Really though, who was it? Because whoever it was is not a good friend. Whoever called the entire guest list of the Billboard Music Awards and said “hey, just wanted to let you know...
GQ just did an interview with Justin Bieber, and it’s probably the best interview I’ve ever read with him. It’s amazing. It’s probably even better than the... Aww, Justin, I’m so proud! So far this year, The Biebz has been named the new King of Pop, he’s changed the world of music forever, and his penis has been christened... You know, it just does not matter to me, no matter how old Justin Bieber gets, he’s always going to be that whiny, weird, floppy-haired little kid singing “Baby, baby, baby oh... I don’t know how this happened, and I don’t understand it. I don’t get why fans would feel the need to name a celebrity’s penis, or why fans feel the need to name... … Because, you know, there’s no such thing as ‘Billie Jean’ as it is. It’s a new concept that crazed fans claim to have babies by their inspirational idols... Remember the chick that Justin Bieber supposedly sexed up and made a baby with? Mariah Yeater, she of the unstable tendencies and weird torso? Well Justin Bieber apparently can’t... I know: you’re thinking, “Really, Sarah? Eleven whole hours since the site’s last post and there’s nothing better to talk about than Justin Bieber and his stupid... But hey, nothing we didn’t know already right?
In case you missed it, musical prodigy and legend Justin Bieber recently released a new single called “Boyfriend.” It was... You guys, how many times have I talked about how great a boyfriend Justin Bieber is? A lot, right? Like, so much that I could understand if you’ve ever been a little creeped out by... You know, for someone who is supposed to be such a pop superstar, dear Justin Bieber hasn’t really released that much music at all. He had that first album that came out two years... Or maggots on rotten hunks of raw meat. You know.
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