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Martha Stewart Interviews Justin Bieber & It’s So Boring

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You would think Martha Stewart interviewing Justin Bieber would be even moderately interesting, but I’m sorry to inform you that you’d be wrong in that thinking. In the new issue of Interview, Martha managed to ask the most bland questions, while Justin’s answers to those questions were so snooze-worthy that I literally had to keep my eyes from fluttering closed as I tried to read them. Instead of tackling any hard-hitting questions, instead we got to hear about how Justin graduated high school with a 4.0 GPA (RECEIPTS???), how much “fun” he had at the Met Ball, and how he met his manager with the idiot name, Scooter Braun. YAWN.

On his Comedy Central roast:

STEWART: Did you feel uncomfortable at any point during the roast?

BIEBER: Oh, of course. But, overall, it was fun because I knew a lot of the people on the panel. It was all in good fun.

On his career:

STEWART: When did you know it was music that was going to be your thing?

BIEBER: Honestly, it was never something that I was going to do for a living. At 13 you’re not even thinking about that, you know? I was just playing for fun and uploading videos on YouTube because I wanted to show my family. That’s when Scooter found me.

On Scooter being a stalker:

STEWART: And how did Scooter contact you?

BIEBER: He kind of stalked me, basically. He got in touch with a lot of people in Stratford because he couldn’t get in touch with me. My mom’s last name is Mallette, and my last name is Bieber, so he contacted my great aunt, who I’d never met before. He contacted the school board. My mom was getting all these messages saying, “This guy named Scooter is trying to get in touch with you.” After a while, it got kind of creepy to my mom, so she finally gave him a call to tell him to stop calling. She ended up talking to him for about two hours. They kept in touch, and we eventually made a trip out to Atlanta to see what he’s about and to see what kind of connections he could get.

I mean, have you ever been MORE bored by Justin Bieber? No, right? And that’s saying something. I can’t say the whole thing is worth reading, but if you’re a bit of a masochist, have at it. Even stranger are the photos that went with this shoot, because they don’t match the tone of the interview AT ALL. Like, what? They also kinda make me want to vomit, but here ya go.

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Justin Bieber’s Lip Sync Battle Is… Something Else

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Justin Bieber‘s latest mission is to try and endear himself to the general public again. We all loved him (well, most people did) back when he was just a precocious Canadian kid with obnoxious but obscenely catchy music. Then he went off the rails and everyone hated him, and he wants to change that, get back to his roots. In order to do this, he’s really putting himself out there and getting silly, by doing things like performing “Girls Don’t Cry” on Lip Sync Battle this week. At first I thought this was going to be the classic “Big Girls Don’t Cry”, but this is actually the 2006 Fergie track, so don’t get your hopes too high.

I wish I could find this as cute as most people seem to, but he just really creeps me out these days for some reason – probably because you can tell all this “I’m a good boy!” shit is just that – complete shit and really fake. At least he finally got rid of that molester ‘stache that’s not really a mustache at all but was pretty much all he could manage.

Justin went against Deion Sanders in the competition, which will be aired in full on Lip Sync Battle on Thursday night.

Here’s Justin Bieber’s Naked Butt Just For You — PHOTO

 

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Sorry for those of you who are busy eating your breakfast – you probably won’t have much of an appetite after this. Justin Bieber thought it’d be a great idea to treat his fans to a lovely view of his bare backside on Instagram during the early hours of Tuesday morning, so he posted a picture of… his bare backside standing on the side of a boat and looking at a mountain in the distance.

Justin captioned the shot “Look” and that’s it. Look at his ass? Look at the mountain in the background? Apparently this was taken in Bora Bora, where he’s currently vacationing and where I’m guessing public nudity isn’t illegal. Why he can’t wear swim trunks, I don’t know, but I’m sure there are some who welcome the opportunity to see his junk. I’m not one of them, but this is for you.

Justin’s uncovered bum is behind the cut, just in case you’re at work and/or disgusted by him.

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Justin Bieber & Diplo’s New Video ‘Where Are U Now’ Is Weird

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Justin Bieber is getting adventurous when it comes to his new music, so he’s teamed up with EDM douchebag Diplo and slightly awkward but really nice guy Skrillex for a new song called “Where Are U Now”. It’s a strange video but a pretty catchy song… not to mention it contains a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it shout out to Justin’s ex x 5,000 times, Selena Gomez!

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OMGGGGGG… does this mean they will get back 2gether?! (Insert eye roll here.)

