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LOL of the Day: Justin Bieber’s Tour Bus Raided in Sweden for Pot, Weapons

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Justin Bieber is an absolute idiot, so it’s no surprise that he doesn’t think to put his drugs and shit on the crew bus instead of his own. Carrying his weed stash with him caused a bit of trouble for Baby Elvis when Swedish police raided his bus in Stockholm shortly before he was due to perform at the Globen Arena.

No one was arrested and they haven’t pressed charges against anyone in particular just yet, but they did find a nice little stash of weed and a stun gun, so whatever the hell this kid is doing, he’s mentally deficient, apparently.

From Sweden’s Aftonbladet:

”A colleague felt a strong smell of marijuana, like someone had been smoking in the bus”, says Lars Byström press officer at the Stockholm police department..

At 8.40 pm, only half an hour after Justin Bieber entered the stage, the police raided the tour bus parked outside the arena.

”We carried out a search and we found a small amount of alleged narcotics. We also found an electroshock weapon that wasn’t licensed.”

Do you have a suspect?

”No, we don’t have a specific suspect, there were several people in the bus.”

What kind of narcotics was it?

”We sent the sample to a laboratory for analysis.”

A source close to Bieber’s crew tells Aftonbladet that panic broke out when the police raided the bus. The police also demanded access to Justin Bieber’s dressing room inside the arena.

”A couple of dancers started running around screaming ’No weed!’ and another member of Bieber’s crew yelled ’Shit, the stash!’”, says the source.

Justin Bieber has now arrived in Helsinki.

LOL, I’ve had my days of running around shouting, “Shit, the stash!” Haven’t we all in our time? (I actually haven’t – I just want to be cool like Justin Bieber.) I just wish someone would arrest this little asshole. I’d love to see his mugshot.

Ugh, Gag Me: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Might Be Back Together

justin bieber selena gomezI’m going to go ahead and hold out hope that this is all a crock of shit, because I just ate breakfast and would prefer not to throw up all over my keyboard. That’ll be what happens if reports are true that Justin “Baby Elvis” Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together, since apparently they were seen kissing in Norway.  Oh, and Justin posted the photo above on his Instagram for about three minutes before deleting it, so…

From People:

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber‘s relationship appears to be back on – again!

The Spring Breakers star traveled to Oslo, Norway to be with the pop star, who performed a concert there Thursday. And the two have left no doubt that their romantic flame has reignited.

“They were holding hands, hugging and they kissed on the lips,” a source tells PEOPLE. “They looked really in love, like no fights ever happened before. It definitely looked like they were back together.”

We know Selena went to Norway because there were pictures of her at the airport in Oslo, but I want to believe she’s smarter than this. Then again, maybe I should expect less from the girl who hides from celebrities she likes.

Justin Bieber Is Creepy As Hell

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Justin Bieber decided to freak out the entire internet today by wearing this lovely Chanel ski mask. This is 10 times worse then the Australian wax celebrities. He punished the world with this photo via Instagram and with the caption,

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Yes, he spelled Chanel as Channel. I think between this and hearing about his stupid fans, we’ve had enough Bieber for the weekend. I also think we need a palate cleanser. This should do it:

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And yes, that’s a non-photoshopped image. It was taken that day Beebs lunged for a paparazzo and shouted, “l’ll f-cking beat the f-ck out of you, man!” and his body guard held him back.

Surprise! Justin Bieber Fans Don’t Know Who Anne Frank Is!

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In news that will surprise exactly zero people, the gravity of Justin Bieber‘s idiotic and self-centered comments in the Anne Frank House guestbook were sort of lost on his fans, who didn’t see what the big deal with and in fact don’t even know who Anne Frank is. Uh… WHAT?

The tots gathered at their playhouse (Twitter) and did themselves, Justin and the world at large proud by getting a very important topic trending: “Who Is Anne Frank”. I wish there were words in any language to describe my thoughts on the matter. For now, the following will have to suffice: ljasdklfjasjlaklsdf;asjfalkdf;k!!!!

Let’s see some of what his educated, culturally sensitive and all-around fantastic human followers had to say on the issue, shall we?


