In news that will surprise exactly zero people, the gravity of Justin Bieber‘s idiotic and self-centered comments in the Anne Frank House guestbook were sort of lost on his fans, who didn’t see what the big deal with and in fact don’t even know who Anne Frank is. Uh… WHAT?
The tots gathered at their playhouse (Twitter) and did themselves, Justin and the world at large proud by getting a very important topic trending: “Who Is Anne Frank”. I wish there were words in any language to describe my thoughts on the matter. For now, the following will have to suffice: ljasdklfjasjlaklsdf;asjfalkdf;k!!!!
Let’s see some of what his educated, culturally sensitive and all-around fantastic human followers had to say on the issue, shall we?
who is anne frank and why is she bullying justin bieber?
— Ariel Kaye (@adkaye) April 17, 2013
Who is Anne Frank she sounds like a loser#truth
— mastur le trole(@TeamXtreemer) April 17, 2013
can someone tell me who is Anne Frank? please tell meee
— Gena (@iBiebest) April 17, 2013
no but seriously who is anne frank guys help me
— TOMORROW JFC (@belieberlikeme) April 14, 2013
This is our future, guys. It’s fucking bleak. And in related news, Carrie star and too big for her britches teen Chloe Moretz has also come to Justin’s rescue, telling ET that people need to chill out, because he didn’t mean any harm and Anne Frank MAY HAVE BEEN A BELIEBER, you know! Oooookay.
“I very much respect Anne Frank and what she went through. [It] is a very serious situation and you know to make a joke of it sometimes is kind of inappropriate,” she explained.
“But at the same time you can kind of think of the angle, well you know, ‘You’ve got to bring light into those dark situations’.”
Moretz added: “I don’t know, a lot of people are Beliebers… maybe she would have been a Belieber.”
Nope. Sorry, just no.