It’s just this picture that she tweeted, I love it. Look at her cuddling with her dog! Look how sweet that is! How can this not make you like Jessica Biel a little?
She posted that photo with the caption “my 55 pound blanket” (awwwww!), and here’s another picture of just the dog, Tina:
See? This girl loves dogs, and even though she gets on my last nerve, I can’t hate on a girl for loving on her animal friends.
But wait, there’s one more reason to like Jessica Biel today! Let me show you a series of tweets that she made a few days ago:
Just ate a Sprinkles cupcake for breakfast. #OFFTHEWAGON
Tina’s staring at me. Judging me.
Have a wonderful saturday everyone! #EATCUPCAKESALLDAY
Here’s to a fantastic sugar crash in about two hours. #naptime
I realize that she probably ate one cupcake for breakfast and made a big deal out of it, and that’s annoying, but I’m pretending that she got a dozen cupcakes and literally ate cupcakes all day. That she just sat at home in her pajamas and played and cuddled with her dog and ate cupcakes and gave not one single f-ck. And it was glorious.
So today’s your day, Biel. Try not to screw it up.
From Us Magazine:
Set to wed Jessica Biel this year, the singer-actor, 31, was the guest of honor among a group of 20 men who “took over the dance floor table” at Tryst nightclub at the Wynn Las Vegas, a rep for the venue tells Us Weekly.
Wear a bowtie and a fedora, the Trouble With the Curve star and his posse sipped cocktails — plus Timberlake’s own liquor, 901 Tequila — as they grooved until the wee hours to the sounds of DJ Spider. “The group was very polite,” the rep says.
The crew was also spotted at Surrender Nightclub at Encore and Sinatra Restaurant at the Wynn. Although Surrender — an outdoor pool venue — was packed with models, Timberlake “was a good boy,” an eyewitness tells Us. “It was just him and his guys.”
So, all in all, pretty innocent, right? I mean, it sounds like Justin went out and had a good, wholesome time with some of his closest bros, yeah? Doubtless. I’m sure it had nothing to do with blowjobs from strippers and group sex, but you know that Jessica Biel is thinking all sorts of things along those lines. And guys, she’s totally doing nothing about it, which is customary. Jess has locked herself in her own private hell, lamenting the fact that she even allowed Justin to go to Las Vegas to begin with, because now she’s got to wonder what kind of imaginary damage control she’s going to have to take on over the coming weeks. She’s prepared, guys. She’s thought this one through a thousand times. And how is she going to combat this (imaginary) indiscretion? She’s going to give all sorts of interviews about her simple wedding and how she’s going to be the coolest wife ever. Because that’s just how girlfriend rolls.
But really, did they? Who can I get to confirm this immediately? Jessica Biel hasn’t been on Twitter for four days, and I think Justin Timberlake has probably changed his phone number since that time I was in the 6th grade and my pen pal from Memphis swore that his number was in the phone book there. But I need to know this information. I need to know if they truly got married this past weekend like everyone is saying:
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have gotten married.
The ‘Total Recall’ actress and the 31-year-old heartthrob have reportedly tied the knot in Jackson Hole, Wyoming – where they got engaged in December last year – in a secret ceremony on a private estate on Saturday (18.08.12), with guests staying at the luxury Four Seasons Hotel.
Hollywood gossip columnist Janet Charlton said: “They pulled a fast one!”
While the couple tried to keep their big day a secret, wedding cake designer Sylvia Weinstock added fuel to speculation the 30-year-old star and the ‘Cry Me a River’ hitmaker have tied the knot by revealing she was in Jackson Hole on the weekend.
She wrote on twitter: “America is a beautiful country Jackson hole a marvel (sic)”
So what do you think? I have no idea, but of course it’s a possibility. The rumor has always been that their wedding would happen sometime this summer, and remember how long it took for anyone to confirm their engagement or for Jessica to show off her engagement ring? This crazy couple could very well be married already. And if they are, I will be so mad.
Did they even take a moment to stop and think about me in all of this? Could Jessica Biel not have taken a single moment to say “oh, wait, I think Emily might have wanted to ridicule every single thing I say about the wedding, so maybe we should stretch this engagement out a little longer and make public statements about everything we do”? Apparently not. God, some people are so SELFISH.