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Aww, Wittle Justin Bieber Is Upset That Selena Gomez Is Hanging Out With His Friends

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Justin Bieber sucks and even Selena Gomez realised it eventually and kicked him to the curb. I guess his friends are a bit more fun than Justin is, because she’s still hanging out with them and he’s crying about it.

From Radar Online:

A prominent member of the ‘Baby’ singer’s entourage, King Kevi, was spotted leaving Selena Gomez‘s Los Angeles area house last Thursday night, and while a source exclusively told Radar that the relationship is purely platonic, it has still caused tension among the tight-knit pals.

“Kevi and Selena are friends. There was a party that night with 15 or 20 people – just a little kick back – and they were hanging out smoking hookah with some buddies,” the insider told Radar.

The aspiring rapper, who has been living at Bieber’s Calabasas, Calif. estate for the past few months, didn’t tell Justin he was heading over to hang with his ex, and got an angry phone call when photos of him there hit the Internet.

“Justin was p*ssed,” revealed the source. “He said, ‘Yo, why were you kicking it with her? I thought you and I were homies.’ He doesn’t think they’re hooking up but doesn’t want his closest friends partying with her.

“Kevi told him there was nothing going on and they’ve gotten over it, but Justin is always suspicious something sexual is going to happen.”

Right, so Justin really does speak like a total f-cking idiot in his everyday life. “Kicking it”? “Homies”? I won’t even go any further with that. I’ll just leave it there for you to digest.

In any case, apparently Kevi thinks Selena is a hot piece of ass but won’t try anything, even though it’s clear she and Justin are never, ever, ever getting back together, as they say.

“They talk sometimes but not that much – once every two or three weeks,” explained the insider. “I don’t think they’d ever get back together, even though she’s not dating anyone else right now.”

Even though he’s got no intention of a romantic reunion, the All Around The World singer would be furious if his friend started dating the Spring Breakers star.

“Kevi thinks she is smoking hot but he is like Justin’s brother so has to keep it low key,” the source said.

So even Justin’s friends prefer to “kick it” with his ex-girlfriend instead of him and he’s crying about it. Well, here’s a hint – try not being such a raging asshole and maybe that won’t happen, “homie”.

Nearly Half Of Justin Bieber’s Twitter Followers Are Fake

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Social networking is a great tool to expand your brand and keep in touch with your fans when you’re a big time celeb (or want to be one), so it’s no surprise that mostly everyone in showbiz under the age of 30 is all over Twitter, sharing tidbits about their everyday lives, getting into feuds with fellow artists and/or hateful fans and quite often making us cringe.

When Justin Bieber was named the most followed person on Twitter last year, some people wondered how that could be. Well, I’ll tell you how: nearly half of his followers are from fake accounts. Ta da! Fake accounts are deemed such when they are following fewer than 50 people, have 1 or fewer followers and who have never tweeted. Justin’s fake count clocks in at an impressive 45% – impressively sad, that is.

Check out this infographic (I love infographics!):

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Oh, snap! Even Katy Perry and Lady GaGa are doing better than the Biebs. No surprise, of course – you’d have to be a robot (or 12) to think Justin has anything worthwhile to say. He’s the worst. So, what do you say? Do you follow Justin? Which stars DO you follow? Do any of them actually have anything interesting to say?

The Daily Bieber: 5 Norwegians Schools Reschedule Exams around Justin’s Concert

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In what could be one of the dumbest happenings ever, five Norwegian schools have rescheduled their upcoming exams so that students can attend a Justin Bieber concert. Yes, really. Baby Elvis is due to perform in Oslo on April 16 & 17, but educators are worried that teen girls – who are notoriously nutso for this kid in Norway – will skip out on midterms to go see the show. Instead of expecting parents to get their kids to school and expecting the kids themselves to turn up or fail out, the affected schools have decided to postpone the tests.

From Time:

To accommodate this Bieber-mania, five schools in the Alesund region — located some 230 miles (375 kilometers) northwest of Oslo — have rescheduled exams.

Kristin Halvorsen, Norway’s education minister, said she did not intend to intervene with the schools’ decisions.

“I am concerned that students should be concentrating when they take tests and midterms,” Halvorsen wrote The Associated Press in an email. “The local schools have the responsibility to schedule the local midterms, and if they think there is any reason to change the dates, they have authority to do so.”

As the minister explained, “We’ve all been 14-years-old and know that interests can be intense.”

