Oh girl. You’re doing absolutely nothing to quash those ‘serial dater’ rumors. You and this Alex Beh character, with whom you did that absolutely adorable, endearing Christmas video, dated for how long? According to People, it was ‘less than a year.’ But we here at Evil Beet, we who ALWAYS keep count, think it was more like six months. Which, yeah, is ‘less than a year,’ but it’s way closer to eight weeks than it is to fifty-two.
I always kind of rolled my eyes whenever the topic of Jennifer Love Hewitt was broached, but now shit’s kind of getting intriguing. It’s great to see who Jen’s going to show up with out of the woodwork every single time. Let’s try hard to kick it up a notch, though – Jamie Kennedy was probably the bottom, and I think you’re on an uptick, sweetheart.
Who would be an appropriate boyfriend for Jenny Love H?
Honestly speaking, Jennifer Love Hewitt’s bottom half could begin resembling Jabba the Hutt’s, and I still think she’d be totally smoking hot. I mean that. I’d hit it, and I’d hit it hard before I’d even considering hitting a LOT of female celebrities out there, and that says a lot.
These days, Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s good choices are coming fewer and further in between. The actress was snapped while shopping in Los Angeles yesterday and the dress she was wearing? It was unforgivable. On a much younger or much older woman with a much smaller or much larger frame, this frock could actually be cute in kind of a quirky way, but on the strangely bloated and aging Love, it was a hot mess. Especially when paired with black flats and a brown leather Louis bag.
I’m not an ageist, I’m not even a patternist (yes, that’s a made up word,) but I just can’t get over all the layers of wrong that are going on here. It’s infinite amounts of wrong.
“I love Edward,” Jennifer told Billy and his Access Hollywood Live co-host Kit Hoover, earlier this month. “I actually waited in line to take a picture with him after the very first premiere for like an hour and 15 minutes and as I got up to take my picture, they were like, ‘Rob are you tired?’ and he’s like, ‘Yes,’ and he left. And I was standing there like, ‘Are you kidding me?’ Forty women from Milwaukee got their photo, but not me.”
Ok, it’s been a long weekend and all that sarcasm is weighing heavy on my heart, so let’s just break this little story down real quick. Do you think that if it was 1998 and Jennifer was in the midst of I Know What You Did Last Summer and Can’t Hardly Wait that she’d have to wait behind forty women from Milwaukee at a public premiere to meet Robert Pattinson? I doubt it. But it’s not 1998, and Jennifer Love is no spring chicken, and I find all this incredibly sad.
You just keep on keepin’ on, Jennifer. I hope you love Breaking Dawn. You deserve that much.
I have no clue what it is, but it’s not in me to hate on poor little Jennifer Love Hewitt. Maybe it comes from watching I Know What You Did Last Summer when I was 10 and feeling sorry for her. However, I did not see this stupid dress that Jennifer wore to a charity gala last night when I was a child, so I have no such obligation to pity it.
Update: Because the original video that ran with this post broke, I was forced to take it down and replace it with this photograph of JLH doing the ‘Woo woo!’ face instead. I know, I know, it’s not as good as the video (I do hope you saw it before it shit the bed), but it’ll suffice I suppose.
That ‘someone’ being Dave Barnes, whom I’ve never heard of, but he’s pretty alright.
And the song? Totally adorable. I will be buying this on iTunes because I am a Christmas-loving freak. The video? Though this goes against every single minuscule fiber of my very being – deep breath – I actually love the video. I think Jennifer Love Hewitt is totally adorable in it, if a bit over the top, and her cheeseball boyfriend, Alex Beh, is the perfect complement.
What did you guys think of the video? Am I coming over to the dark side, praising Jennifer Love Hewitt? Is it just the spirit of the upcoming holiday that’s got me so entranced (because that’s happened before, don’t you know.)?