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Amanda Bynes Loves Justin Bieber’s Sense Of Style

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Amanda Bynes is serious about designing a clothing line, and In Touch was serious enough to interview her about it. It’s going to be very chic and elegant as she is inspired by Justin Bieber‘s sense of style and fashion choices. Just picture it: a whole line of saggy pants, caps meant to be worn backwards, the worst of the 1980′s, creepy knock-off “Channel” ski masks, and of course, absolutely no shirts (of which Miss Amanda is also not a fan of). And this:

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Yes, how could one not be positively inspired by this master of fashion?

Oh and she’s also inspired by the Olsen twins, which is such a f-cking copout answer. Here’s more stupid crap she told In Touch about her “upcoming” line.

I love Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s clothing line, Elizabeth and James, and I love how Justin Bieber dresses. My line will be a mixture of sick styles, and it’s going to be for everybody. … I’ll design clothes because I want to, not because I need the money.

Ms. Bynes recently broke the 1 million mark on Twitter. In celebration of this momentous event, here’s some fun Amanda Bynes trivia.

– Amanda Bynes is 27.
– Amanda Bynes eats tacos.
– Amanda Bynes once had her own clothing line called Dear, with Steve & Barry’s, until Steve & Barry’s went bankrupt.
– Amanda Bynes was on the February cover of Maxim magazine in 2010.
– Amanda Bynes is Jewish.

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Justin Bieber Actually Did Something That Wasn’t Stupid

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Justin Bieber is basically a singing idiot in stupid clothing, but he made a very smart move when he stopped his concert in Turkey twice to honor the Muslim Prayer call. I don’t know whose idea this was — I’m guessing not his — but it was a good idea.

From Eonline:

The 19-year-old singer halted his concert in Istanbul twice to honor the Azan.

The Azan, which also goes by a few other names like the adhan, is the Islamic call to prayer and occurs in the main mosque five times a day.

Fans were shocked and delighted at when the “Boyfriend” singer paused his show for the first time thanking the singer for being “respectful” and a “great man.”

Concertgoers flooded Twitter with their heartfelt comments about the singer’s decision to observe the prayer call.

DON’T WORRY EVERYONE, I’m sure he’ll get back to doing stupid shit very soon. Like this, look at this stupid thing:

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Selena Gomez’s Friends Are Begging Her To Leave Justin Bieber

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Justin Bieber has been hinting that he’s back together with Selena Gomez and the whole world has been hoping that’s not true (especially the Beliebers, who are pretty much on 24/7 suicide watch at the moment). In between getting shirtless with Baby Elvis and, I dunno, wearing bindis on stage, Selena has apparently been getting pleas from her closest friends to drop Justin once and for all.

From The Sun:

While Justin is revelling in successfully persuading his girlfriend to rekindle their romance, her friends and colleagues are devastated.

One told me: “We did everything we could to keep them apart but he was so persistent.

“It’s really unhealthy they have such a turbulent relationship at such a young age.

“He leaves her in floods of tears constantly.

“She has had a really difficult year or so dealing with the tense emotions that come with dating him. We thought she had finally broken free. But he has persuaded her to take him back again. There’s not much we can do about it — but we are going to try.”

Ha! Can we get an episode of Intervention for this? I can just see Jeff VanVonderen sitting Selena down in a room and giving her an ultimatum. It’s the stuff dreams are made of, I tell you.

Either Justin Bieber’s Stalking Selena Gomez Or They’re Back Together

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Rumours have been flying around at the speed of light that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together after the pair were apparently spotted kissing in Norway and Justin posted a picture of them looking cosy on Instagram, which he quickly deleted. Of course, the little asshole has continued to stir the shit by then posting another picture of them together (seen above) with the following caption:

“You’ve been makin music for too long babe come cuddle- her.”

Now, I won’t even get into the awful sentence structure of the above, but I will point out that he’s missing some of his hideous tattoos so this photo’s definitely not all that recent. Still, if they’re not together, why is he posting it? And if they are, why don’t they take a new f-cking photo together? Who can say?

I know Selena Gomez isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, but just how dull-witted do you have to be to reunite with an absolute dickhead like Justin Bieber? Seriously, I want to know the answer to that question.

Hey, Media! Stop Making Up Rumors (Reporting The Truth) About Justin Bieber!

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Guys, being Justin Bieber is so hard! It’s like, he can’t even do whatever he wants to do, treat everyone like shit and be a total smacked ass without people talking about it making up rumors! I mean, can’t a 19-year-old spit in people’s faces, import exotic animals, smoke weed and have a stun gun without everyone having to say something about it? Ugh, everything’s the WORST!

Wittle Justin took to his Twitter page (of course) to complain yesterday about the “rumors” (news reports) about him popping up lately and to question where they came from. Well, they came from the news, asshole. Not a gossip blogger, not a Belieber’s fanfic tumblr, but from things you actually did. Are you that thick-skulled?

Why is this dickhead still around again? Please, someone remind me.

LOL of the Day: Justin Bieber’s Tour Bus Raided in Sweden for Pot, Weapons

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Justin Bieber is an absolute idiot, so it’s no surprise that he doesn’t think to put his drugs and shit on the crew bus instead of his own. Carrying his weed stash with him caused a bit of trouble for Baby Elvis when Swedish police raided his bus in Stockholm shortly before he was due to perform at the Globen Arena.

No one was arrested and they haven’t pressed charges against anyone in particular just yet, but they did find a nice little stash of weed and a stun gun, so whatever the hell this kid is doing, he’s mentally deficient, apparently.

From Sweden’s Aftonbladet:

”A colleague felt a strong smell of marijuana, like someone had been smoking in the bus”, says Lars Byström press officer at the Stockholm police department..

At 8.40 pm, only half an hour after Justin Bieber entered the stage, the police raided the tour bus parked outside the arena.

”We carried out a search and we found a small amount of alleged narcotics. We also found an electroshock weapon that wasn’t licensed.”

Do you have a suspect?

”No, we don’t have a specific suspect, there were several people in the bus.”

What kind of narcotics was it?

”We sent the sample to a laboratory for analysis.”

A source close to Bieber’s crew tells Aftonbladet that panic broke out when the police raided the bus. The police also demanded access to Justin Bieber’s dressing room inside the arena.

”A couple of dancers started running around screaming ’No weed!’ and another member of Bieber’s crew yelled ’Shit, the stash!’”, says the source.

Justin Bieber has now arrived in Helsinki.

LOL, I’ve had my days of running around shouting, “Shit, the stash!” Haven’t we all in our time? (I actually haven’t – I just want to be cool like Justin Bieber.) I just wish someone would arrest this little asshole. I’d love to see his mugshot.