This is our future, guys. It’s fucking bleak. And in related news, Carrie star and too big for her britches teen Chloe Moretz has also come to Justin’s rescue, telling ET that people need to chill out, because he didn’t mean any harm and Anne Frank MAY HAVE BEEN A BELIEBER, you know! Oooookay.

“I very much respect Anne Frank and what she went through. [It] is a very serious situation and you know to make a joke of it sometimes is kind of inappropriate,” she explained.

“But at the same time you can kind of think of the angle, well you know, ‘You’ve got to bring light into those dark situations’.”

Moretz added: “I don’t know, a lot of people are Beliebers… maybe she would have been a Belieber.”

Nope. Sorry, just no.

Justin Bieber Might Buy a House In Dubai; America Celebrates

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Justin Bieber has already proven what an idiot he is on multiple occasions, but he’s learned his lesson and now he’s pretty sure he’s got it all figured out. Since he rules the world and can do whatever he wants without repercussions, he’s thinking of buying a house in Dubai, where his assholery will definitely be completely tolerated and won’t at all cause any problems.

From The Sun:

He’s been looking at houses in the strict Arab emirate after his recent troubles.

The troubled singer plays two gigs in the Middle East in early May and for his first visit has asked promoters to find him a house. And he’s considering keeping the place.

A source said: “He was going to stay in a hotel but is now looking at houses with a view to a longer-term stay.

“Justin will have to behave, though.”

Yeah, okay, this is going to work out well. I’m so glad his team of advisers are leading him in the right direction and encouraging him to make wise decisions. It’s clear that they’ve got his best interest at heart and definitely not his bank account. Will someone stop the madness already?

Here Are The Top 20 Most Hated Celebs In Hollywood…And Chris Brown Isn’t Even In The Top 5

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Chris Brown is a hated celebrity but apparently not as much as Anne Hathaway (which James Franco totally gets, btw). Star magazine released their super scientific list of top 20 most hated Hollywood celebrities. Weirdly Jay Leno is more hated than Chris Brown, which is making me laugh really hard. Here’s the stupid list:

20. Chris Brown
19. Jesse James
18. Taylor Swift
17. Shia LaBeouf
16. Lindsay Lohan
15. Angelina Jolie
14. Jay Leno
13. Ashton Kutcher
12. LeAnn Rimes
10 and 11. Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian
9. Anne Hathaway
8. Justin Bieber
7. Madonna
6. Matt Lauer
5. Katherine Heigl
4. John Mayer
3. Jennifer Lopez
2. Kristen Stewart
1. Gwyneth Paltrow

This is a pretty good list. I’m shocked to see that Kanye West isn’t on here. I love him but I thought he was one of the most hated people around. I’m not sure if he’s psyched or pissed not to be included. I also didn’t realize that people hated Matt Lauer this much. Damn. Too bad this poll was taken after Justin Bieber’s idiotic Anne Frank statement or I’m sure he would be higher up. Kristen Stewart now has the dubious honor of being one of the most hated and least attractive female celebrities. Hey, good for her! At least she’s good at stuff!

Who is your ultimate most hated celebrity?

Justin Bieber Hopes Anne Frank Would Have Been a Belieber

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Justin Bieber does a lot of stupid shit, but he’s finally done something to take idiocy to the next level. While in The Netherlands this past week, he decided to visit the Anne Frank House on Friday with his friends and guards. Because, you know, a Holocaust victim’s memorial is totally the place for a social call. Can you see where this is going? Probably not.

After staying at the museum for a while, Justin decided the best way to commemorate the day was to sign the guestbook, leaving behind a few pearls of wisdom which the Anne Frank House was so moved by (moved to vomiting or punching, probably), they shared it on their Facebook page yesterday.

Yesterday night Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank House, together with his friends and guards. Fans were waiting outside to see a glimpse of him. He stayed more than an hour in the museum. In our guestbook he wrote: “Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”

I’m just going to let that one sit and soak in for a bit. If you haven’t walked away from your computer to schedule a transorbital lobotomy already, let’s just talk about this for a second. Or better yet, let’s not because it’s disgusting, arrogant, narcissistic and further proof of what an absolute dickhead this kid has turned into. Yes, because Anne Frank’s biggest concern in life would have been your shitty music, kid. Fuck off. And yes, that warrants a lack of censoring.