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Jessica Simpson is skinny again and shilling pregnancy tests

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Jessica Simpson‘s fluctuating weight has been a subject of media scrutiny for years – and in fact, it seems to be the only thing keeping her relevant when it comes to the public eye whatsoever. It’s a shame, really, and she seems genuinely sweet (if not the smartest chicken in the sea). But now we can all stop panicking, because she’s skinny again! AND she’s trying to get you to use Clear Blue pregnancy tests… something she probably has some personal experience with, given that she has two little ones of her own.

The above photo popped up on Jessica’s Instagram page this week, and was captioned with “If I’m in a bathing suit I should pose proudly” – right on! I’m not sure I understand why she’s got the golf club, but hey, let’s just go with it. She looks great and obviously feels great, so good for her.

She also started posting her sponsored stuff for Clear Blue on her Twitter page earlier this month, encouraging women to enter some competition the company is throwing to win $5,000. Kendra Wilkinson and Melissa Rycroft have done the same for Clear Blue in the past, so who knows if this was a one-time thing or an ongoing relationship. Given that Jessica is already affiliated with Weight Watchers, she must be racking up some serious dough on endorsement deals!




Weird. Here, let’s have a palette cleanser of another bathing suit pic, shall we?

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Important Poll: How Cute Are Jessica Simpson’s Kids?

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Jessica Simpson’s love of getting it on with fiancé Eric Johnson led to her having two children with him pretty close together. Maxwell Drew is the little girl’s name and Ace Knute (SMH) is the new little boy. They’re a cute family, right? I mean, Maxwell’s pretty perfect. Ace just looks like a baby at the moment – but a cute baby.

Here’s the important question, though: Just HOW cute are these kids? You decide.

How cute are Jessica Simpson's kids?
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Jessica Simpson Gives Birth – Yeehaw!

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Jessica Simpson, after what felt like a year-long pregnancy, gave birth a baby boy. He was then promptly named Ace Knute Johnson, according to TMZ. Man, that kid is gonna be such a good race car driver.

The baby’s father is Eric Johnson. They have 1 previous child together, a daughter named Maxwell.

I made a congratulations card for Ms. Simpson. Here it is:

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I worked at least 2 minutes on this.