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Selena Gomez’s Friends Are Begging Her To Leave Justin Bieber

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Justin Bieber has been hinting that he’s back together with Selena Gomez and the whole world has been hoping that’s not true (especially the Beliebers, who are pretty much on 24/7 suicide watch at the moment). In between getting shirtless with Baby Elvis and, I dunno, wearing bindis on stage, Selena has apparently been getting pleas from her closest friends to drop Justin once and for all.

From The Sun:

While Justin is revelling in successfully persuading his girlfriend to rekindle their romance, her friends and colleagues are devastated.

One told me: “We did everything we could to keep them apart but he was so persistent.

“It’s really unhealthy they have such a turbulent relationship at such a young age.

“He leaves her in floods of tears constantly.

“She has had a really difficult year or so dealing with the tense emotions that come with dating him. We thought she had finally broken free. But he has persuaded her to take him back again. There’s not much we can do about it — but we are going to try.”

Ha! Can we get an episode of Intervention for this? I can just see Jeff VanVonderen sitting Selena down in a room and giving her an ultimatum. It’s the stuff dreams are made of, I tell you.

Either Justin Bieber’s Stalking Selena Gomez Or They’re Back Together

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Rumours have been flying around at the speed of light that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together after the pair were apparently spotted kissing in Norway and Justin posted a picture of them looking cosy on Instagram, which he quickly deleted. Of course, the little asshole has continued to stir the shit by then posting another picture of them together (seen above) with the following caption:

“You’ve been makin music for too long babe come cuddle- her.”

Now, I won’t even get into the awful sentence structure of the above, but I will point out that he’s missing some of his hideous tattoos so this photo’s definitely not all that recent. Still, if they’re not together, why is he posting it? And if they are, why don’t they take a new f-cking photo together? Who can say?

I know Selena Gomez isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, but just how dull-witted do you have to be to reunite with an absolute dickhead like Justin Bieber? Seriously, I want to know the answer to that question.

Hey, Media! Stop Making Up Rumors (Reporting The Truth) About Justin Bieber!

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Guys, being Justin Bieber is so hard! It’s like, he can’t even do whatever he wants to do, treat everyone like shit and be a total smacked ass without people talking about it making up rumors! I mean, can’t a 19-year-old spit in people’s faces, import exotic animals, smoke weed and have a stun gun without everyone having to say something about it? Ugh, everything’s the WORST!

Wittle Justin took to his Twitter page (of course) to complain yesterday about the “rumors” (news reports) about him popping up lately and to question where they came from. Well, they came from the news, asshole. Not a gossip blogger, not a Belieber’s fanfic tumblr, but from things you actually did. Are you that thick-skulled?

Why is this dickhead still around again? Please, someone remind me.

LOL of the Day: Justin Bieber’s Tour Bus Raided in Sweden for Pot, Weapons

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Justin Bieber is an absolute idiot, so it’s no surprise that he doesn’t think to put his drugs and shit on the crew bus instead of his own. Carrying his weed stash with him caused a bit of trouble for Baby Elvis when Swedish police raided his bus in Stockholm shortly before he was due to perform at the Globen Arena.

No one was arrested and they haven’t pressed charges against anyone in particular just yet, but they did find a nice little stash of weed and a stun gun, so whatever the hell this kid is doing, he’s mentally deficient, apparently.

From Sweden’s Aftonbladet:

”A colleague felt a strong smell of marijuana, like someone had been smoking in the bus”, says Lars Byström press officer at the Stockholm police department..

At 8.40 pm, only half an hour after Justin Bieber entered the stage, the police raided the tour bus parked outside the arena.

”We carried out a search and we found a small amount of alleged narcotics. We also found an electroshock weapon that wasn’t licensed.”

Do you have a suspect?

”No, we don’t have a specific suspect, there were several people in the bus.”

What kind of narcotics was it?

”We sent the sample to a laboratory for analysis.”

A source close to Bieber’s crew tells Aftonbladet that panic broke out when the police raided the bus. The police also demanded access to Justin Bieber’s dressing room inside the arena.

”A couple of dancers started running around screaming ’No weed!’ and another member of Bieber’s crew yelled ’Shit, the stash!’”, says the source.

Justin Bieber has now arrived in Helsinki.

LOL, I’ve had my days of running around shouting, “Shit, the stash!” Haven’t we all in our time? (I actually haven’t – I just want to be cool like Justin Bieber.) I just wish someone would arrest this little asshole. I’d love to see his mugshot.

Ugh, Gag Me: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Might Be Back Together

justin bieber selena gomezI’m going to go ahead and hold out hope that this is all a crock of shit, because I just ate breakfast and would prefer not to throw up all over my keyboard. That’ll be what happens if reports are true that Justin “Baby Elvis” Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together, since apparently they were seen kissing in Norway.  Oh, and Justin posted the photo above on his Instagram for about three minutes before deleting it, so…

From People:

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber‘s relationship appears to be back on – again!

The Spring Breakers star traveled to Oslo, Norway to be with the pop star, who performed a concert there Thursday. And the two have left no doubt that their romantic flame has reignited.

“They were holding hands, hugging and they kissed on the lips,” a source tells PEOPLE. “They looked really in love, like no fights ever happened before. It definitely looked like they were back together.”

We know Selena went to Norway because there were pictures of her at the airport in Oslo, but I want to believe she’s smarter than this. Then again, maybe I should expect less from the girl who hides from celebrities she likes.

Justin Bieber Is Creepy As Hell

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Justin Bieber decided to freak out the entire internet today by wearing this lovely Chanel ski mask. This is 10 times worse then the Australian wax celebrities. He punished the world with this photo via Instagram and with the caption,

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Yes, he spelled Chanel as Channel. I think between this and hearing about his stupid fans, we’ve had enough Bieber for the weekend. I also think we need a palate cleanser. This should do it:

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And yes, that’s a non-photoshopped image. It was taken that day Beebs lunged for a paparazzo and shouted, “l’ll f-cking beat the f-ck out of you, man!” and his body guard held him back.

Surprise! Justin Bieber Fans Don’t Know Who Anne Frank Is!

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In news that will surprise exactly zero people, the gravity of Justin Bieber‘s idiotic and self-centered comments in the Anne Frank House guestbook were sort of lost on his fans, who didn’t see what the big deal with and in fact don’t even know who Anne Frank is. Uh… WHAT?

The tots gathered at their playhouse (Twitter) and did themselves, Justin and the world at large proud by getting a very important topic trending: “Who Is Anne Frank”. I wish there were words in any language to describe my thoughts on the matter. For now, the following will have to suffice: ljasdklfjasjlaklsdf;asjfalkdf;k!!!!

Let’s see some of what his educated, culturally sensitive and all-around fantastic human followers had to say on the issue, shall we?


This is our future, guys. It’s fucking bleak. And in related news, Carrie star and too big for her britches teen Chloe Moretz has also come to Justin’s rescue, telling ET that people need to chill out, because he didn’t mean any harm and Anne Frank MAY HAVE BEEN A BELIEBER, you know! Oooookay.

“I very much respect Anne Frank and what she went through. [It] is a very serious situation and you know to make a joke of it sometimes is kind of inappropriate,” she explained.

“But at the same time you can kind of think of the angle, well you know, ‘You’ve got to bring light into those dark situations’.”

Moretz added: “I don’t know, a lot of people are Beliebers… maybe she would have been a Belieber.”

Nope. Sorry, just no.