I know we’re all tired of Justin Bieber (and I’m particularly tired of typing the word “asshole” over and over again), but he can’t seem to stay out of the news for longer than 24 hours and refuses to tone down his… assholery (?) so that we can stop writing about him. After smuggling a monkey – and no, that’s not a euphemism – to Germany and refusing to pay for a tattoo, the latest news comes all the way from Austria, where this punk ass has been banned from a nightclub for having his entourage/security team bust up the camera phones of fans enjoying themselves/taking a few snaps.
From The Austrian Times:
Baby Pop singer Justin Bieber has been banned from Vienna’s trendiest nightclub.
He went to the Passage club in Vienna, Austria – built on the site of a converted underground station – where he was surrounded by bodyguards.
According to the management at the club the bodyguards then smashed cameras of fans in the club, destroyed mobile telephones and even groped some of the young girl fans who reportedly left in tears after the Saturday morning assaults.
Club manager Joachim Bankel confirmed: “Justin Bieber is no longer welcome here.”
UGH, this fucking kid. Can he not just be banned from, like, planet earth as a whole?
In other news, will.i.am still thinks anyone gives a shit what he has to say about, well, anything, and is still sounding off on Bieber. His most recent pearl of wisdom saw him claiming that Justin’s money sponge mother, Pattie Mallette, will get him back on track. You know, despite being done with parenting him and all.
From The Daily Telegraph:
“Justin’s going to be okay. It’s dangerous to be a child star, but it’s dangerous to be a child in the ghetto, or to be a child at school being bullied.
“If you have good parents, you’ll be all right. Justin’s mom is great.”
When we eject Justin into space, let’s send will.i.am with him, shall we?
April 2, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
Justin Bieber‘s mother, Pattie Mallette, certainly won’t be winning any parent of the year awards, that’s for sure. After nearly aborting the little dickhead, she’s now trying to get famous by writing books and making films about how great actually having him worked out for her (read: $$$$, ya’ll!), all the while not giving a shit how much of an unbearable asshole he’s turned out to be.
Mallette is out on the ho stroll promoting Crescendo, which she is an executive producer on, and of course she’s been asked about Justin’s antics as of late, the most recent of which being his spitting in his neighbor’s face and threatening to kill him, refusing to pay a tattoo artist and sneaking a monkey onto his private jet. You’d think, as his mother, she’d refuse to comment (because you can’t realistically expect her to admit that yeah, he’s turned into a nasty piece of work) or say that it’s difficult and she’s trying to work out what’s behind his bullshit, etc. Instead, she just sorta shrugged and said her job as a parent is done.
From Access Hollywood:
“Him being 19, you know, I’ve just gotta let go a little and let him make some of his own decisions. He’s growing up. He’s 19. He’s not my baby.”
I mean, sure – he is technically an adult and can do whatever he wants, but I’m not even a parent and I know that role doesn’t end when a kid turns 18. Can she control him? Maybe not, but if she’s raised him to be so close to her and all that bullshit they both spout, you think she’d give more of a shit. But, you know, I guess once the check clears in the bank, you care a lot less about your own flesh and blood.
As for Justin, here’s more on his other fuckery. A tattoo artist from London has spoken out over the “spoiled brat” who whined and moaned about the £1,000 ($1,600) fee until the guy left with only half the money just to get away.
From The Mirror:
“Initially I was told to go to Justin’s hotel at 7pm by one of his minders but then I was called back and put on standby all night.
“I was finally summoned to the hotel at 6am. I was told money wasn’t a problem so we didn’t discuss prices.”
“When I said it was £1,000, Bieber’s bodyguard didn’t want to pay. They snubbed me and tried to haggle over the money. In the end I accepted £500 just so I could go.
“Basically, he’s a joke and a spoilt brat. When I was there, I also saw Justin throw a fit with his personal assistant. It was disgraceful.”
To be fair to Justin, I’d begrudge paying a grand for such ugly body art. Fuuuuuuck this kid. If all that wasn’t enough, he now faces prosecution and up to a $10,000 (or whatever the Euro equivalent is) in Germany for sneaking his pet monkey, Mally, on a transatlantic flight. The monkey’s now being detained at customs at his expense. What an idiot.
From The Sun:
The star broke strict health laws by sneaking the primate into Germany in his private jet.
Last night a source said: “Justin has been acting like a right diva. He is out of control and lives in an alternative reality to the rest of us.
“He didn’t think about the potential risks of flying a monkey from one continent to another.
“He and Mally go everywhere together. He will be heartbroken it has been put in quarantine.
A customs spokesman said: “The animal required a certificate of health and other authorisations.You cannot just land with a wild animal and bring it into the country if the flight has not originated from another EU country and you don’t have the proper paperwork.”
MAKE IT STOP.
March 30, 2013 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
Justin Bieber, you need to get your shit together in a nice little bundle and hold it closer, tiny dancer. You say you’re not a bad person and I believe that, but you are making some bad decisions. Like getting into a fight with your neighbor and being accused of battery. Now new details emerged that you spit on them and threatened to kill them. Dude, stop threatening to kill people. The last time you did that, your body guard held you back and made you look like an annoyed dad putting his child into a car seat.
