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Kim Kardashian is apparently the “most important person on the internet”

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Half the time, I don’t even know what it is that’s coming out of Kanye West‘s mouth. It’s just a bunch of bullshit gibberish that means nothing and yet still somehow manages to shock and offend people. His latest foray into insanity is his revelation at the Cannes Lions International Festival of Creativity on Monday was claiming that a) Annie Leibovitz is “scared of celebrity”, b) that Kim Kardashian is the most important person on the Internet and c) that she was distraught over how the flower wall behind them in their wedding photo was all the wrong colour or whatever the fuck.

From The New York Post:

“Let me tell you something about that kiss photo that my girl put up … this was pissing my girl off during the honeymoon, she was exhausted because we worked on the photo so much because Annie Leibovitz pulled out right before the wedding. I think that she was, like, scared of the idea of celebrity.”

“Because Annie pulled out, I was like, ‘Okay, I still want my wedding photos to look like Annie Leibovitz,’ and we sat there and worked on that photo for, like, four days because the flowers were off-color.

“Can you imagine telling someone who wants to just Instagram a photo, who’s the No. 1 person on Instagram, ‘We need to work on the color of the flower wall,’ or the idea that it’s a Givenchy dress, and it’s not about the name Givenchy, it’s about the talent that is Riccardo Tisci — and how important Kim is to the Internet.

“And the fact the No. 1 most-liked photo [on Instagram] has a kind of aesthetic was a win for what the mission is, which is raising the palette.

“It was a long time,” he added — drawing laughs from the audience, before later adding, “Why did Annie Leibovitz pull out one day before the wedding?”

I’ve never liked Annie Leibovitz more, to be honest. Also, she’s made a living out of shooting celebs, so… what Kanye is saying makes literally zero sense. Maybe she just didn’t want to be part of your bullshit spectacle?

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Where does the time go? North West is already a year old!

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Little North West, daughter of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, celebrated her first birthday on Sunday, which blows my mind because seriously, I feel like she was only born 2 or 3 months ago. Where does the time go?

Her birthday happened to fall on Father’s Day, and Kim posted the above photo of Daddy and baby on her Instagram page yesterday that is way too cute – and that’s coming from someone who really cannot be bothered with anyone in this family.

Here’s her caption:

This is what life is about! Our baby girl turned 1 today! We played so hard they passed out while we were watching the game! Happy Father’s Day to the best daddy in the world! The way you love our daughter and protect her makes me filled with so much love! #BestDayEver #Twins #HappyFathersDay #HappyBirthday

Cute. They even went out and about for the day, just so the paparazzi could get some nice, clear pictures of the family. Again, I like to be fair and impartial, so I gotta say, Kimmycakes is looking chic and sleek in these photos. Get it, girl… and then quickly go away again.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are on their “real” honeymoon now

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married less than a month ago and have taken approximately 19 vacations since then, but none of them were the “real” honeymoon. They toured Ireland and the UK, they spent a few weeks around mainland Europe, but it was all just foreplay for the actual honeymoon getaway, which is apparently being held in Mexico.

From People:

Less than two weeks after they returned from an Irish getaway following their lavish nuptials, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are vacationing in Punta Mita, Mexico, to celebrate the rapper’s birthday.

“They’re staying in a private house on the beach,” says a source, noting that the town is a favorite spot for all the Kardashians.

In between margaritas, sunbathing and toasting West, who turned 37 on Sunday, the newlyweds will have plenty of time for reliving favorite moments from their big day.

To be honest, I’m shocked Kim would lower herself enough to go to Mexico – you would think it wouldn’t be glamorous enough and meet her high standards. Blah.

Anyhow, must be nice to live a life in which all you do is vacation. Literally, her actually non-vacation life is a vacation. The girl does nothing but take selfies and film a reality show… what’s there to need an escape from?

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Kris Jenner’s Instagram got hacked, claimed to hate Kanye West

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Someone apparently felt like Kris Jenner‘s Instagram account was worth hacking, as s/he did so yesterday and began posting messages that aren’t even halfway believable as being from the industry’s most neurotic momager. The first message claimed that she was only pretending to like her new son-in-law Kanye West so that Kim could continue to profit. The second was a diss on Khloe‘s new boyfriend French Montana (and a reference to his ex-girlfriend Trina) and the third was her claiming that her PR people would deny that she really wrote that message to begin with.