I’m torn on this. Yes, teenagers are idiots and probably would skip school to go to a Justin Bieber concert, but why not let them face real world consequences and fail out, if that’s what they choose to do? Make the repercussions clear and if they choose to ignore them, too bad, so sad. Sorry, but your boss is not going to shut down the office in 10 years when you’re desperate to see the One Direction reunion tour, so get used to being a responsible human being now.

In other, more LOL-worthy news, Justin himself has been boo-hooing to Teen Vogue about how he has no friends. Huh, wonder why – who wouldn’t want to hang out with a total asshole? Oh, that’s right. Everyone.

“Literally, my phone never rings. I only have, like, four people that I keep in contact with. I just don’t trust anybody. But I don’t need a bunch of friends to make me happy.”

My phone never rings either, but that’s because my friends are smart enough to know I won’t answer and to text my ass instead. I don’t think that’s what Justin was going for, but I don’t care because he sucks.

Blind Leading the Blind: Chris Brown Thinks Justin Bieber Is Like “Baby Elvis”, Is Praying For Him

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LOLOLOL. Let’s all just digest this for a moment. Human shit stain Chris Brown – himself violent, homophobic and just generally a total smacked ass – is “praying” for Justin Bieber after hearing about the younger singer’s recent trouble/meltdown/whatever the hell it is he’s going through.

From Power 105.1 FM’s Breakfast Club:

“It’s a case of how I feel. Being young, having a limitless amount of income to do whatever you want. You have nobody who’s going to say, ‘Hey bro, you look whack right now.’

I feel like the mainstream media… they’re going to target the little black boys around him and say this is why he’s doing it. I’m damn sure glad I’m not around! I pray for him, I pray for myself. I think we’re both great artists… he’s like a baby Elvis.”

Okay, WHAT? There are so many things I have questions on here.

1. Why the hell wouldn’t someone tell you that you look “whack” for acting like a total dipshit? Maybe not the people who you employ, since they’d probably be afraid of, you know, not having an income, but how about your friends or family or something? Christ, that’s dim.

2. I’m glad at least that Chris could admit that he prays for himself, as well, but how is he not an atheist yet considering those prayers have clearly gone unanswered and they’re both still complete assholes?

3. BABY ELVIS???? Cover your ears, Mr. Presley, or you’ll be rolling in your grave. The day Justin Bieber is anything like Elvis Presley is the day I fling myself off the nearest bridge.

Just shut up. Everyone shut up! Justin probably wouldn’t think the Elvis comparison is too off the mark, though, considering he recently compared himself to Jay-Z in an interview with Teen Vogue:

“I don’t need to address every speculation. Remember when Cam’ron dissed Jay-Z? Jay-Z didn’t even respond. Why didn’t he respond? Because he’s Jay-Z.”

LOL F-ck off, kid.

The Daily Bieber: Justin Banned From Austrian Club, Pattie Mallette to the Rescue?

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I know we’re all tired of Justin Bieber (and I’m particularly tired of typing the word “asshole” over and over again), but he can’t seem to stay out of the news for longer than 24 hours and refuses to tone down his… assholery (?) so that we can stop writing about him. After smuggling a monkey – and no, that’s not a euphemism – to Germany and refusing to pay for a tattoo, the latest news comes all the way from Austria, where this punk ass has been banned from a nightclub for having his entourage/security team bust up the camera phones of fans enjoying themselves/taking a few snaps.

From The Austrian Times:

Baby Pop singer Justin Bieber has been banned from Vienna’s trendiest nightclub.

He went to the Passage club in Vienna, Austria – built on the site of a converted underground station – where he was surrounded by bodyguards.

According to the management at the club the bodyguards then smashed cameras of fans in the club, destroyed mobile telephones and even groped some of the young girl fans who reportedly left in tears after the Saturday morning assaults.

Club manager Joachim Bankel confirmed: “Justin Bieber is no longer welcome here.”

UGH, this fucking kid. Can he not just be banned from, like, planet earth as a whole?

In other news, will.i.am still thinks anyone gives a shit what he has to say about, well, anything, and is still sounding off on Bieber. His most recent pearl of wisdom saw him claiming that Justin’s money sponge mother, Pattie Mallette, will get him back on track. You know, despite being done with parenting him and all.

From The Daily Telegraph:

“Justin’s going to be okay. It’s dangerous to be a child star, but it’s dangerous to be a child in the ghetto, or to be a child at school being bullied.

“If you have good parents, you’ll be all right. Justin’s mom is great.”

When we eject Justin into space, let’s send will.i.am with him, shall we?

