9Love It or Leave It: Jennifer Lawrence’s Golden Girls Fashion

Love this girl. Love her to death. But I simply cannot accept this dress. And I don’t feel like I should have to.

I don’t know what this whole trend is with the Golden Girls fashion making a comeback, but it has to stop. In this day and age, there is just no need for that many sequins. I feel like this dress could be seen on Dorothy Zbornak as the top of a pantsuit, and that pains me. I feel like Blanche would wear this with pantyhose and huge clip-on earrings when she’s feeling particularly saucy. And I feel like Rose wouldn’t wear this unless it was some shade of pink.

The bottom line is this: no dress made in the 21st century needs to give me so many ideas about how the beloved characters of a show about postmenopausal women in the 80′s would wear it. There is just no reason for this.

January 10, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Emily

6Jennifer Lawrence Is Officially The Coolest

Sorry, did you say something? I can’t hear you over my complete and utter adoration for Jennifer Lawrence. I am going to get this magazine cover tattooed on my body so that I can lovingly stroke her face and pretend that she is smiling like that at me. Did we just cross over into creepy? I think so. Let’s keep going.

As if the photo shoot from Jennifer’s issue of Vanity Fair wasn’t enough, now we’re getting to hear some bits from the interview. And they will make you hug your computer and roll around in the floor with it out of sheer love for this girl. You know, if you aren’t doing that already.

From Vanity Fair:

On her bow and arrow: “One time I actually used it for defense. I pulled into my garage and I heard men in my house. And I was like, ‘I’m not letting them take my stuff. I had just gotten back from training, so I had the bow and arrows in the back of my car. I went to my car and I put this quiver on me and I had my bow and I loaded it and I’m walking up the stairs. And I look, and my patio doors were open, and there were guys working right there, and I was like, ‘Heyyy, how you doin’?'” Lawrence’s friends were disappointed by the anticlimactic outcome of the event, the actress tells Windolf: “They were like, ‘We’ve got to stage someone to break into your house and you can kill them!’ That would be the funniest news ever. Katniss Everdeen actually kills someone with a bow and arrow!”

On acting: “Not to sound rude, but [acting] is stupid,” Lawrence says. “Everybody’s like, ‘How can you remain with a level head?’ And I’m like, ‘Why would I ever get cocky? I’m not saving anybody’s life. There are doctors who save lives and firemen who run into burning buildings. I’m making movies. It’s stupid.’”

On Meryl Streep: “Once I’m obsessed with somebody, I’m terrified of them instantly. I’m not scared of them—I’m scared of me and how I will react,” she tells Windolf. “Like, for instance, one time someone was introducing me to Bill Maher, and I saw Meryl Streep walk into the room, and I literally put my hand right in Bill Maher’s face and said, ‘Not now, Bill!,’ and I just stared at Meryl Streep.” So, Windolf asks, did she meet Meryl Streep? “Of course not. I just creepily stared at her.”

She also talks about how she never went to high school – she calls herself “vastly uneducated” – and something about crying to her mother, but those bits have yet to be disclosed.

I don’t know a lot of things, you guys, but I know that I love this girl with my whole heart. Well, I love her as much as you can love someone who you’ve never met or spoken to and who doesn’t even know you exist. Are we getting creepy again? It’s ok. Shh. It’s ok.

January 3, 2013 at 9:30 am by Emily

24Love It or Leave It: Jennifer Lawrence as The World’s Most Desirable Woman

Yes. Love it. Love to pieces. Love it enough to buy three copies of this issue when it’s released: one to look at, one to cut up into a collage for my Jennifer Lawrence shrine, and one to store and keep forever. I. Love. It.

She’s just … I don’t even know. She’s amazing. She’s so, so beautiful and sexy and funny, and she’s SO talented. It gives me so much hope for the world that a girl as awesome as Jennifer wins these kinds of titles, because even though they’re pointless, at least now they’re pointless with good taste.

We don’t have much of the interview yet, but we do know that Jennifer said that “I love filmmaking. I love acting but I don’t feel married to just being in front of the camera,” and also that “I’m a nomad. I just looked in New York and I was looking in LA and I can’t figure out where I want to live.” That’s interesting*, right? Ok, not so much, but how great would it be to see a movie directed by this girl? Or written, even, wouldn’t that be neat? I don’t know, I can’t see for all the hearts in my eyes.