Have a look…

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I mean, I guess if that’s how you wanna spend your time, it’s whatever, but… I dunno, just seems a little over-the-top to me. As if anyone is seriously going to think Kris Jenner is going to publicly admit how fucked up her family is? I don’t think so.

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Kris Jenner won’t stop running her mouth about Kim and Kanye’s wedding

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Kris Jenner is one of the most desperate women alive today – desperate for attention, desperate for fame, desperate for youth, desperate for her daughters’ lives… you name it, she is clawing for it. That’s why she stopped by the TODAY show to chat to Kathie Lee and Hoda Kotb on Thursday to gush about Kim & Kanye‘s magical wedding, complete with Andrea Bocelli performance.

The momager, 58, gushed that her second-eldest daughter’s Florentine nuptials were “so beautiful and magical…it was just a love fest.” In fact, Jenner added, “It was the most wonderful time I think I’ve ever had and it’s hard to explain that to somebody in words.”

Her favorite moment from the wedding? When “Kim thought she was walking down the aisle to a recording of Andrea Bocelli singing,” she explains, “And … all of a sudden she looks over and sees Andrea Bocelli standing there singing … and she looks up and she actually like screamed … it was so cute.”

Kris also wants everyone to know just how ~glamourous~ her hectic lifestyle is, with various members of her family jetting here and there 24/7:

“Yesterday morning I was walking out the door to catch a plane at 4 o’clock in the morning and Kanye was rolling in [through the door at the same time] from New York and I’m like, ‘I can’t keep track!’”

What exactly do you need to keep track of? When Kanye – who is your son-in-law, not your husband or your infant – is coming home? Not buying the Kardashian/Jenner lifestyle as anything worthwhile. It all just seems a bit sad, to me. As for Rob, she just said that everyone is praying for him to get his life together and called him “a great human being”. In other words, he’s a cheeseburger away from being banished from the family.

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Kim Kardashian hated her Irish honeymoon

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West exchanged vows in an extravagant ceremony late last month and they decided to head to – of all places – Ireland for a short honeymoon. It must’ve been Kanye who chose the location, because apparently Kim was miserable the entire time and really hated being away from the glamour of mainland Europe.

From The Daily Mail (so grain of salt, obvs):

It seems that the pair’s trip to Ireland may have gone awry, as sources say they were seldom seen smiling or showing any signs of affection.

Insiders claim the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star was disappointed by her new husband’s idea of the perfect honeymoon in rainy, Ireland and was hoping for a more glam holiday to match her fabulous Italian wedding and chic pre-wedding festivities in France.

Kim was allegedly so bored during the couple’s five-night stay that she begged Kanye to leave early, even skipping a pre-planned, one day stop in Dublin.

‘I’ve already seen Dublin,’ she moaned. ‘Can’t we just fly back to the continent!?’

Kim reportedly fell in love with Ireland in 2012, when the Chicago-native was on tour, and even flew in to surprise him for his 35th birthday.

So the Bound 2 hitmaker thought he had made a romantic gesture by planning the trip there and was additionally encouraged by Kim’s mum Kris Jenner, who honeymooned there with Bruce Jenner in 1991.

Jesus, what a misery guts. Sure, I don’t think “romance” when I think of Ireland, but I bet it’s gorgeous there, and the history that Kris and Bruce were there must have meant something, no? What’s the matter, Kim – not enough paparazzi for you in Dublin?

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Lana Del Rey sang at Kimye’s wedding for free

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You’d think Lana Del Rey could have made some serious bank performing at Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s wedding last weekend, but you’d be wrong. In fact, Kimye offered to pay her exactly nothing and she was expected to be grateful for it. Oddly enough… she kinda was.

TMZ caught up with her to ask her how much it would cost them to have her sing at the cameraman’s wedding, and her answer was pretty hilarious:

In case you can’t watch that, Lana says that she’d do the camera guy’s wedding for free, just like she did Kim and Kanye’s. She adds that she’d never let a friend pay her to perform at their wedding. Wow, they really have her brainwashed, eh? She actually thinks they’re her friends? Lord almighty.

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