Justin Bieber’s Mom Sucks; Plus, Justin Sneaks Monkey On Plane, Refuses to Pay for Tattoo

Justin Bieber‘s mother, Pattie Mallette, certainly won’t be winning any parent of the year awards, that’s for sure. After nearly aborting the little dickhead, she’s now trying to get famous by writing books and making films about how great actually having him worked out for her (read: $$$$, ya’ll!), all the while not giving a shit how much of an unbearable asshole he’s turned out to be.

Mallette is out on the ho stroll promoting Crescendo, which she is an executive producer on, and of course she’s been asked about Justin’s antics as of late, the most recent of which being his spitting in his neighbor’s face and threatening to kill him, refusing to pay a tattoo artist and sneaking a monkey onto his private jet. You’d think, as his mother, she’d refuse to comment (because you can’t realistically expect her to admit that yeah, he’s turned into a nasty piece of work) or say that it’s difficult and she’s trying to work out what’s behind his bullshit, etc. Instead, she just sorta shrugged and said her job as a parent is done.

From Access Hollywood:

“Him being 19, you know, I’ve just gotta let go a little and let him make some of his own decisions. He’s growing up. He’s 19. He’s not my baby.”

I mean, sure – he is technically an adult and can do whatever he wants, but I’m not even a parent and I know that role doesn’t end when a kid turns 18. Can she control him? Maybe not, but if she’s raised him to be so close to her and all that bullshit they both spout, you think she’d give more of a shit. But, you know, I guess once the check clears in the bank, you care a lot less about your own flesh and blood.

As for Justin, here’s more on his other fuckery. A tattoo artist from London has spoken out over the “spoiled brat” who whined and moaned about the £1,000 ($1,600) fee until the guy left with only half the money just to get away.

From The Mirror:

“Initially I was told to go to Justin’s hotel at 7pm by one of his minders but then I was called back and put on standby all night.

“I was finally summoned to the hotel at 6am. I was told money wasn’t a problem so we didn’t discuss prices.”

“When I said it was £1,000, Bieber’s bodyguard didn’t want to pay. They snubbed me and tried to haggle over the money. In the end I accepted £500 just so I could go.

“Basically, he’s a joke and a spoilt brat. When I was there, I also saw Justin throw a fit with his personal assistant. It was disgraceful.”

To be fair to Justin, I’d begrudge paying a grand for such ugly body art. Fuuuuuuck this kid. If all that wasn’t enough, he now faces prosecution and up to a $10,000 (or whatever the Euro equivalent is) in Germany for sneaking his pet monkey, Mally, on a transatlantic flight. The monkey’s now being detained at customs at his expense. What an idiot.

From The Sun:

The star broke strict health laws by sneaking the primate into Germany in his private jet.

Last night a source said: “Justin has been acting like a right diva. He is out of control and lives in an alternative reality to the rest of us.

“He didn’t think about the potential risks of flying a monkey from one continent to another.

“He and Mally go everywhere together. He will be heartbroken it has been put in quarantine.

A customs spokesman said: “The animal required a certificate of health and other authorisations.You cannot just land with a wild animal and bring it into the country if the flight has not originated from another EU country and you don’t have the proper paperwork.”

MAKE IT STOP.

Justin Bieber, WTF, Stop Spitting On People

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Justin Bieber, you need to get your shit together in a nice little bundle and hold it closer, tiny dancer. You say you’re not a bad person and I believe that, but you are making some bad decisions. Like getting into a fight with your neighbor and being accused of battery. Now new details emerged that you spit on them and threatened to kill them. Dude, stop threatening to kill people. The last time you did that, your body guard held you back and made you look like an annoyed dad putting his child into a car seat.

From TMZ:

Justin Bieber was so out of control during his altercation with a neighbor Tuesday … he had to be restrained by his bodyguard … this according to the neighbor’s account to cops.

We broke the story … the neighbor claims Justin spit in his face and threatened to kill him after he complained that the singer was driving his Ferrari at around 100 mph in the gated community.

We’ve now learned … the neighbor told L.A. County Sheriff’s deputies … Bieber wasn’t done after hocking the loogie … he was lunging at the 47-year-old man and the bodyguard had to restrain him.

Our Bieber sources say the singer insists he did not spit or attack the guy … but as we reported, a landscaper directly across the street from Bieber’s home says he saw the singer spit.

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Mr. Bieber, you are an entitled angry young man who needs to realize that you have so many opportunities in front of you and that those opportunities should be your main focus in your lucky life. You have no idea how long this is going to last. Ask David Cassidy or Lief Garrett. If you have issues, that’s fine, a lot of people do. Get some therapy. Just because you’re super famous and super rich doesn’t mean you’re not allowed to have your own problems. I get that. But it also means that you aren’t allowed to spit at people and be a jerk. This is just common decency and common sense.