Justin Bieber was so out of control during his altercation with a neighbor Tuesday … he had to be restrained by his bodyguard … this according to the neighbor’s account to cops.
We broke the story … the neighbor claims Justin spit in his face and threatened to kill him after he complained that the singer was driving his Ferrari at around 100 mph in the gated community.
We’ve now learned … the neighbor told L.A. County Sheriff’s deputies … Bieber wasn’t done after hocking the loogie … he was lunging at the 47-year-old man and the bodyguard had to restrain him.
Our Bieber sources say the singer insists he did not spit or attack the guy … but as we reported, a landscaper directly across the street from Bieber’s home says he saw the singer spit.
Mr. Bieber, you are an entitled angry young man who needs to realize that you have so many opportunities in front of you and that those opportunities should be your main focus in your lucky life. You have no idea how long this is going to last. Ask David Cassidy or Lief Garrett. If you have issues, that’s fine, a lot of people do. Get some therapy. Just because you’re super famous and super rich doesn’t mean you’re not allowed to have your own problems. I get that. But it also means that you aren’t allowed to spit at people and be a jerk. This is just common decency and common sense.
March 29, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Alright, listen. Enough with these stupid kids being self-aware enough to know they’re being pricks but not enough self-control to, you know, not be pricks. Justin Bieber – he of the endless stream of asshole behavior, most recent of which is apparently spitting in his neighbor’s face and threatening to kill him – is now trying to garner sympathy by talking about how much it hurts is itty bitty feelings when people call him out for being the idiot he is because he’s really a great person deep down! WHY DOESN’T ANYONE UNDERSTAND HIM?!
From US Weekly:
“The biggest misconception about me is that I’m a bad person,” confides Bieber. “I get upset about that. I have a big heart. I want to be a good role model, but some people want me to fail.”
That said, he admits he’s far from perfect. “I’m young and I make mistakes. That’s part of growing up,” he says. “I mess up sometimes. It’s part of growing up.”
For now, the unattached heartthrob is tuning out his detractors. (He wraps up his nearly yearlong world tour in August.) “I know who I am and I’m not gonna let negativity towards me bring me down. I’m a positive person and I plan on staying that way,” Bieber says. “This business can break you down, but I have a strong team around me, and my family and all the fans. The love overcomes the negativity. I’m not perfect but I’m growing and trying to be better everyday. That’s part of life.”
Still, Bieber adds, “I’m young and I want to have fun. I don’t think there is anything wrong with that.”
No one is saying there’s any problem with having fun, but we are saying that there’s a problem with being an entitled, self-righteous asshole who treats everyone like shit and acts like he’s infallible and rules the world. I’m sure the whole “misunderstood” angle is being fed to him by his PR team who want to continue sponging money out of him for as long as they can, but come on. He seems to think raising hell is a rite of passage, and I just want his career to come to a grinding halt. Ugh, teenagers.
March 28, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
Justin Bieber has most likely never heard the expression “quit while you’re ahead”, or else he would have stopped acting like a smacked ass a long time ago. The Prince of the Puny Chest just keeps doing things to make you wonder if he’s actually Chris Brown in scrawny white Canadian clothing, even following in the older singer’s footsteps when it comes to assault. Apparently, Justin’s been racing his Ferrari down his residential street in Calabasas, CA and when his neighbour brought it up to him, he went off the handle. Oh, f-ck off with this kid.
Justin Bieber has been accused of battery by a neighbor … and cops are at the singer’s home in Calabasas, CA investigating … TMZ has learned.
Sources tell TMZ …. Justin and one of his male neighbors got into a verbal altercation just after 9 AM. We’re told the argument was intense.
L.A. County Sheriff’s spokesperson Steve Whitmore tells TMZ … the accuser told deputies Justin made physical contact with him and he has filed a battery report. He also claims Justin threatened him.
One of Justin’s neighbors tells TMZ … the argument between Bieber and the accuser was NOT over a party … it had to do with a Ferrari.
We’re told Bieber had the car delivered to his home last night on a flatbed truck … and this morning, he was racing the vehicle up and down the streets.
Neighborhood sources tell us … the neighbor was furious about the deafening noise AND felt Justin was endangering the community by tearing through the streets at breakneck speeds.
We’re told the neighbor went over to confront Justin about the situation … and that’s when the two sides got into a screaming match.
Considering we’ve seen actual video of Justin’s ability to get violent, I somehow don’t think the neighbour is lying about this. I’d love to say that I can’t wait until this behaviour ends his shitty career, but I think we all know that we live in a society that seems to reward being a total piece of shit, so oh well.
March 27, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
The Biebereeno was seen shirtless in an airport in Lodz, Poland. Naturally he paired his lack of shirt with the saggiest trousers man could create, showing a more than generous strip of the tightest of whitest nether trousers.
When Christina Aguilera tells you to tone it down, it might be time to “rejuvenate and refresh” and put on clothes.
To catch up on any other Bieber dramas you may have missed, here’s a definitive list.
Good to see his nanny is still looking out for him. Gotta be the same guy in the photo above, right? Doesn’t he remind you of a younger, fitter version of Harry, Charlotte’s husband from Sex and the City? Good for him!