In news that will surprise exactly zero people, the gravity of Justin Bieber‘s idiotic and self-centered comments in the Anne Frank House guestbook were sort of lost on his fans, who didn’t see what the big deal with and in fact don’t even know who Anne Frank is. Uh… WHAT?
The tots gathered at their playhouse (Twitter) and did themselves, Justin and the world at large proud by getting a very important topic trending: “Who Is Anne Frank”. I wish there were words in any language to describe my thoughts on the matter. For now, the following will have to suffice: ljasdklfjasjlaklsdf;asjfalkdf;k!!!!
Let’s see some of what his educated, culturally sensitive and all-around fantastic human followers had to say on the issue, shall we?
who is anne frank and why is she bullying justin bieber?
— Ariel Kaye (@adkaye) April 17, 2013
Who is Anne Frank she sounds like a loser#truth
— mastur le trole(@TeamXtreemer) April 17, 2013
can someone tell me who is Anne Frank? please tell meee
— Gena (@iBiebest) April 17, 2013
no but seriously who is anne frank guys help me
— TOMORROW JFC (@belieberlikeme) April 14, 2013
This is our future, guys. It’s fucking bleak. And in related news, Carrie star and too big for her britches teen Chloe Moretz has also come to Justin’s rescue, telling ET that people need to chill out, because he didn’t mean any harm and Anne Frank MAY HAVE BEEN A BELIEBER, you know! Oooookay.
“I very much respect Anne Frank and what she went through. [It] is a very serious situation and you know to make a joke of it sometimes is kind of inappropriate,” she explained.
“But at the same time you can kind of think of the angle, well you know, ‘You’ve got to bring light into those dark situations’.”
Moretz added: “I don’t know, a lot of people are Beliebers… maybe she would have been a Belieber.”
Nope. Sorry, just no.
April 19, 2013 at 6:59 am by Jennifer
Justin Bieber has already proven what an idiot he is on multiple occasions, but he’s learned his lesson and now he’s pretty sure he’s got it all figured out. Since he rules the world and can do whatever he wants without repercussions, he’s thinking of buying a house in Dubai, where his assholery will definitely be completely tolerated and won’t at all cause any problems.
From The Sun:
He’s been looking at houses in the strict Arab emirate after his recent troubles.
The troubled singer plays two gigs in the Middle East in early May and for his first visit has asked promoters to find him a house. And he’s considering keeping the place.
A source said: “He was going to stay in a hotel but is now looking at houses with a view to a longer-term stay.
“Justin will have to behave, though.”
Yeah, okay, this is going to work out well. I’m so glad his team of advisers are leading him in the right direction and encouraging him to make wise decisions. It’s clear that they’ve got his best interest at heart and definitely not his bank account. Will someone stop the madness already?
April 16, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Chris Brown is a hated celebrity but apparently not as much as Anne Hathaway (which James Franco totally gets, btw). Star magazine released their super scientific list of top 20 most hated Hollywood celebrities. Weirdly Jay Leno is more hated than Chris Brown, which is making me laugh really hard. Here’s the stupid list:
20. Chris Brown
19. Jesse James
18. Taylor Swift
17. Shia LaBeouf
16. Lindsay Lohan
15. Angelina Jolie
14. Jay Leno
13. Ashton Kutcher
12. LeAnn Rimes
10 and 11. Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian
9. Anne Hathaway
8. Justin Bieber
6. Matt Lauer
5. Katherine Heigl
4. John Mayer
3. Jennifer Lopez
2. Kristen Stewart
1. Gwyneth Paltrow
This is a pretty good list. I’m shocked to see that Kanye West isn’t on here. I love him but I thought he was one of the most hated people around. I’m not sure if he’s psyched or pissed not to be included. I also didn’t realize that people hated Matt Lauer this much. Damn. Too bad this poll was taken after Justin Bieber’s idiotic Anne Frank statement or I’m sure he would be higher up. Kristen Stewart now has the dubious honor of being one of the most hated and least attractive female celebrities. Hey, good for her! At least she’s good at stuff!
Who is your ultimate most hated celebrity?