I’ll put the rest of the pictures in the gallery, but here’s another preview:

RIGHT?!

*Hey, I’m going to ask you some questions now, ok? My dude and I want to move – not right this very second, but we do want to relocate. We’re looking for someplace really warm near the ocean, and somewhere where the cost of living isn’t astronomical. Also somewhere with neat theatre. Any suggestions? Right now we’re looking at Savannah, Georgia. Please help me choose my path in life.

January 2, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Emily

13Jennifer Lawrence Would Rather Look Chubby On-Screen

So Jennifer Lawrence did an interview with Marie Claire South Africa where she talked about body image (because duh, fatty) and what her social life is like (hint: limited). There’s not much else to say about this girl, because she’s probably the most wonderful female celebrity to ever have existed, so I’ll let her take it on over from here.

Here’s Jennifer on her New Year’s resolution:

My New Year’s Resolution is to stand up for myself. It’s hard for me. Nobody wants to be disliked. You always want to be polite and be nice. I tried to find a balance in saying what I mean and still being nice. I can’t do it. I have this ‘okay’ attitude and everything. I end up allowing myself to get walked over and resenting it.

Jennifer on going out:

I don’t like going out that much. I’m kind of an old lady. After it’s 11, I’m like ‘Don’t these kids ever get tired?’ When I’m out, I think about my couch.

And last, Jennifer on her awesome body image:

I’d rather look chubby on screen and like a person in real life.

Honestly, this lady just doesn’t get any more darling.

On a related note, how do you guys feel about New Year’s resolutions? Are you making any? I never make them, because I’m not really good at that whole “lifestyle change” thing that sometimes has to accompany New Year’s resolutions, but I admire those who do, and those who can stick to them. All I know is that this past year has been a pretty phenomenal year, and if 2012 is any indication of what’s to come in 2013, well. There’s going to be surprises around every fricking corner, guys.

What’s your resolution, if you happen to be making one?

December 29, 2012 at 12:00 pm by Sarah

17Hey, It’s Jennifer Lawrence in A Bikini!

Oh, sorry! Did you think this post was going to be about anything besides Jennifer Lawrence in a bikini? It’s not, guys. It’s just not. This is all there is.

But wait! I have another picture!

Gosh, right?

November 23, 2012 at 11:30 am by Emily

10Jennifer Lawrence Eats Like a Caveman, is Obese

So the ever-awesome Jennifer Lawrence did this interview with Elle magazine, and in it … well, she said some pretty outrageous things. What things, you ask? Well, things like the things that are in the headline—like how she eats like a caveman, how she’s obese, and also like how she turns into Homer Simpson around her boyfriend for the most part.

Here’s the better bits of the interview, which also expounds on the comment about obesity, because I’m sure all of you out there who think Jennifer’s a fatty fatterson are all ears. Er, eyes.

Jennifer on dieting for a role:

“I’m never going to starve myself for a part… I don’t want little girls to be like, ‘Oh, I want to look like Katniss, so I’m going to skip dinner. That’s something I was really conscious of during training, when you’re trying to get your body to look exactly right. I was trying to get my body to look fit and strong- not thin and underfed.”

On her relationship with her boyfriend:

“[My boyfriend] is honestly my best friend, and hopefully I’m his best friend too. He’s my favorite person to be around and makes me laugh harder than anybody…We can eat Cheetos and watch beach volleyball and we turn into two perverted Homer Simpsons, like, ‘Oh, she’s got a nice ass.’ I never thought we’d have such different opinions on asses.”

On not falling into the millionaire hype:

“Ten million dollars and I’m still living in my parents’ condo…I’ve always lived in a tiny rat-infested apartment in New York, or a little condo in L.A., or a normal house in Kentucky. I think it would be very bizarre to live in a big mansion by myself.”

And last, Jennifer on being obese. And Val Kilmer:

“In Hollywood, I’m obese. I’m considered a fat actress. I’m Val Kilmer in that one picture on the beach. [But] I eat like a caveman. I’ll be the only actress who doesn’t have anorexia rumors.”

See? We told you she was fat.

Also, if you Google ‘Val Kilmer beach’, this is one of the photos that comes up:

November 8, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Sarah