All sarcasm aside, I actually hate myself for how much I like this song, but hey, I’m not immune to a good beat. It’s really well-put together and a total bop, so don’t judge me (too harshly). Have a listen below if you haven’t already and let me know what you think because I need validation that I’m not going crazy by being so into this shit. I really wonder how this collaboration came about, because you know both Diplo and Sonny had dollar signs in their eyes when this collab was finalized. I mean, the video is already up to over 4 million views, which is not too shabby. That’s all Bieber fans, too.

Anyhow, have a listen below!

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Justin Bieber & Ruby Rose Are Friends, Of Course

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If you spend any time on the Internet, you’ll obviously know who Ruby Rose is. The Australian model/DJ/actress was a new addition to the Orange is the New Black cast for Season 3, and people have gone nuts for her. I haven’t actually watched the third season yet, so I can’t say anything either way about Ruby’s acting, but I can say that I’m already biased against her since everyone has been so obnoxious with the whole “I’d SO go gay for Ruby Rose!!!” and “Ruby Rose is the best new girl crush”-type posts/comments online. (I won’t get into the fact that you can’t “go gay” for someone… if you can see yourself having sex with someone of the same gender, you’re a little bit gay. If you’re just recognizing attractiveness, you’re a human being with eyes.) ANYWAY, that’s neither here nor there. Ruby is friends with Justin Bieber, apparently, and they look like twins!

It all started out like this:


Then, all of a sudden, they were hanging out in Vegas!


#twinning

A photo posted by Ruby Rose (@rubyrose) on

A photo posted by Ruby Rose (@rubyrose) on

At first, I couldn’t even tell which one was Justin :( :( :(

This is all very strange, but that’s Hollywood for ya, I guess.

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Justin Bieber Pleads Guilty To Ontario ATV Assault

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Justin Bieber has shockingly managed to avoid getting into too much trouble in the past few months, but he’s still answering for everything he did during his tour of terror over the last year or two. Most recently, he pleaded guilty to a criminal assault case involving an ATV and a paparazzo in summer 2014.

From TMZ:

Justin appeared in a Canadian court via Skype. The singer was in the office of his lawyer, Howard Weitzman, when he pled guilty to simple assault and careless driving.

The incident went down in Ontario last summer, when Justin crashed his ATV into the minivan of a photog, who was taking pics of Justin and then-GF Selena.

The judge warned the Biebs, “The lesson in all of this is to think before you act in the future.”

The plea was a good deal for Justin. He has to pay a $750 fine and that’s it. There’s no jail, no probation. The whole thing goes away.

Bieber’s lawyer, Brian Greenspan, tells TMZ he worked with prosecutors to hammer out the deal, which he described as fair. He was quick to point out that no one was injured in the incident and the pap involved in the incident later pled guilty to trespassing.

Frankly, I’m kinda on Justin’s side on this one. Not because what he did wasn’t wrong (it was!) but because I honestly can’t imagine living that life where you can’t even enjoy time outside of “work” without being hounded by people who want to take your picture. I know, I know, it’s the life he chose and he gets millions for it, but I think any one of us would snap if we were in that position.

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Justin Bieber Has Officially Managed His Anger

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Remember how Justin Bieber received a visit from the karma fairy last year and was sentenced to anger management classes for egging his neighbour’s house? Well, give him his due – he actually turned up and went through with ti and now his anger has been deemed sufficiently managed, it seems.

From TMZ:

Bieber’s lawyers were in court Monday to show the judge he completed one of the two major terms of his plea deal – 12 anger management classes.

According to court docs, Bieber has also begun the process of completing 5 days of community labor — so far he’s put in two hours for the Volunteers of America, Los Angeles … where he worked at an emergency shelter.

Bieber’s lawyers say he’ll do the rest of his hours there, helping them with needed repairs.

The probation officer gave the Biebs a better than passing grade, saying he’s been cooperative and sincere.

He’ll remain on probation until 2016.

“Cooperative and sincere“, you say? Huh, that doesn’t sound like Justin at all! Maybe he HAS changed! (Except he totally hasn’t – but it’s nice to see he’s not breaking the law… for now.)

However, I have to say – considering Bieber was sentenced to these classes and his community service nearly a year again and has STILL only done 2 lousy hours is disgusting. His schedule isn’t that busy these days, sorry. If he can appear on The Ellen DeGeneres Show every other week, he can do his damn community service.

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