris Jenner, who honeymooned there with Bruce Jenner in 1991.
Jesus, what a misery guts. Sure, I don’t think “romance” when I think of Ireland, but I bet it’s gorgeous there, and the history that Kris and Bruce were there must have meant something, no? What’s the matter, Kim – not enough paparazzi for you in Dublin?
June 2, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Jennifer
You’d think Lana Del Rey could have made some serious bank performing at Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s wedding last weekend, but you’d be wrong. In fact, Kimye offered to pay her exactly nothing and she was expected to be grateful for it. Oddly enough… she kinda was.
TMZ caught up with her to ask her how much it would cost them to have her sing at the cameraman’s wedding, and her answer was pretty hilarious:
In case you can’t watch that, Lana says that she’d do the camera guy’s wedding for free, just like she did Kim and Kanye’s. She adds that she’d never let a friend pay her to perform at their wedding. Wow, they really have her brainwashed, eh? She actually thinks they’re her friends? Lord almighty.
May 29, 2014 at 6:00 pm by Jennifer
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West tied the knot last weekend in a rather lavish multi-day ceremony, and we’ve been promised wedding pics since. Well, they’re here now… and they’re actually pretty adorable! I hate to say it, but it’s true.
Maybe I’m having a nice day or something, but these two might actually make it! After all, they can afford a house big enough to contain both of their egos, and they both love themselves as much as they love each other, so maybe it truly is a match made in heaven. Either way, at least they got some cute pictures out of it.
May 27, 2014 at 10:52 am by Jennifer
Lana Del Rey performed three songs at Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s wedding. Well, not exactly their wedding – actually the pre-wedding dinner, but who’s counting? She did a nice rendition of ‘Young and Beautiful’ (of course), kicked it up a notch with a little ‘Summertime Sadness’ (not that amazing radio remix that’s always on, unfortunately) and did another song no one seems sure about. And she got to meet the Kardashians/Jenners! Now that’s what I call a good time – and an invite you just don’t turn down.
More photos behind the cut!