5Justin Bieber is Living in a Bad RomCom

I’m not sure how this is actual news and not a poorly written plot line in a D-grade romantic comedy or sitcom, but Justin Bieber’s Liverpool hotel room was reportedly crashed by two girls dressed in hotel maid costumes. As in, these girls are huge fans, couldn’t get into the hotel where he was staying, stole some uniforms from housekeeping and then walked right into his suite and pretended to clean while secretly taking photos in Justin’s bedroom. It wasn’t until a member of Justin’s entourage heard giggling coming from his room that they were caught. After a brief tongue lashing from both Bieber’s people and hotel reps, the girls were turned loose on the condition that they never come back.

Guys, was this not a plot from an episode of Saved by the Bell? Like, didn’t Kelly and Lisa dress up like maids and sneak into a musician’s hotel room once? Or was it a Full House episode? Either way, I cannot believe that that shit works in real life. Like, should these girls get a free ride to Harvard or something for having the brains and guts to pull this off?

March 14, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Molls

2Could Justin Bieber Be an Oscar Winner Next Year?

Let’s just cut to the chase: Yes. Yes he could.

I told you the other day how much I LOVED Never Say Never, Justin’s documentary that’s currently out in theaters, and apparently I’m not the only brilliant mind who agrees that it was really something quite special.

The Hollywood Reporter printed a piece today saying that Justin’s doc is so good that it may be nominated as one of the best in its category next year and that he was swamped by A-list fans at the Vanity Fair Oscar party last weekend.

From THR:

“You’d be surprised at the caliber of people who came up to Justin at the Vanity Fair party at the Sunset Tower, most of whom had seen the movie [Never Say Never] and loved it,” says an insider. “There was even talk of putting it up for an Oscar next year in the documentary category. People appreciate that it’s not just a kids’ movie.” (THR’s Bill Higgins also noted Bieber was the star who awed the other stars at the Vanity Fair bash. The young singer would chat with someone and the buzz would immediately be: “What is Mick Jagger talking to Justin Bieber about?”)

Not surprised! As much shit as we’ve given the tiny gerbil with the formerly shaggy haircut, I actually find him to be truly talented and yo, that movie will change your life. When I saw it, here were people of all shapes, races and creeds clapping hands and singing “Baby” in the theater together by end of the whole thing. This might be bold, but within the next, Bieber’s gonna be the new Banksy. Except, you know, he’ll actually win.

I’ve you’ve seen Never Say Never, vote in the poll and let me know if you agree that it’s totally possible Justin Bieber could join the ranks of Hollywood’s very best.

March 4, 2011 at 2:30 pm by Molls

1Guess How Much Justin Bieber’s Hair Is Worth

You love Justin Bieber’s new haircut, right?  Of course it’s tragic that he can’t tantalizingly “shake it throughout the day” anymore, but that’s a sacrifice that had to be made, because Justin thought his gorgeous locks belonged in an eBay auction rather than atop his beautiful head.  And he was right.

Were you right?  Let’s see …

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March 3, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Emily

10Caption This

Aw come on now, is this any way for a budding seventeen-year-old musician/actor/mogul/underage banger of overage chicks to act? It’s evident that little Justin’s been taking tips from his badass elders, so who knows – maybe we’ll see him flashing his tits a la Taylor Momsen, his vadge (hell yes he has one) a la Miley or just, you know, just pretending to be an all-around hardened buster, because guys? He’s CANADIAN. I doubt he’s going to be throwing down anytime soon – it’s why we love Canada. They just don’t buy into this kind of go-on-the-offensive BS.

Maybe his mama should just curtail the free time that he spends with people like Kim Kardashian.

March 3, 2011 at 5:30 am by Sarah

21OMG Justin Bieber Turned 17!

Oh snap, kids. Justin Bieber is 17, which means that he’s ONE YEAR CLOSER to being LEGALLY boned by Selena Gomez.

Justin celebrated his 17th birthday yesterday (and I wholly lament the fact that Beebs shares his birthday with my husband, who turned thirty yesterday, even though it’s just as embarrassing that I happen to share a birthday with the Olsen twins), and to celebrate, the couple hit up a local mall, mugged for the cameras, and ate Pink Berry.

Happy birthday, Justin. Will you please just go the fuck away now?

March 2, 2011 at 6:30 am by Sarah

3Justin Bieber Shells Out Even More Cash to Impress Selena Gomez

We already knew that Justin Bieber recently went into a LA mall and left with several large bags of Victoria’s Secret merchandise, but now an entire flower shop? Damn. Either Selena Gomez is holding out or she’s on some “Yeezy Taught Me” shit.

According to PopEater via TMZ, Justin called in such a large order into a florist that she had to use every last flower in her shop to fill it. Apparently Justin’s goal was to pack Selena’s LA home with flowers “just because.”

Aw, that’s actually pretty sweet.

And you know, I just gotta say it, I saw Never Say Never this weekend and it was innnncreeeeddibleee. I have a lazy eye and can’t even really do 3D, but I enjoyed the hell out of that movie and am now sold on Justin Bieber as a talented performer. Check that out if you’re a fan of success stories, music or even just documentaries. Totally entertaining.

February 28, 2011 at 12:00 pm by Molls