April 16, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Justin Bieber does a lot of stupid shit, but he’s finally done something to take idiocy to the next level. While in The Netherlands this past week, he decided to visit the Anne Frank House on Friday with his friends and guards. Because, you know, a Holocaust victim’s memorial is totally the place for a social call. Can you see where this is going? Probably not.
After staying at the museum for a while, Justin decided the best way to commemorate the day was to sign the guestbook, leaving behind a few pearls of wisdom which the Anne Frank House was so moved by (moved to vomiting or punching, probably), they shared it on their Facebook page yesterday.
Yesterday night Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank House, together with his friends and guards. Fans were waiting outside to see a glimpse of him. He stayed more than an hour in the museum. In our guestbook he wrote: “Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”
I’m just going to let that one sit and soak in for a bit. If you haven’t walked away from your computer to schedule a transorbital lobotomy already, let’s just talk about this for a second. Or better yet, let’s not because it’s disgusting, arrogant, narcissistic and further proof of what an absolute dickhead this kid has turned into. Yes, because Anne Frank’s biggest concern in life would have been your shitty music, kid. Fuck off. And yes, that warrants a lack of censoring.
April 14, 2013 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
Justin Bieber sucks and even Selena Gomez realised it eventually and kicked him to the curb. I guess his friends are a bit more fun than Justin is, because she’s still hanging out with them and he’s crying about it.
From Radar Online:
A prominent member of the ‘Baby’ singer’s entourage, King Kevi, was spotted leaving Selena Gomez‘s Los Angeles area house last Thursday night, and while a source exclusively told Radar that the relationship is purely platonic, it has still caused tension among the tight-knit pals.
“Kevi and Selena are friends. There was a party that night with 15 or 20 people – just a little kick back – and they were hanging out smoking hookah with some buddies,” the insider told Radar.
The aspiring rapper, who has been living at Bieber’s Calabasas, Calif. estate for the past few months, didn’t tell Justin he was heading over to hang with his ex, and got an angry phone call when photos of him there hit the Internet.
“Justin was p*ssed,” revealed the source. “He said, ‘Yo, why were you kicking it with her? I thought you and I were homies.’ He doesn’t think they’re hooking up but doesn’t want his closest friends partying with her.
“Kevi told him there was nothing going on and they’ve gotten over it, but Justin is always suspicious something sexual is going to happen.”
Right, so Justin really does speak like a total f-cking idiot in his everyday life. “Kicking it”? “Homies”? I won’t even go any further with that. I’ll just leave it there for you to digest.
In any case, apparently Kevi thinks Selena is a hot piece of ass but won’t try anything, even though it’s clear she and Justin are never, ever, ever getting back together, as they say.
“They talk sometimes but not that much – once every two or three weeks,” explained the insider. “I don’t think they’d ever get back together, even though she’s not dating anyone else right now.”
Even though he’s got no intention of a romantic reunion, the All Around The World singer would be furious if his friend started dating the Spring Breakers star.
“Kevi thinks she is smoking hot but he is like Justin’s brother so has to keep it low key,” the source said.
So even Justin’s friends prefer to “kick it” with his ex-girlfriend instead of him and he’s crying about it. Well, here’s a hint – try not being such a raging asshole and maybe that won’t happen, “homie”.
April 13, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Social networking is a great tool to expand your brand and keep in touch with your fans when you’re a big time celeb (or want to be one), so it’s no surprise that mostly everyone in showbiz under the age of 30 is all over Twitter, sharing tidbits about their everyday lives, getting into feuds with fellow artists and/or hateful fans and quite often making us cringe.
When Justin Bieber was named the most followed person on Twitter last year, some people wondered how that could be. Well, I’ll tell you how: nearly half of his followers are from fake accounts. Ta da! Fake accounts are deemed such when they are following fewer than 50 people, have 1 or fewer followers and who have never tweeted. Justin’s fake count clocks in at an impressive 45% – impressively sad, that is.
Check out this infographic (I love infographics!):
Oh, snap! Even Katy Perry and Lady GaGa are doing better than the Biebs. No surprise, of course – you’d have to be a robot (or 12) to think Justin has anything worthwhile to say. He’s the worst. So, what do you say? Do you follow Justin? Which stars DO you follow? Do any of them actually have anything interesting to say?