Sure, we previewed this shit the other day, but I couldn’t miss out on an opportunity to scorch your retinas with the full-length video for Justin Bieber‘s ‘All That Matters’. To me, all that matters is that I never have to feast my eyes upon this fuckery ever again, but I’m sure some little Bieber fans are gonna be mighty happy and probably watch this on repeat and lie in bed at night crying about how they’d be a PERFECT COUPLE with Justin and he’d totally fall in love with them if only he knew them or whatever Bieber fans do.
Justin Bieber is a multi-millionaire who could afford to hire the best tattoo artists that money can buy (or that money could buy but you stiff them on because you don’t feel like paying), but for some reason, he still ends up with really hideous, shitty body art that looks like something a fellow inmate drew with an old Bic pen and a half-charged battery.
His latest offering is an “eagle” that takes up a good portion of his arm and also makes me want to punch him even more than usual:
I mean, I know guys don’t go around with super colourful and whimsical drawings, but I suppose that’s why I find so many of these things so hideous. Well, also because it is hideous. I know we can’t fully see this thing, but this is all I need to see.
What should Justin’s next tattoo be? How about something across his forehead that says “ASSHOLE”?
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Did everyone eat a shit ton of food yesterday? Are you getting amped up for leftovers today? Well, celebs had their feasts yesterday too, with some looking a bit better than others’. Of course, MUCH of this food was catered and you can tell. Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner tried to pretend they had home cooking, but their Instagram followers weren’t fooled and called them out on having chefs/caterers for the big day, LOL. Justin Bieber‘s dinner looked like the most un-fun thing ever. Just looking at these is making me hungry.